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    Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex

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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    On the "Hate/Not Terrible/Good/Shell-Ferrari" Scale: Hate


    Unless, as i09 observed about Transformers 2, the agency was going for an "art commercial" of some sort.

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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    I'd rather have sex with a photocopier.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/29/09

    @KillerBee: Not me. I have no interest in reproducing.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/29/09

    @Alfisted: BA-ZING!!!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    This just in, tail wags dog. Seriously, looking at the ad, all that I notice is how generic and BMW it is in looks. Imagine all this hoopla around, say, a 59 Caddy. That would make sense. Here, there's nothing even to fondle, really--just straight lines, pretty much. Not even any trim details to caress.


    The actor will never live this down.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    So dragoning has gone mainstream. Damn.


    Now what are us cool kids going to do?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    Ray's bitter that Buick didn't ask him to have on-screen dragon love with their cars. Just take this statement:


    "...Buick's new design's light-years better than what we've seen from Buick in the past - umm, forever..."


    May I remind you of this Buick?



    Or this one?


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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    06/29/09

    @engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: Totally right. How could anyone forget about the Grand National.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/29/09

    @engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: or possibly this one
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/29/09

    @Ray Wert: No problem. It is Monday, and it's not easy being a dragon.


    Here's another sexy Buick to get your inner dragon engine revving:


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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/29/09

    @engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: lest we forget
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    06/29/09

    @Ray Wert: Ray, You had it correct when you said that there wasn't a good looking Buick in the last 2 Decades, and the cars pictured are all before 1989.


    Can anyone think of a Buick that actually looked good after 1989? Maybe this one?


    Or maybe this one?


    Or maybe this one?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/29/09

    @UDMan: I always thought the Reatta was decent looking. Performance was disappointing, though.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    On the beach? But what about the potential for Sandy Wong?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/29/09

    @Ash78: Indeed. A most painful condition.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    06/29/09

    @Ash78:


    True story: I had a junior high school classmate named Sandy Dick. Even at a young age, all of the males would wince when she was called to the office over the intercom.


    I have to go take another shower now.

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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    06/29/09

    @Kapitän Lebertransplantation:

    Everyone should google "Sandy Wong" (actual person, btw) to truly understand the merits of Ash's comment.
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    06/29/09

    @Al Navarro: I wish I hadn't just taken your advice. Now I need a shower. Perhaps a car wash too. Goes to show truth is stranger than meme.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    06/29/09

    @jdoubleh is 'bout to get quadrazontal:

    Which is why I pointed you in that general direction.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/29/09

    In reply to Buick's "Take A Look At Me Now" Ads Encourage Man-On-Car Sex
    You think that's bad, you should see Claude Lelouch's "C'était un Buick Rendezvous."
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