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Bugatti EB110 SS In Naked Carbon Fiber Laughs At Your Veyron

While the current hypercar mega-star, the Bugatti Veyron, may be a very impressive piece of machinery, the kids today often forget all about its predecessor. Yes, we're talking about the good ol' EB110, from the decade that brought us the Ferrari F50, Porsche 911 GT1, and McLaren F1. Since then, we've moved onwards and upwards— or have we? While a modern hypercar wafts along with a cozy cabin and an excess reserve of power, the definitive essence of the '90s was that of an unforgiving hardcore attitude. Case in point, this naked Bugatti EB110 Super Sport.

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6:00 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Mark Arnold
4,573 views, 46 comments

Latest by Bazza: this is the best of the mad 90's super cars because it's (comparatively) restrained, it looks almost like a Nissan, but you can outdrag any modded 300Z. more »

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Naked Man Causes Accident on I-95, We Find His MySpace Page

In what must be the most interesting thing to happen in Delaware since the Revolutionary War, Ardonas Gilbert was arrested for running around naked and drunk on Interstate-95. Passing motorists tried to stop him, but he attacked them and ran cursing back onto the Interstate, causing three separate accidents. Who is this fine fellow? We grabbed his MySpace Page to find out.
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1:00 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Matt Hardigree
2,357 views, 18 comments

the naked ladies dance and die here

Par Excellence! Suicide Facel Vega

Given of today's nomination for the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage, the ridiculously-fab Citroën SM, as well as the exhortations of commenter Teds, we thought we'd go ahead and drop one on the Facel Vega Excellence, which was kind of the Gallic, Hemi-powered version of the Lincoln Continental that inspired the Misfits' "Bullet." Because, well, it was. Ride, Jacque O. – Davey G. Johnson More »

2:45 PM on Tue May 29 2007
By Davey G. Johnson
1,713 views, 5 comments

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Excuse Me Coach, Your Balls Are Showing: Detroit Lions Asst Coach Joe Cullen Ticketed For DUI And "Driving Without Clothes"


The cowardly Detroit Lions are the only NFL team we know of with more law enforcement problems from the coaches than the players this season. And it's all because defensive line coach Joe Cullen, hired away from the Illini by first-year head coach Rod Marinelli, has been cited twice in the last two weeks by Dearborn police for — in the first instance, "driving on public street without any clothes on. (NUDE)" and according to Lions officials involved (obvs) alcohol — and in the second instance, Cullen was apparently more restrained, and only ticketed for a DUI (we're assuming he was wearing clothing this time). Cullen's scheduled to appear in 19th District Court in Dearborn next week, and we're totally thinking of showing up — maybe even wearing "Fire Millen!" shirts. (allenparkpete, that was for you) [Hat tip to Shane on this one!] More »

8:16 PM on Wed Sep 6 2006
By Ray Wert
820 views, 5 comments

Latest by shaner: Is the part of Michigan Ave. he was caught in too far out to be in the hooker district? I'm not sure that would work with the working girls on this side of the border... more »