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    "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody

    First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real

    First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/06/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    Remids me of "the road" ad from What Women Want. That was also overwrought and corny. #chrysler
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    Image of 900pilot 900pilot
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    And I heard... as it were
    the noise of thunder.
    One of the four beasts sang,
    come and see
    ...and I saw
    And behold, a white horse.

    ...and my tank is full #chrysler
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    Novaload promoted this comment 900pilot was starred 900pilot was unstarred
    Image of diskreet diskreet
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    ...of bullshit #chrysler
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    Novaload promoted this comment diskreet was starred diskreet was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
    I'm not entirely sure that was intended as parody. #ram
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
    Hi, I'm Anal Ram. See how chesty and scary I am up front. But you can't get a bike into my bed unless you put down my tailgate and use some livestock fence thingy to keep it from falling out.

    My tank was full, but that was fifty miles back. I think we'd better pull over at the next gas station and fill up again. #ram
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    In The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke plays Randy "The Ram" Robinson, a wrestler who is passed his prime. During the movie he has a heart attack which requires coronary bypass surgery and is told not to wrestle or take steroids anymore. He attempts to reconcile with his daughter, but screws that all up, and endeavors to have a relationship with his favorite stripper, but she also rejects him. So without any hope, he reschedules a previously cancelled match with an old arch-nemesis, the "Ayatollah".

    The day arrives for the match and before the bout the stripper unexpectedly arrives and apologizes and asked him not to wrestle for the sake of his health. The Ram explains that the only place he belongs is in the ring, because in the real world there is pain. During the fight, with the "Ayatollah", "The Ram" begins suffering from chest pain caused by angina, but fights thru the pain. As the match continues the pain because more severe and the Ayatollah suspects something is wrong asks Randy to pin him. At the very end of the movie "The Ram" climbs up on the turnbuckle to deliver his signature head butt move called the "Ram Jam", He his brought to tears because he knows he is doomed and also because of the cheering crowd, so he salutes, and he leaps from the ropes and then the screen cuts to black implying that he dies.

    I think there may be an analogy here. #chrysler
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    Image of SloW8 SloW8
    11/05/09

    @Flathead Smith: Thanks for ruining that one. Coulda had a spoiler alert. Jeesh... #chrysler
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    Flathead Smith promoted this comment SloW8 was starred SloW8 was unstarred
    Image of Who's A Toaster!!?? Who's A Toaster!!??
    11/05/09

    @SloW8:
    Yeah, but he saved you $6.00 at Blockbuster. Now, does anyone know how the Watchman ends? I want to rent that one, maybe Mr. Flathead can ruin that one too. #chrysler
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    Flathead Smith promoted this comment Who's A Toaster!!?? was starred Who's A Toaster!!?? was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
    So let the pr0n names begin:

    I'll open with

    Ram Torquethrust

    Ram "Limited Slip" Load

    Ram Full Tank

    Ram Hemi Steel #ram
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Buster Brew Buster Brew
    11/05/09

    @Novaload:
    Ram Torquethrust in "Mega Cab"

    Ram Torquethrust in "Jake Breakes"

    Ram Torquethrust in "Magnum Hemi"

    Ram Torquethrust in "Power Wagon Winch"

    Now available in a special collector Ram Boxed Set #ram
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    Novaload promoted this comment Buster Brew was starred Buster Brew was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
    That was a horrible parody. Not worthy of Jalopnik attention. Just sayin'. #ram
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    Image of Thomas Paladino Thomas Paladino
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody

    His name is Ram too, I think. #ram
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/05/09

    @Thomas Paladino: Why did you have to go and make this post NSFW? #ram
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    Novaload promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/05/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I'm too scurred to embiggen it. #ram
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/05/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Ooof!!! I didn't even think of doing that until you said so...

    *bleaches brain* #ram
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
    I can't help but imagine how perfect it would be if only Leonard Nimoy were narrating.

    #startrek
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    Edited by A strolling player at 11/05/09 3:16 PM A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/05/09


    My name is Ram. And my tank is full. #chrysler
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    Image of mercury_marine mercury_marine
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
    I am...embarrassed for Chrysler. I am...sure this particular poetry style has been done before. I am...bored. #chrysler
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    Image of Rojovenom Rojovenom
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    MY NAME IS RAM.
    RAM 1999 As a Matter of Fact

    I Used to go Foward
    But now I cant shift.
    and my TANk is full

    I have Yellow Headlights.
    and My Dashboard is Cracked
    but My TANK is full

    I consume a lot of full.
    But my Tank is full
    ....oh wait #chrysler
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    Novaload promoted this comment Rojovenom was starred Rojovenom was unstarred
    Image of 67firebird454 67firebird454
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
    My name is Ram. My tank is full. Nothing gets in my way, not even this rock.*(Do not attempt) #chrysler
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    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est promoted this comment 67firebird454 was starred 67firebird454 was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/05/09

    In reply to "My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
    My name?

    My name is Ram Johnson. I'm stiffly sprung and can carry a big load.

    I require an XXXL cover to keep everything safe, too. When I'm looming in the mirror, I scare females and weak-kneed males.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/05/09 2:54 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Buster Brew Buster Brew
    11/05/09

    @I was drivin' that Model A: ...or you can call me Ram, or you can call me RJ...but ya doesn't has to call me Johnson
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    Novaload promoted this comment Edited by Buster Brew at 11/05/09 2:53 PM Buster Brew was starred Buster Brew was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/05/09

    @I was drivin' that Model A: You're quite a package, aren't you? #ram
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    Novaload promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/05/09

    @Buster Brew: How has that meme not made it to the interwebz until now?! #ram
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    Image of brownie has no witty phrase to add brownie has no witty phrase to add
    11/05/09

    In reply to First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
    That's a funny spoof. Where can I see the original? #chrysler
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    A strolling player promoted this comment brownie has no witty phrase to add was starred brownie has no witty phrase to add was unstarred
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