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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    01:36 PM

    In reply to US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!
    Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner.

    I hope that price includes a budget for Ford to keep replacing the hinges on its dealer's doors once these are in the lot. These suckers are going to fly right out.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    01:33 PM

    In reply to US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!
    Why do I have to pay more for the damn hatchback? Doesn't it cost less by loosing all that rear junk?
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01:32 PM

    In reply to US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!
    Can you get one with actual tires instead of rims that have been painted black around the edges?
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    01:23 PM

    In reply to US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!
    I've never considered myself a Ford man, but this car is really appealing to me.

    /hoping for Eco-Boost variant...
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01:21 PM

    In reply to US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!
    Ugh, there's going to be a sedan?

    Oh, man, and look at that rear overhang. I think I'm going to be sick.
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    01:25 PM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Don't look! Hatchback, hatchback, hatchback!
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    01:29 PM

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: That's the ugliest butt I've seen since my shower this morning.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    01:29 PM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Did you not catch the pics the other day? Wait until you see the grill.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01:33 PM

    @token_illiterate_commenter: You have internet in prison?
     Reply
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01:34 PM

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Nope, glad to say I missed the pics. I was actually hoping (for once) that we'd get a single 5-door configuration here, unlike the unholy sedan abominations known as Versa and Yaris.
     Reply
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    Image of Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria
    01:36 PM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: It's America: we make sedans out of *everything.*
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    Ash78, cube farmer promoted this comment Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria was starred Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    01:36 PM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Your tax dollars at work, baby!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01:40 PM

    @Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria: Even our pickup trucks are sedans on 'roids. How else can you explain the massive crewcabs with the 4-foot bed in the back?
     Reply
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    01:05 PM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    I fixed it.
     Reply
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    12:57 PM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    Sell a version equipped with a high-end stereo, and call it the Roox E Music:

    "There's a new sensation
    A fabulous creation
    A danceable solution
    To teenage revolution"
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11:18 AM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    They're that small because they poop...a LOT.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    12:19 PM

    @bmoreDLJ: Please clarify...you talking quantity or frequency?
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11:12 AM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    I wonder if these could put a chink in the sales figures of big SUVs in the states. Might make a good little city car for running inscrutable errands during the salaryman week. Then on the weekend you escape your internment to zip off with a horde of friends to hit the slopes with divine winds nipping at your heels.

    Please don't ban me; I'm already going to hell.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11:18 AM

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Ban? If you didn't already have a star that would be promoted!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10:50 AM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    Two trimlines:
    Serious Anime
    Surprised Anime

    Random beads of flying sweat cost extra (vinyl decals).
     Reply
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    Image of twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight)
    11:34 AM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Tsundere Option Package - Navigation acts all haughty, voiced by Rie Kugemiya, constantly calls you "Baka".

    Yandere Option Package - Inner door handles have blades on them, preventing exit from car. Really comfortable massaging chairs. Navigation system constantly calls you "Onii-chan", voiced by Rie Tanaka.
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    Ash78, cube farmer promoted this comment Edited by twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) at 12/03/09 11:34 AM twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) was starred twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11:38 AM

    @twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight): And every button and switch provides audio feedback that sounds like someone pinching a loaf (male) or executing a tennis serve (female).
     Reply
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    Image of twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight)
    11:42 AM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: God help us if those cars start having discussions about their "powerlevels" while their drivers presses all their buttons.
     Reply
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    01:05 PM

    @Ash78, cube farmer: I was thinking more along the lines of this.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10:49 AM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    Nice box. This Gaijin prefers the round-eye.
     Reply
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Nissan Roox: Kei Car Comes With Round-Eyed Headlights Or Umm...
    Roox kinda goofy in either guise.
     Reply
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    12:33 PM

    @smalleyxb122: Roox rike a rittoh Quest.
     Reply
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    07:49 AM

    In reply to Mercedes Bids Farewell To SLR, Builds Final Stirling Moss
    Hm... From the top view, it looked oh so very stretched out.

    From the side view, it looks Much better. Definitely took after daddy! :)
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    12:03 AM

    In reply to How The Porsche Boxster Spyder Shed 176 Lbs And How It Can Lose More
    They could shed another 200+ lbs by shedding the passenger seat, and the passenger.

    Also, they could shed 100 lbs by not selling the car to Americans. :P
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    12:02 AM

    In reply to How The Porsche Boxster Spyder Shed 176 Lbs And How It Can Lose More
    Perhaps they should hire the Top Gear trio as consultants. Clarkson as the strategist, May as the engineer, and Hammond as... the entertainment?

    Just don't use Clarkson as the engineer, Hammond the strategist, and May as entertainment.
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