Burnouts with FWD is easy and can produce thick smoke. Turn the steering wheel to full lock and let it rip. An old Fiesta with 12" Michelins is the best. After the car slings itself into somewhat of a circle 4 or 5 times, you'll have some smoke.
@cargogh: Or just crank on the handbrake, rev to 3-4k and drop the clutch / neutral drop, floor it... ah, the joys of having a car you are actively trying to kill.
If Jalopnik made this burn out video, they'd make sure they'd burn those rear tyres to shreds, after all they're not paying for them. Also it would be long. And loud. Also I'd like to think they'd do it in 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound. And an epic soundtrack. I'm thinking Mission of Burma.
You know what Wojzilla? I DO care. Why? Because this makes the fact that my RX-8 has the same exact mileage ratings and has less than HALF of the horsepower (please don't mention the t-word) that much more depressing. Fuck...
If they could just get it up to 25mpg, maybe I could trade in my Jeep under Obama's new junk-the-junker plan or whatever that new car incentive program is called...
@Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: Attenna? They still have one of those mounted on the exterior. Dang, that is, like, so 5 years ago. By now I though everyone would be going to in-glass antennas.
@maximum-sienna: In-glass antennas (antennae?) will show back up as malaise 2.0 gets back into full swing. And then the Fed will alter radio transmission rules to free up the current frequency bands for some random yet undecided federal need, so your antenna will be worthless.
@bee zee f*ckin arr:Here is what happened at Ford HQ."Hey, I got a great press release for you to write up." "It better not be another one of those stupid payment protection plans." "No, its about the Mustang." "Yes, finally something fun." "Great, now write about the 22 hwy mpg, and make it good."
@pauljones: Even in this economic climate, there comes a certain point in one's life when your job spinning positive about the fuel economy of muscle cars grinds you down so much that you'd rather be unemployed and drunk for the rest of your days.
You guys think mpg is boring, just wait a few years until "grams of CO2 per 100 miles" becomes a common stat, like it is in Europe. It doesn't get more mind-numbing than poring over decimalized emissions stats in order to decide which band of taxes you want on your next car.
At least mpg is objective, with a tangible financial and convenience payoff for the owner. Unlike trying to "solve" global warming by changing your vehicle's emissions in a negligible manner.
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Also, the ghost of Steve McQueen approves of the reverse burnout, with corresponding axle hop.
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If Jalopnik made this burn out video, they'd make sure they'd burn those rear tyres to shreds, after all they're not paying for them. Also it would be long. And loud. Also I'd like to think they'd do it in 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound. And an epic soundtrack. I'm thinking Mission of Burma.
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Bonus: GT500
Angle: mpg as hero
On today's episode of Iron Copywriter.
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Nah, I'd keep the Jeep.
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It took forty fucking years to move the antenna?
/stang owner pet peeve
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I don't. At least he has a job, which is more than can be said of many of his former colleagues. Watch as we find out that Mullaly himself wrote it.
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This is one of those points.
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At least mpg is objective, with a tangible financial and convenience payoff for the owner. Unlike trying to "solve" global warming by changing your vehicle's emissions in a negligible manner.
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It should be single-digits.
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Me: Yes, hello, Ford. I would like a Shelby GT 500 please. Yes, the one with the fantastic fuel economy. /sarcasm
Dealership: Any option?
Me: Yep, every option.
Dealership: And how will you be paying for that?
Me: I'll be financing that today.
Dealership: What terms would you like?
Me: Doesn't really matter, just as long as it comes out to $700/month.
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The 2010 Ford Shelby GT500 gets 540 hp and 510 torques and some gearing changes.
It also gets 2mpg more than last year, so we beg you, World Wildlife Fund, please stop giving all the pandas chlamydia!