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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/01/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Could we just shoot ALL professional athletes? I'm willing to lose Slatan Ibrahimoviç if it means less of this kinds of ****.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    I see that someone else is deserving of the Ghost Ride The Whip Box.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Shaq and Birdman: putting the "Sport" in "SportChassis"
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    Edited by pauljones at 11/30/09 11:29 AM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Must've given up flying.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Birdman?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Why oh why did I not think of that?
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/30/09

    @pauljones: The Hawk guy from the Buck Rodgers TV show had a better haircut than "Gimli with wings."
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    12/01/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: HA! +100
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    drill here drill now! we must be able to feed this beast!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    This is a proper SUV, built by winter-crazed Canuckians.

    That thing at the top of the page is just a Freightliner with a truck bed and a camper top. And I can't wait to see photos of it with a phone pole up its nose - you know that's what comes next, right?

    -edit- Aw, dang. The photo won't post and the company seems to have gone toes-up, or else I'd get art directly from them.
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    Edited by Elhigh at 11/30/09 11:06 AM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Some guys just want bigger toys.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: And that, quite literally, is what she said.

    Personally, I care less about the size of the car and more about the size of the engine running it.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @pauljones: That's true, but good mileage is of utmost importance no matter what size engine.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Exactly. It's not about the size, it's about the stamina.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Some girls, too.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here:

    No worries. There are additives from the aftermarket which extenze your mileage. Plus, they don't harm the environment.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @pauljones: Of course, stamina. I guess that comes with good performance.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @Tanshanomi: There are girls like that.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @Uncle Bo: I've seen those additives advertised on TV. I think one guy is named Bob, and he has a big grin on his face.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: What about rebound stiffness? Compression? Air conditioning?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @mr_dude: Yes, all those are important (maybe not the a/c). Just keep all components of your vehicle, whatever the size, in good condition for peak performance.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Timing? Injector spray? Body rust?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @mr_dude:
    Timing: Strive for perfect timing, the ultimate.
    Injector spray: Definitely important in preventing performance problems.
    Body rust: Never, never, in any circumstances let that occur.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    That is one big birdhouse.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Wonder why he didn't spring for some oversize rims.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    The hopeless little fender flares on the bed made coffee spray liberally over my keyboard, files and customer paperwork. Excellent.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    All the girls wanna ride with the guy who's got a massive b-pillar.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/30/09

    @Tanshanomi: No, it's the 22.5" Steels fo sho'.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: Nah, bro, it's the chrome grille for sure.
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    Edited by pauljones at 11/30/09 10:57 AM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Re. Tards.

    I saw one being used the other day in D/FW, and I just had to shake my head.

    The bed-topper on this one makes it useful, though!

    /sarcasm
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    Image of EuropaBambaataa EuropaBambaataa
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    SUV? FFS, that's a humongous truck! In Europe, you wouldn't even be able to drive one without a heavy-duty vehicles driver license. Why would someone want one for personal transportation?
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/30/09

    @EuropaBambaataa: Cuz they can?
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/30/09

    In reply to Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV
    Looks like someone is expecting a zombie apocalypse...
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    11/30/09

    @weatherman: That was my first thought as well. This guy is ahead of his time...
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