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Debris Found in Indian Ocean Match Part Number of Missing MH370 Flight

The plane debris that washed up on an island shore this week match the part number of the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, authorities announced Friday, rather loudly, one imagines, so as to be heard over the joyful sobbing of CNN producers.http://gawker.com/debris-found-i... » 7/31/15 11:19am Friday 11:19am

The Nexus Of The Universe Has Been Found And It Is A Discount Tire Store

Or is that a Tire Discount store? Anyways, we have finally found it, everyone. The nexus of the universe. The point at which space and time converge upon themselves, and are reflected back unto eternity. The nexus is almost certainly located within a Taco Bell, but what’s more important is how it manifests itself. » 7/24/15 1:55pm 7/24/15 1:55pm