GM just unveiled its brand new full size pickup trucks, the 2014 Silverado and the 2014 GMC Sierra.

GM takes the covers off the Chevrolet Colorado Show Truck at the Bangkok International Auto Show today, previewing the next-generation Colorado midsize pickup officially going on sale in Thailand later this year — and eventually arriving in North America.

Some car guys sling horsepower numbers with the same cavalier attitude Brett Favre displays for phallus photos. Heavy-duty truck guys know better. The Duramax-engined 2011 GMC Sierra Denali 3500 HD dually's 397 HP? Unimportant. 765 lb-ft of torque? Epic. [PickupTrucks]

All this talk of the global, non-American 2011 Ford Ranger made us wonder if Ford even bothered to post a photo of the built-for-America 2011 Ford Ranger to their media site. Yup. Here it is.

The new Mazda BT-50 is the Balki Bartokomous to the 2011 Ford Ranger's Larry Appleton. They're related, but one is clearly more foreign than the other. [PickupTrucks.com]

Others may show you this real 2011 Ford Ranger and complain about us not getting it. Boo-freaking-hoo. This is America. You're saying we can displace myriad native populations but can't get one truck? If you want it, go get it.

India's growing wealth means the country's sure to give in to the same wasteful bourgeois spending habits that have made pet rocks, beer helmets, and Jackass 3D popular in the U.S. The result? The awesome diesel-powered Mahindra Bolero "Attitude" truck.

Proving Texas is still just one big ridiculous stereotype, Chrysler debuted the Ram Laramie Longhorn luxotruck today. It's got more leather than Max Mosley's basement and silver belt buckle seats. Belt buckle seats! I hate all of you.

You've seen the engine, now here's the complete Ecoboost-powered Ford F-150 for the first time. I'm sure the burnout is standard pickup truck driving and has nothing to do with convincing F-150 loyalists to trust a twin-turbo V6. [PickupTrucks.com]