What Car Should You Buy? Take This Quiz

Selecting and buying a new car isn't easy. That's why, before resorting to the traditional but unreliable method of reading otter entrails, we at Jalopnik would like to invite you to try using this quiz, which harnesses the power of the Jalopnik Mainframe (located in Dale Earnhardt, Jr's Sex Bunker) to use math and… » 12/12/14 12:40pm Friday 12:40pm

Ferrari Named Its New Car After Explicit Coitus And That's FxxKing Great

Ferrari just unveiled the FXX K, a hybrid V12 track monster with 1,035 horsepower and 50 percent more downforce than the already bonkers LaFerrari. But the best part is that its name is basically Fuck. And Ferrari knew exactly what they were doing. Naming its fastest ever car after explicit coitus is brilliant. » 12/03/14 12:15pm 12/03/14 12:15pm

How Do I Buy A Car When I'm Upside Down On My Current Loan?

I desperately need a new car, the one that I have is becoming an unreliable money pit. The problem is I owe $4000 more than it is worth. I have no cash for a down-payment, but I can handle $350 per month. How do I get into another vehicle and break the cycle of being underwater on a car loan? » 10/03/14 12:49pm 10/03/14 12:49pm

Is A Hardcore, Faster Alfa Romeo 4C Quadrifoglio Coming In Late 2015?

Alfa Romeo's presentation at the Chrysler future product press conference is a little light on details, but the last slide is something to get psyched about: It sure looks like a hardcore Alfa Romeo 4C Quadrifoglio is coming late next year. Now we're giddily giggling like little girls. » 5/06/14 10:33am 5/06/14 10:33am

When Buying New is Smarter Than Buying Used

Last week I made the assertion that "Buying New is for Suckers," of course I was only half-serious about that title. Most of you agreed, and reiterated that you can get more car for your money if you are willing to roll the dice. However, some of you rightly pointed out that buying a new car might be the better option. » 1/21/14 10:58am 1/21/14 10:58am