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Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan
Detroit, 3:35 AM
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11/14/08
So if you take a Camry Hybrid and a Prius, reduce the ugly, and jack up the price...
...yeah, fuck it.
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THEY'RE LIKE AN ENDLESS DISEASE
INVISIBLE, PAINFUL, ETERNAL
HYBRID OWNERS FUCKED BY A GREEDY PAST
SINCE YOU ARE BORN
YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY AND POWER
A LEXUS HYBRID TO CORRUPT
WAY OF MANKIND
HYBRID LIVING IS TO LIVE LIKE A SLAVE
LEXUS IS YOUR MASTER
YOU HAVE NO VALUE, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ONE
HYBRID BATTERIES QUENCH YOUR HUNGER
HUNGER FOR CONFIDENCE
TO SHAKE THE HAND OF YOUR LEXUS DEALER
AND LATER TO BE BETRAYED
THE HYBRIDS ARE THE MIND OF IGNORANCE
HYBRID FOR PLEASURE
YOU ACT LIKE A ROBOT
THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES
AS BLACK AS CRUDE
YOUR PLEASURE IS PAIN
YOUR PLEASURE IS TORTURE
HYBRID IS YOUR PLEASURE
HYBRID FOR THE FUTURE
As per graverobber...
/apologies to SEPULTURA!
11/14/08
When you are down and out there is no doubt
A Prius with a trunk
Just bring the funk
Bring the funk
Bring the funk
Now what's the problem everybody's got 'em
Just get the hole out of your soul
And bring the funk
Bring me the funk
Bring me a Prius with a trunk
If you got a badge just engineer it
It's just a Prius so no need to fear it
Gimme a Prius with a trunk
Got to have my funk
I need a Prius with a trunk
Got to have my funk . . .
/apologies to Ben Harper
11/14/08
HS2SOH?
HSZSOH?
AHSSOH?
ASSHOH?
Maybe it's just me, but if you mistake the numbers for
letters, it almost sounds it would read "ASSHOLE"!?!?
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LOL Nice. That really made me laugh.
My COTD nomination for the day goes to you, sir.
11/14/08
I could just hear it now, some elderly lady at the Lexus service bay,
"Yes, good morning sir. I'm hear to have my HASZSOH lubed."
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