<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Nascar]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Nascar]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/nascar http://jalopnik.com/tag/nascar <![CDATA[ Top Ten Most Important NASCAR Crashes Of All Time ]]> Our friends at Popular Mechanics have put together a list of what they consider the top ten most influential crashes in NASCAR history, complete with video. These ten smash-ups were influential not in how they changed the course of a single race, but in how they got us to today's "Car of Tomorrow," a race car that is to "stock car" what the Republican Party is to "conservatives." That is to say, it's become nothing at all like a real for-sale car, and therefore not-at-all interesting to most hardcore gearheads. But maybe we all just need a reminder of how the "sport" got to be where it is today. Popular Mechanics has put together this list, with video clips, of ten big wrecks that provoked change in NASCAR.


10.) Let's See How The CoT And This Here New Soft Wall Hold Up

A 2008 crash at Texas that proved to be the biggest test yet for the CoT and the new safer walls. Somehow Michael McDowell survived.


9.) Bristol Will Always Be A Car-Basher
Two clips, 12 years apart, show that Bristol will always have an appetite for destruction, no matter what changes you make.


8.) Biggest Wreck Ever
After this happened at Daytona in 1960, NASCAR realized that they had unleashed a whole new beast with their super-speedway. This may only rank eighth on the PopMech list, but it's our favorite. You just can't beat the combination of old jalopies, the ol'-timey-voiced commentary, and primitive "safety" precautions.


7.) The King Demands Window Nets

After "The King" Richard Petty's body flopped around out of his window during this crash in 1970, NASCAR decided that it was time to dictate the use of window nets. Long live The King.


6.) Why We Have Roof Flaps

These two clips show two big flippin' crahses by Rusty Wallace during the 1993 season, which eventually led to the creation of roof flaps that pop-up when the car is sliding backwards. They create downforce to keep the car planted on the ground and prevent cars from catching big X-Games-style air.


5.) Why We Now Have Pit Road Speed Limits

Mike Ritch was tragically killed when Ricky Rudd's car spun out of control in pit lane. To help prevent this from happening again, new pit lane speed limits were introduced.


4.) Why We Have Restrictor Plates
200MPH+ may be spectacular to watch, but there's no getting around the added danger of higher speeds. But isn't that the point of motorsport? To go as fast as possible, safety be damned? Well, no matter how we see it, NASCAR decided after this crash that something had to be done to reduce speeds.


3.) Fireball Roberts

A tragically ironic end to his life, Fireball Roberts died just the way his nickname implied. Fire-retardant safety gear took a step up after this, but the sport was never the same without his charisma.


2.) Rubbin' Is Racin'
The famous tangle up between Donnie Allison and Cale Yarborough on network TV ensured that NASCAR would be prime entertainment fixture for years to come. We wish more drivers would get in fistfights nowadays.


1.) Yup, You Guessed It

The crash that will live in infamy.

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Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:15:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052495&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Three $50,000 NASTruck Engines Stolen From Roush Yates Shops ]]> Three NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series engines where stolen from their Roush Yates shop home on Monday night. The $50,000 engines were nicked when thieves cut through a wall, rolled the engines on their pallets right out the front door and onto a stolen Penske truck. Police found the van abandoned later, but the engines were nowhere to be found. What to do, what to do with belligerently powerful fully carbureted V8 engines? We favor a Nastruck-powered 1977 Pontiac Trans Am you can really pull some Smokey and the Bandit action in. [BleacherReport]

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Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052161&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Nationwide Series Dodge Challenger Looking Muscular On Track, Unlike Rest Of Field ]]> We reported last year that the next battle in the Muscle Car Wars (patent still pending) might play out on the oval tracks of Nascar's Busch Series. We were only partially right, as testing of the Nationwide Series (formerly Busch Series Leagues) 2009 Car of Tomorrow began yesterday at Richmond International Raceway. Dodge showed up at the test with their new Dodge Challenger — with more than a mere sticker set for the headlights and grille. Thanks to NASCAR's decision to relax a-pillar-and-forward "manufacturer identity" modifications there's actually a Challenger inset grille and what appears to be raised hood areas — just like the real car! Shoot, it's the closest thing we've seen to a realistic-looking stock car out of a NASCAR league in decades. Unfortunately, they're looking to be the only muscle car on the track as Ford'll be running a Taurus (weird decision, we know) rather than a Mustang, Chevy will be running a we-don't-know-what (we're told it's not going to be the Camaro) and Toyota will have themselves another Camry with stickers. (Hat tip to SmokyBurnout!)

Nationwide Series new car debuts at Richmond test

Walking through the garage on Monday at Richmond International Raceway prior to the start of the first official test session for the Nationwide Series' new car, series director Joe Balash was told he looked like a "proud papa."

"This is a new project for the Nationwide Series so there's an unknown until you get [the car] to the racetrack," Balash said. "Now we have it at the track and it's been very well-received."

The four series manufacturers — Chevrolet, Dodge, Ford and Toyota — were represented by five teams. Bryan Clauson was the first driver to take a lap for Dodge and Chip Ganassi Racing.

David Ragan and reigning series champion Carl Edwards for Ford and Roush Fenway Racing; David Reutimann for Toyota; Scott Wimmer for Chevrolet and Richard Childress Racing, the defending series owner champion; and Morgan Shepherd for Davis Motorsports also turned laps throughout the day.

"Going through the garage area and speaking to some of the drivers, the input I got was the car was very good," said Robin Pemberton, NASCAR's vice president of competition. "A couple actually said they wished they could race this new car tomorrow."

Differentiation and uniqueness are the name of the game going forward with the introduction of the new car in the Nationwide Series. The main difference between the current car and the new car will be the chassis and the body. The current chassis has a 105 inch wheel base. The new car will be a 110 inch NASCAR-certified chassis, which is the same as the current Sprint Cup car. This also will allow current Nationwide Series components to be brought forward in an effort to contain costs.

The new car will provide the same safety enhancements that are in place on the current Cup car and will also make more bolt-on parts interchangeable (for example, rear end housing), creating cost savings for the teams. Additionally, the new car will continue to use the rear spoiler whereas the Cup car has a wing.

"We're still walking down the path of certifying the bodies for the cars in the Nationwide Series," Balash said. "The manufacturers haven't made their official announcements yet on what body styles they'll have once we get to the race track."

Cost containment and competitive balance also are keys for the introduction of the new car in the Nationwide Series.

"As we build cars, we want to make sure we don't draw something up on the drawing board that's hard to manufacture," said Brett Bodine, NASCAR's director of cost research. "If that's the case, the cost goes up to produce these cars. As they build these cars — these are the first ones built — we're listening to what they've got to say from their fab shops. This is the kind of interaction from a small group of people like we have here today that helps makes the process a lot more efficient."

"So far we've been pleased," team owner Johnny Davis said. "With more testing, we can be pretty close [to the multi-car teams]. I think a smaller, single-car team under these circumstances can be a better top-10 car than what we have today with our current cars."

The drivers at the test also gave the new car a thumbs-up.

"I'm excited about the car," Wimmer said. "[There are] a lot of real positive things right now. We've been running through the normal things we do at a test and it's responding well."

"The car's been good and it looks pretty cool, too," Edwards said. "I was impressed. I hadn't seen the car before it was sitting on the ground. It drives really well; it feels a lot like the cars we're driving right now. Compared to when we first ran the new car in the Cup Series this is a lot smaller change for us. I'm happy with it."

Tuesday's second day of testing has been re-scheduled for a morning-only session since the data gathered Monday by the manufacturers and teams was sufficient. The threat of rain in the afternoon also was a factor.

The Nationwide Series new car is also set to test Oct. 13-14 at Charlotte.

[via jayski]
Photo Credit: Harrelson Photography, Mike Paz, someone else

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Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5047204&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Athena Barber Reveals Intimate Details Of Being A NASCAR Girlfriend, Intimates ]]> Voted the hottest NASCAR girlfriend in 2007, driver Clint Bowyer's ex-girlfriend Athena Barber is milking that minor celebrity for all it's worth by baring details of their relationship — and much of her clothing — for FHM Online. She doesn't reveal much about Boywer, who has a tendency toward driving upside down, other than he likes to swear and throw things around his motor home after a bad race. The quotes are more entertaining out-of-context, like: "If they don't do it, then they've got someone who is hired to do it. With Clint and I, we had someone who was hired to do it, but the personal side of it doesn't go away." And her favorite car and driver?

Being a self-proclaimed car nut, she's obsessed with the 1989-93 Fox-body Mustangs, which seems like an appropriately NASCAR choice. Her favorite driver isn't actually her ex, but rather Jimmie Johnson. Ouch. It looks like Elisabetta Gregoraci has some competition in the "motorsports-associated significant others not quite as hot as Ingrid Vandebosch" contest. [FHM Online]

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Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042138&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Full-Lox Slide Dept: Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track ]]>

[via Onion Sports]

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:00:00 EDT John Krewson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399981&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ GM Reportedly Slashing NASCAR Budget ]]> A report in USA Today is putting meat on the bones of a statement made at GM's presser last week, when the boss-men made mention of cutbacks to the PR budget which would hit motorsports especially hard. It seems those crosshairs are aimed directly at NASCAR: With a $15 billion dollar hole to dig itself out of, and a NASCAR promotions budget of $120 million, GM's cuts are expected to be fairly aggressive. Track owners are already working to line up new sponsors to replace the General's spending. Our snap analysis after the jump.

Jalopnik Snap Judgement: To be honest, we can't say we blame GM. The relentless march of NASCAR towards something looking like a big-budget IROC series leaves the "Race on Sunday, sell on Monday" model all but evaporated. The only differences between the "cars of tomorrow" are decals and the engine under the hood — and heck, that doesn't even have anything to do with a street car anyway. We tend to agree with the General that blowing huge piles of money to tout cars that don't even look like anything on the lot is a mis-allocation of resources. The only loser in this plan, as we see it, is NASCAR. Without automotive sponsors, it kind of starts to looks like the smoke and mirrors man-drama it actually is. [USAToday]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398953&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Obama Camp Nixes NASCAR Sponsorship Rumors ]]> Following a recent Sports Illustrated story stating the Obama campaign was in talks with BAM Racing about sponsoring a Sprint Cup car, spokespeople for the Senator now claim no deal was reached. BAM Racing, a part-time outfit that hasn't fielded a car in recent weeks, made similar overtures to Sen. John McCain and at least one third-party candidate, raising hopes among Southerners for the first U.S. presidential contest to be decided on a NASCAR superspeedway. Rationale and potential pitfalls for Obama after the jump.

Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton said "The Obama campaign will not be sponsoring a car in the Sprint Cup Series, though we will continue to look for ways to reach out to voters and convey Senator Obama's message of change." We're not sure how carbureted pushrod V8 machines turning left all day for a crowd of flat-earth enthusiasts doesn't speak change, but that's why we just write about cars.

More likely, Team Obama decided its ad dollars would be better spent at venues where the senator had a better chance of attracting voters, such as Ducks Unlimited meets, Hummer enthusiast clubs and of course NRA rallies. Which is a shame, because we were all about Obama and McCain proxies drifting and bumping around Talladega, only to have Nader sneak through the slot and eke out the race win, but still lose in the total points tally. [Seattle Times]

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:20:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Barack Obama To Sponsor NASCAR Sprint Cup Car In Florida, Other Cars To Turn Right In Protest ]]> Presidential hopeful Barack Obama will be attempting to reach red state audiences by sponsoring a NASCAR Sprint Cup car for the Pocono race on August 3rd of this year. Assuming no one gives it the red flag, this will be the first time that a presidential candidate has officially sponsored a NASCAR entrant. The one-time sponsorship deal is part of a larger "get out the vote" and "make John McCain spend all his money" initiative by the campaign. The #49 car is run by BAM Racing and will be driven by Ken Schrader. Of course, it's a Toyota.

NASCAR, for its part, has been trying to reach out to minority audiences so it's no surprise this sponsorship will include a fundraiser with NASCAR fan Randy Moss and Fergie. The team is run by staunch Republicans, but they're not going to turn down the money and, after years in racing, seem to know how to spot a winner. (h/t to Brian) [CNN.SI]

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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:20:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398395&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CNBC's Jim Cramer Goes To NASCAR, Teaches Fans To Say "BOOYAH!" ]]> The bald-headed man out to make 'merica money will be heading "to Nascar's pit row" for his first NBC special called "The American Dream with Jim Cramer." That's right folks, "Big" Jim's jumping over to the airwaves from cable and in doing so, the Mad Money-man is looking to teach fans of the rubbin' is racin' series what making a buck is all about. Although you'd think we'd laugh off his prospects of success, he's bringing some of the big names in "stock car" racing with him — Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton and Casey Mears — so hopefully a tip or two may sink in. But really, the best part of the entire show will more than likely be seeing Cramer taking a run on the circular track himself in the cockpit side-seat of a Petty Experience Nascar racer at 160 MPH. We're assuming it'll happen, considering there's a teaser clip of it up on CNBC's site. All we know is, we hope he screams like a little girl with pigtails. [The American Dream]

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:30:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398257&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dario Franchitti Loses NASCAR Ride, Contemplates Return To Real Racing ]]> After an unlucky start to the 2008 season, Chip Ganassi Racing is pulling out of NASCAR, meaning Dario Franchitti is out of a job. The Scottish racer — AKA Ashley Judd's husband — was having a miserable season, failing to qualify in Texas and fracturing his leg in a crash two weeks later. His team was equally troubled, unable to find a continuous sponsorship deal for the season. So what's next for Franchitti?

We're hoping this means the former IndyCar champion and Indy 500 winner will now consider a return to the kind of racing watched by people with all 32 teeth. However, reports say that Chip Ganassi Racing is still hoping to find some sort of stock car series in which it and Franchitti can find success. Hey, we hear Top Gear USA is looking for a Stig. [via Autosport]

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397757&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Five Cool Things We Learned About NASCAR This Weekend ]]> Ford Racing invited Los Jalops on a NASCAR immersion trip this past Friday. At first we were skeptical, considering the big oval hasn't traditionally been our beat, but we've never been ones to shy away from bringing you the gift of knowledge, particularly when the odor of burning Sunoco 260 is involved. Since Wert's mouth was deemed "too purdy," yours truly popped a pinch 'twixt cheek and gum and headed over to Michigan International Speedway during practice laps for the LifeLock 400 to see what the fuss was all about. Five surprising revelations after the jump.

Pushrod engines can do insane things. Despite all the changes that have made "stock cars" kind of a tongue-in-cheek joke, the iron block/aluminum head powerplants hail straight from the Eisenhower era. At 358 cubic inches, these 12:1 compression V8s still suck mixture from a Holley 830 and spin at just under 10,000 RPM. Doug Yates explained to us that NASCAR engines actually see higher piston speeds than F1 engines due to their longer stroke. He also noted that pushrod deflection actually helps fling the valvetrain open; we figure the valves can use all the help they can get, considering they have an inch of lift. All this brings us to our next point.

You shouldn't break your motor. Remember that pushrod engine that's doing all that insane stuff? Yeah, well, you gotta wring it within an inch of its life during qualifying but you can't break it: You only get one engine per weekend. That says a lot about the engineers, but it says a lot about the guys who screw these things together too.

They let KIDS drive these things. We met with Colin Braun (pronounced "Brown," but still ironic since he's got a few years before facial hair will appear), the current rookie of the year in the Craftsman Truck series. This 19-year-old is better mannered than the combined Jalopnik staff, and he explained how his Roush-Fenway race truck completely changes character during the course of a race due to tire wear, brake wear, suspension loosening, and fuel usage, requiring the driver to constantly adapt to a different-feeling vehicle.

"Scrap tire" means different things to different people. Seeing a stack of grooved tires outside the Wood Brothers' trailer, we asked if they were rain tires. Len Wood explained to us that the technical term was "scrap tire." Teams are only allowed a certain number of sets of tires per weekend (it varies by track), and those tires have to be turned-in to officials at the end of the event. To keep a few sets around for shows, testing and such, teams are allowed to groove the tires, thus making them unsuitable for high-speed runs. The result is a scrap tire, not to be confused with the mosquito nursery you have behind your garage.

Two tenths on a big oval is a huge improvement. NASCAR regulations combined with 50 years of development work on the same basic designs have conspired to make competitive breakthroughs nonexistent. What that means is that a change resulting in a repeatable one- to two-tenths per-lap gain is considered huge. Vehicle engineers are seeking microscopic improvements now, literally shaving hundredths in the search for a winning edge.

We assumed that there was more to stock car racing than we gave it credit for. So were we surprised by the level of precision and engineering that goes in to one of these pushrod, live-axle beasts, whether it's a Craftsman-series truck, Busch car, or Cup car? Yes. Are we gonna be hootin' and a hollerin' at race time every Sunday? Not so much.
(Photo Credit: funnyhub.com)

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Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:00:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396205&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Former NASCAR Official Sues For Rampant Discrimination, It's Worse Than You Think ]]> Former NASCAR Technical Inspector Mauricia Grant is suing the racing organization to the tune of $250 million, citing some pretty extraordinary examples of racial, sexual, religious and downright ridiculous discrimination. In a 40-page legal filing made in U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York on Tuesday, Grant claims that, on many occasions, other officials referred to her as a "Nappy Headed Mo," "Mohammed," and "Al Queda" as well as exposing their penises for her inspection. We doubt that was included on the roles and responsibilities portion of her offer letter. Seems NASCAR now has its very own Don Imus/Max Mosley scandal. [WBIR]

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:42:22 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395740&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Introducing: Monday Morning NASCrash! ]]> We know despite our own usual disinterest with America's favorite racing series, there's at least a few of you NASCAR fans out there. Even for those of us who aren't fans of the always-turning-one-way-action there's one thing we can all come together on for entertainment value: the crashes. It may be the dirty little secret of NASCAR fans, which is why we're so ready to pounce on this idea with such reckless abandon. Thanks to the folks at SpeedTV, we've been able to create a mashup of all of the fantastic crashes from the past weekend of circular racing action — we're calling it "Monday Morning NASCrash". It'll be all the big bang-ups from all three NASCAR series of the past weekend: Sprint Cup, Craftsman Trucks, and the Junior Varsity Nationwide Series. Yes, whether you call 'em wrecks, bang-ups, or fender-benders, we can all enjoy a good, clean racing accident at the expense of someone else. [via The SPEED Report]

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395454&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tony Stewart Wins Prelude To The Dream At Eldora Speedway ]]> Despite a late-minute surge from folks like drag racing champion Cruz Pedregon, who proved quite adept at turning circles at Wednesday night's fourth annual Old Spice Prelude to the Dream charity race at Eldora Speedway, the winner ended up being the man that brought the racers there — Tony Stewart. We're assuming we'll have more in the morning — including hopefully some pictures. But at the moment, we're too busy rioting in downtown Royal Oak over the Red Wings Stanley Cup victory. Full list of finishes below the jump.

Final results: 1. Tony Stewart 2. Robby Gordon 3. Clint Bowyer 4. Kenny Wallace 5. Denny Hamlin 6. Matt Kenseth 7. Kevin Harvick 8. Jimmie Johnson 9. Kenny Schrader 10. Kyle Busch 11. David Reutimann 12. Ryan Newman 13. Red Farmer 14. Jeff Gordon 15. Cruz Pedregon 16. Ray Evernham 17. Ron Capps 18. Carl Edwards 19. Aric Almirola 20. Dave Blaney 21. JJ Yeley 22. Kasey Kahne 23. Bobby Labonte 24. Mark Martin 25. Bill Elliott
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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:51:41 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395061&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Eldora Speedway's Only Three Hours Away... ]]> ...and the Prelude To The Dream race starts at 7:00 PM tonight. We could totally make it down to the Tony Stewart-owned track. And believe us, we seriously thought about taking a run down to the track from Detroit. But frankly after covering it last year, the thought of spending the next week wiping down the dirt from our laptop again is making us reconsider the idea — even if it's a blast watching Nascar drivers getting schooled on the dirt-track by the local soil-grinders. But — maybe we'll snag it on Pay-Per-View this year instead. Hey, the money goes to a good cause, right? At the very least we'll try to get some updates tonight — in between watching Game Six of the Stanley Cup Finals. Jeez, why am I feeling like we're going all Deadspin over here? Whatevs — check out the sweet on-dirt action from last year below.

[HBO]

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Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:50:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395028&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Awesome: Street-Legal NASCARs, Starting at $50K ]]> By Jen Dunnaway

Editor

I ran across this bunch of furniture made out of stock cars on Born Rich, but digging a little deeper, found that the manufacturer also produces running street-legal NASCARs built to customer specifications. Rock! Mike Burkhardt of American RaceCars and Furniture confirmed over the phone that he picks up old cars from Sprint Cup teams and refurbishes them with all-NASCAR internals, including brand-new 100K-warrantied 358 cubic-inch V8s tuned to Late-Model specifications, which translates to about 600 hp and much greater durability than the hard-running 850+ hp mills used in the Sprint Cup series. The cars can be fitted with either automatic or standard transmissions, and as many distinctly non-racecar-like creature comforts as the customer can stand (such as a stereo system, or doors that actually open). Some companies have them built as quot;rolling billboards,quot; allowing them to plaster a stock car with their logo without actually having to sponsor a stock car. Others are hobbyists and professionals who run the cars in local racing series. Either way, I think I need one—and just in time for $4-a-gallon gas! See more pics below the jump.

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Wed, 28 May 2008 07:22:30 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5011301&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Kasey Kahne Wakes Up After 600 Mile Cruise, Finds He's Won Coca Cola 600 ]]> This weekend lovers of the oval saw NASCAR's Coca Cola 600 at the Lowes Motor Speedway won by Budweiser-sponsored Kasey Kahne in his #9 Dodge Charger "Car of Tomorrow." Did you notice almost half of that sentence was constructed with race sponsors? We did. Kahne basically fell into the win for the longest circle track race in the world after Tony Stewart's tire took a dirt nap on lap 397. We're guessing 600 miles going in a circle has got to be excruciating, so give that man his victory check for endurance if nothing else. [NASCAR.com]

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Tue, 27 May 2008 10:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393313&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Helio Castroneves Considering Move To NASCAR, Pretending To Bang More Dancers ]]> Helio Castroneves, IndyCar driver and man with some magic feet has told the Los Angeles Times that he is considering making the big move to NASCAR. Castroneves is a two-time Indy 500 winner and regarded as one of the more popular, and well known, IndyCar drivers. If Castroneves does make the move, he will join the likes of Sam Hornish, Dario Franchitti and Juan Pablo Montoya, all who've moved from open-wheel racing to stock car racing and tried to get people to believe they were hitting that. Wait, just the first part.

It wouldn't be too big of a jump as Castroneves' Team Penske also has three cars in the NASCAR Sprint Cup, but then again, Castroneves' contract with Penske is up at the end of this season. Whether its for glory or personal curiosity, Castroneves leaving IndyCar could harm open-wheel motorsport. Aside from Danica Patrick, Castroneves is one of the more popular drivers. Nothing has been set in stone, but Castroneves is definitely considering the move. [ESPN] (Image via Getty)

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Wed, 21 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392438&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ass-Kickin' Engine of the Day: Hudson Six ]]> You know what's wrong with NASCAR these days? Two things: the fans no longer drink beer from steel cans, and nobody races inline-six flatheads! Oldsmobile and Chrysler had new overhead-valve V8s in the early 50s, but Hudson Hornets equipped with 308-cubic-inch, twin-carb (called "Twin-H") flathead six engines utterly dominated NASCAR during the era. You can get a 308 equipped with a 4-71 supercharger nowadays, in case your Hornet needs even more power! Make the jump for the sound of the Hudson six. [Collector Car Market]

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Tue, 06 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387445&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ $17k NASCAR Tailgating Trailer Is Drool-Worthy ]]> We regularly mock anything and everything NASCAR-related around these parts, but you can't deny the fanbase of this racing sport, as proven by this ridiculously amazing NASCAR-themed tailgating trailer. It is loaded up with a full size stainless steel Cal Flame grill, CD/DVD combo deck, JVC stereo system with two 12-inch subs, storage compartments for coolers, racing tires, customized rims and enough diamond plate to make truckers jealous. All of this is available for $17,000 on eBay and it currently has zero bids. [eBay via Slashgear]

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Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386617&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Randy Moss To Start NASCAR Truck Team And No, We're Not Joking ]]> Randy Moss, the man who combined with Tom Brady to give us quite the fantasy football season last year (and, apparently, helped take the Patriots to the Super Bowl), is going to be starting a NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series team. Fox Sports is reporting that Moss hopes to get the team running in races later this year in advance of a full 2009 season. At the moment he lacks a manufacturer, a driver and a sponsor. But he's Randy Moss, so that doesn't much matter. Plus, if Dan Marino and Troy Aikman can do it why can't he?

From the Fox Sports article:

"There are a lot of NASCAR fans in the locker room," Moss said in a statement released Tuesday. "We've seen a lot of football players get involved — guys like Dan Marino and Troy Aikman, to name a couple. I think it's a good fit and gives some of the companies I am already working with an additional outlet. It's a smart move on the marketing side of things, but on the personal side of things, I think it's going to be a lot of fun."
This is like that story from The Onion about Great African American Moments in NASCAR but suddenly real. [Fox Sports] ]]>
Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:40:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385789&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CBS' Doyel Rules IRL Isn't Real Racing, Danica Is "Junior Varsity" ]]> No_Danica_Patrick.jpgWe all know what Pedro de la Rosa thinks about women in motorsport. Now, we've got CBS Sports' Gregg Doyel weighing in on Danica Patrick's win, proclaiming the Indy Racing League to be an inferior racing series. Most people will agree the IRL isn't the highest pinnacle of motorsports, but Doyel thinks
"the IRL is not real racing. Not real good racing, anyway. It's not the best car circuit in this country — that would be NASCAR ... what is the IRL? It's a training ground for decent drivers who hope to be good enough to race somewhere important some day ... Winning in the IRL isn't a matter of talent..."
" Wait, what? He thinks NASCAR takes more skill? Hmm. Certainly there are some very skilled NASCAR drivers, and sure, there is competition, but it seems to us like Doyel is just shooting his mouth off. Suggesting the IRL isn't real racing, given the timing, comes across like Gregg is trying to deny Danica's skills. Which he then proceeds to do:

"The IRL is the junior varsity of racing, is what I'm saying. Danica Patrick finally won herself a JV race, and that's good for her, and it's a neat story. The first woman to do anything — the first man to do anything, too — is always cool. But let's not take this too far, OK?"
Reading the full article, you get the feeling that Doyel doesn't think he's being sexist. Isn't that sort of like how Max Mosley doesn't think of himself as a Nazi? [CBS Sports via VWvortex] ]]>
Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384133&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tony Stewart Edition Toyota Camry? Sort of. ]]> We like when dealers try and take advantage of trends to make the special editions that the automakers were just too wimpy or cheap to attempt. In this case, we've got a Toyota dealer that's taking advantage of Tony Stewart and his racing a Camry in the NASCAR Sprint Cup series. How does it work? Take a black Toyota Camry, add gaudy orange touches, blacked-out NASCAR wheels, festoon with the #20 and charge an additional $7K. This makes sense to us as most NASCAR fans drive Toyotas, right? One thing you'll notice has not been added to this car is the name "Tony Stewart" as this would almost certainly draw a lawsuit. Anyone have an idea what stadium this is outside of?

(Hat tip to Zerin!) [Dubspeed Racing]

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Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:15:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382639&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Aerocoupe Grand Prix And Monte Carlo ]]> Always wanted an "Aero Wars" muscle car from the early '70s like the Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird, or the Mercury Cyclone Spoiler II, but have never been able to afford one? Well, if you desire an attainable NASCAR homologation special, how about one of these GM G-body specials from the '80s? What we have here is an '86 Pontiac Grand Prix Aerocoupe and an '87 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe, each for sale on eBay. Now, these may not be the most desirable cars right now, but give 'em 20 years and who knows how much they'll be worth.

The 1986 Pontiac Grand Prix 2+2 Aerocoupe may have a lowly 305ci V8 connected to a 4-speed slushbox, but this isn't a car you buy for the running gear. It's all about those special aerodynamic tweaks. The aero nose, bubble rear glass and fiberglass trunk lid with integral spoiler were the parts specific to the '86-only Aerocoupe. The buy-it-now price of $11,875 isn't exactly cheap, but the Pontiac might just make you feel like Richard Petty.

Bowtie guys, this '87 Chevy Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe is for you. Sure, the Montes were much more common that the Pontiacs, but that just means they're more affordable now. This one has a buy-it-now price of $7,900. The Monte Carlo Aerocoupe does have lots in common with the standard SS model, but that sloping rear glass sure will set you apart from the rest of the mullet crowd. Mechanically, the Chevy and Pontiac are the same, though this MC does have a few more miles on the clock than the GP.

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[eBay listings here and here]

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Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=378100&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael McDowell NASCAR Crash Proves Pine Tree Air Fresheners Are Lucky ]]> Michael McDowell, a 23 year old rookie with Michael Waltrip Racing proved once again the main reason for watching NASCAR is the crashes. McDowell slid into the wall at the Texas Motor Speedway last Friday during qualifying laps for the Samsung 500 and proceeded to roll down the track, by our count, eight times. McDowell incredibly walked away from the wreck and credited the safety advancements like the Hans device, new designs in the car of tomorrow, and the SAFER barriers with his not being turned into a hamburger patty. We like to think his lucky Pine Tree air fresher dangling from the rear view mirror had something to do with it. [Dallas Morning News]

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Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376729&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NASCAR Themed Mini-Bar Doesn't Surprise One Bit, Hic! ]]> Anytime I think of NASCAR, I think of rabid alcoholism—and can you blame me? The latest NASCAR gadget is this miniature bar hidden in a model NASCAR car. Sure, It may look like a traditional unbranded NASCAR-style vehicle at first, but lift up the body and you're in for one hell of a surprise.

The model stores four glasses and a small flask filled with your drink of choice. This little device is the perfect solution for anyone that gets sick of drinking the cheap beer traditionally associated with NASCAR and would rather resort to something a little more tasty—like cheap whiskey! The Lucky Number 3 Race Car Bar Set is currently on sale for $15. Get it before the next left turn! [Race Car Bar via CB]

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:45:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373596&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NASCAR Drivers Tee Off In New Golf Tour, Sunday Napping To Hit All Time High ]]> We were already yawning by the time we made it to the bottom of the press release hailing the beginning of the Horse Power Tee Shot Tour, an unholy union of golf and NASCAR. The new tour will be equipped with drivers from the psuedo-racing series, using only drivers to strike the ball, and being scored not for reaching the hole, but for who gets closest. Topping it off will be Speed teevee further sullying their name by providing coverage. Can one be anything but annoyed by this idea? We can't even properly get our annoyance out, even the press release below the fold annoyingly came as an image file, who does that? Our teeth are grinding.

Horse-Power-Tee-Shot-Tour.jpg

[Horse Power Tee Shot Tour]

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373346&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nascar Store Gives Employees Nascar Tchotchkes For Nothing, Gas For Free ]]> gas-pump-large.jpgRacing USA's the self-proclaimed "most frequently shopped, independently owned Nascar store in the world." That's probably true considering Nascar's official store ain't so independently owned. But now the rubbin'-is-racin' store's gone and one-upped the "official store" by providing one helluva employee benefit given the ever-upwardly-moving price of gas. The company all about promoting the oval-track racers will now guarantee employees' gas at $2.85 per gallon when they come to work. Guess they'll still have to pay full price for gas for track days, but you know what else they get as a benefit? All the Nascar tchotchkes they can carry. Actually, we can't verify that — but the deal on gas ain't too shabby. Full press release below the jump.

Racing USA, Inc. Guarantees Employees' Gas at $2.85 per Gallon

Fast Track NASCAR Retailer Sets the Pace with a New Employee Benefit

Birmingham, Al. (PRWEB) March 11, 2008 — With gas prices approaching $3.25 a gallon and summer forecasts as high as $4.00 a gallon, David Carrington, president of Racing USA, Inc., announced earlier this morning that the company would guarantee that its employees would have to pay no more than $2.85 a gallon for gasoline to come to work.

According to Carrington, "ever increasing gas prices are eroding our associates' purchasing power. By guaranteeing the amount of money they have to spend for gasoline coming to and from our corporate office, we're taking one inflationary pressure out of the equation."

Becky Aaron, who commutes more than 100 miles a day to her job at Racing USA, was ecstatic. "I love my job, but must admit that the cost of gasoline was taking a huge dent in my budget. This benefit creatively eliminates one of my worries."

Racing USA, Inc. (www.RacingUSA.com) is the most frequently-shopped, independently owned NASCAR store in the world. From its 10,000 square foot corporate headquarters just outside of Birmingham, Alabama, Racing USA's staff of professionals ship thousands of packages each month to loyal NASCAR fans throughout the United States.

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366273&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NASCAR And Sprint Offer Free Mobile Goodies For Fans ]]> nascarsprintcupmobile.jpgThe NASCAR season is well under way and Sprint is gifting its NASCAR-fan subscribers with a free mobile service. NASCAR Sprint Cup Mobile is an application that displays all kinds of NASCAR information including rankings, video clips, live audio, driver statistics and more. Forget about my NASCAR, opinions, pro or con—this is a pretty nice service and Sprint deserves some credit, especially since they're sponsoring the whole damn NASCAR Cup thing, anyhow. Don't you just love brand leveraging?

To get the service, Sprint subscribers need to text NASCAR at 7777. A return text message will include the link to download the program. Be forewarned, an additional data-service plan may be required. [Sprint via I4U]

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Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:00:00 EST Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=363172&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dale Earnhardt, Sr. DVD Possibly Best Selling Sports DVD Of All Time ]]> The six-disc DVD set about the senior Dale Earnhardt, cleverly titled Dale, is possibly the best selling sports DVD of all time. It's difficult to be sure because both Billboard's DVD tracker and Nielsen VideoScan fail to count DVD's sold at Wal-Mart and, currently, the big-box retailer is the only place where you can get a copy of your own. Narrated by Paul Newman, Wal-Mart has moved more than 800,000 copies of the DVD. The question is will it outlast the upcoming eight-part DVD of famous Jewish-American outfielder Morrie Arnovich: Morrie, which will only be for sale at Katz's Deli? [ESPN]

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Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:15:00 EST Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=362459&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Steak-umm To Sponsor Dale Earnhardt NASCAR Teams, Preserved Sliced Meat Lovers Rejoice! ]]> We get a lot of story idea emails from PR people and they're usually something along the lines of "Hey, we think this would be a great story for you" and, with a few exceptions, they're almost universally wrong. No we do not care about your new advanced windshield wiper fluid. But you know what we do care about? Steak-umms. And NASCAR. This story has both. As you all well know nothing gets our juices flowing like some good NASCAR racing. And meat? We don't like it unless it's presliced and prefrozen. We like our our food to come out of a box and panfried just like we prefer our cars turning left and left and left. The pseudo-meaty press release below the jump.

Real Steak-umms PR Email I thought you might be interested in this -

Dale Earnhardt Inc. announced today that they have secured Steak-umm
Company LLC as a primary sponsor on the No. 8 and No. 01 Chevrolets
for select races during the 2008 season. Steak-umm's entry into the
sponsorship arena coincides with the company's introduction of
Steak-umm Burgers, a new line of frozen burgers available in Original,
Sweet Onion and Real Cheese varieties.

Steak-umm will also serve as an associate sponsor on the No. 8 car for
the full 2008 season. The Steak-umm brand has been a fixture in
supermarket freezer departments for over four decades.

Would you be interested in more information or an interview with Dale
Earnhardt Inc. or Steak-umm? Please let me know. Thanks.


Kind Regards,

(REDACTED)

We'll let you know if we get that interview.

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:45:00 EST Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359305&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dodge NASCAR Drivers Fool Around With Dodge Challenger Mule ]]> The lovers of all things Dodge over at Red Letter Dodge grabbed themselves some video of Kurt Busch, Kasey Kahne and Bobby LaBonte screwing around with a 2008 Dodge Challenger dressed as a Dodge Charger (which is easy to do given that they share a lot of the same parts). After the requisite "oohhs" and "awwws" for the camera, they take the cars out for seat time and demonstrate, once and for all, they can turn both left and right. [Red Letter Dodge]

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:00:00 EST Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359073&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Biggest Pileup in NASCAR History ]]> A headline like that is like announcing Takera Kobayashi as the fastest hotdog eater in the world, or the Spice Girls to be the suckiest band ever — you run the risk of something coming along and going to the next level. Like Joey Chestnut. Or The Pussycat Dolls. This crash footage is from a time when we would have been really excited about NASCAR, unlike yesterday's half-assed coverage of the 2008 Daytona 500.

Look at the variety of cars in this 1960 race at the still new Daytona Super Speedway. Sure things were crude by todays standards, but there's a bunch of guys in short sleeve shirts blasting down a track at 150 mph in cars with the aerodynamics of a toaster. Look, you can see Bel Airs, 300's, there's a Fairlane, shoot, there are even some old Highboy's in this shootout. Now that's our kind of racin'. (As an aside, there have been few NASCAR names as awesome as the ones mentioned in the video; Banjo Matthews? Fireball Roberts? Awesome. And what do we get - Dick Trickle.)

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Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:30:00 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=332585&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Winner Ryan Newman ]]> After a three lap sprint to the finish after some BS caution shenanigans Ryan Newman is the winner of the 2008 Daytona 500. We certainly bagged the first 9/10ths of the race, but the final couple of minutes was less than unexciting. Congratulations to team Alltel and all the work that went into securing the victory. We look forward to not understanding the ramifications to the points system and later making more generic racing jokes at the expense of the NASCAR. It's been a pleasure to bring you this lackluster coverage, now to tend to that waitress...

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:58:16 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357462&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Many of Final Laps Surprisingly Run Under Caution ]]> Yeah, between laps 187 (on the mu f**n cop) and lap 192, things were tightly controlled by that Corvette Z06 Pace car. Making things incredibly exciting. Wait... hooooooooly crap look at the sparks form underneath Casey Mears' car, looks like the fourth of July in the poor kids neighborhood. Of course those sparklers lead to another series of caution laps, but oh no, there they go, final 3 laps... hang on to your butts.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:57:26 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357459&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Spinouts... FINALLY ]]> Though it didn't involve fireballs or barrel rolls, there was a spin out on lap 176. Jimmie Johnson got loose in turn 2 and got a bit friendly with Sam Hornish Jr. and Martin Truex Jr. during the spinny aftermath. Nobody was seriously damaged or forced out of the race, but it's way more exciting than staring at the salt crystals on the table.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:33:51 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357456&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Finally, Something Happens ]]> We were elbow deep in delicious burger when David Ragan slammed into the wall creating major damage to the front of his generic sponsormobile, so please excuse our lack of relevant crappy photo of the television. Instead, we assumed you'd enjoy this vaguely disturbing hirsute tribute to the Intimidator. With Ragan's shenanigans in play, the field was shuffled around and now everybody's favorite son Dale Earnhardt Jr. is leading the pack.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:22:57 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357454&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Three Quarters Done ]]> Maintaining its ISO14001 enviable zero lost time accidents record, the 2008 Daytona 500 forges on. Even though many pitstops have occurred which we should be interested in, the cute waitress who just started her shift is way more engaging than this race. At this point, every telecaster worth his stones is delving into the minutia of NASCAR mechanics in an attempt to make this race exciting. If you are an actual fan, things have probably been pretty interesting...

Since we last half-assedly updated you, Kyle Busch took the lead, then Greg Biffle inherited things as Busch took a pit stop. Waltrip did the same when Biffle took a breather, then Kyle Busch returns the favor to Mr. Waltrip as of lap 124. Pit lane shenanigans begin and though Clint Bowyer is briefly credited with a lap lead all by himself, Greg Biffle quickly retakes the front spot. Other than that, they sure are driving in a column in a straight line around an oval.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:01:23 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357451&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Lap 109, Sweet God in Heaven. It's More Than Half Over ]]> Lap 80 saw some pace car action from "debris on the track", which is entirely less exciting than "massive fireball" or "barrel roll of death from hell", but it did give many of the competitors a chance to fuel up or re-tire. We're looking outside right now at Michigan's rain over snow at 46 degrees, while enviously watching Daytona's 77 and sunny and quietly hating everyone there. We would consider it fair if the fans in the stands also had to sit through as many unfunny Semi Pro ads as we're enduring. Also, Matt Kenseth is in the lead, is that newsworthy?

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:21:21 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357448&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Lap 74, Kyle Busch Leads ]]> If hockey and bowling had a kid, it would be more interesting than this race so far. Does anybody watch NASCAR for the race? No. Every fanboy out there watches it for the crashes. Don't give me that crap about team work and the precision of the pit stop. I want to see carnage. I'm not an ogre though, nobody wants to see wanton injury, but come on, we're 74 laps into this thing and NOBODY sees fit to accidentally fidget behind the wheel? Not so much as a puff of tire smoke. Waitress... another please!

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:42:26 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357444&view=rss&microfeed=true