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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    Damn, I thought commenting on blogs meant you were gay.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    I'm so confused...
    Is Kyle being a typical twitterhead, giving pointless updates of every mundane, uninteresting thing he does, punctuated with the occasional random ejaculation of patriotism?

    Or is he voicing his enthusiastic support for the singular, go-your-own-way-via-mass-market-merchandise slogans?

    Or is he just thrilled that there's somebody out there that's legitimized how he spells "tooting?"

    Or is he just thrilled he managed to park his car without having to qualify for the start?
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    Sooooo....he likes slavery?
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    If you're quoting Yosemite Sam, maybe it's time to reevaluate your cause...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    As well he should. Kyle is the beneficiary of a fundamental American principle. If your daddy (or grandaddy) was really great at what he did, you can be marginal and still succeed.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    ever heard of victory junction

    [www.victoryjunction.org]
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    Go fast, turn left.

    Must be a fascinating twat.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
    I work with this guy. He feels politically marginalized against the growing nepotism in the Northeast corridor and how it may eventually affect his ability to make an agrarian living despite diminished clout, so in tandem with being criticized for following a slave labor system that he inherited and now depends on, whether morally objectionable or not, he now demonstrates his disdain for federalization by parking like this every day.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/23/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78:

    Huh?
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    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    11/23/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: Wow that comment is just full of win. Well done Ash, as always.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: That or cause it's what all his friends do.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Probably not the greatest driver, just the greatest at getting the most points to win.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    I don't look at it as the best driver ever. Not with the new points system and "playoff" setup.

    Still a great wheelman.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Do accomplish that 4 years in a row. Wow. He must drive circles around the competition.
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    If he makes out with his trophies, won't his kollection of Kobalt Tools get jealous?
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Don't worry, they're very tough.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    I like NASCAR, and I congratulate Jimmie Johnson!

    I don't think he's the greatest driver ever, but he's definitely in the top 10. I do think he is the handsomest and has the cutest butt.
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    Image of Wunno Sev Wunno Sev
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: What about J-Go?
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment Wunno Sev was starred Wunno Sev was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @Wunno Sev:
    Great driver? Yes
    Handsome? No
    Cute butt? No
     Reply
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: I thought you would've perferred Carl Edwards taut muscular number.
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of Wunno Sev Wunno Sev
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: To be perfectly honest with you, I don't even remember what he looks like. I just wanted to say J-Go.

    #tips
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: Carl Edwards is my absolute, without a doubt, favorite driver, followed by Matt Kenseth and the other Roushketeers. But! As far as handsome goes, JJ is easiest on the eyes.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: I wish Paris Hilton drove nascar.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: What a horrifying thought! *shudder*
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: She'd never be able to be strapped in cause you'd get the belts tight and she'd still fall out.

    @skaycog: Now I know.
     Reply
    mr_dude promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: And exiting vehicles is one of her many claims to fame.

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: Do they make crotchless fire suits?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    A lot of people mention Dick Trickle as having the greatest name in NASCAR history--and it's a fine one--but I still submit that having a penile euphemism for both your first AND your last name is pretty much the ultimate.
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/23/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: Woody Wood Pecker agrees
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    @oddfish: He's an instigator!

    (not to be confused with Intimidator)
     Reply
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Yeah, but how much hooch did he spill in the process?
     Reply
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