'ello mates, I'm Bruce Brucington deep in the wild jungle. We have just located one of the rarest predator in it's nest, shortly after birth. This particular breed, the Automotius Lamborguinius, is one of the rarest of the entire species. It knows only the dark, and is so quick that you can't even blink, or you'll miss it. It takes a real man to get this close to it, you cant be a poofta in this line of work.
Oh, look. The Lamborguinius has sighted prey. It is a herd of Peugeot, easy prey for the fierce hunter Lamborguinius. The Lamborguinius circles around the herd of Peugeots, startling them. They try to flee across the river, but oh the magnificent hunter pounces! Oh, look at that power of the Lamborguinius! It's just ripping in to the fuel tank of that little Peugeot! The natural cycle of the Automotive jungle continues, the hunter and the hunted. Those not fast enough shalt soon be scrap medal.
Well, mates that'll be all for today, I gotta go get some Fosters and shrimp on the barbie, then get more drunk and chase some of the local sheilas. Join us tomorrow when we track one of the great beasts of old, an incredibly rare but slow moving enormous monstrosity known as the Tahoe Chevroletous Americanus.
Edited by Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . at 10/02/09 3:39 PM
Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred
Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
@Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .: The next time you see a nature documentary where a predator chases, and prey flees, please note that both are on the racing line.
@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: In my case, she doesn't wonder. She's witnessed it enough times. We were driving through Edmonton, and there were three hot girls in tight short-shorts on the sidewalk, and an Aston Martin on in the lane opposite. I turned away from the girls to drool over the Aston.
Sadly, it wasn't even that tough of a decision. It's like we proved yesterday. Cars are greater than Girls.
EDIT: Interesting, it removes the Greater-Than sign, no matter how I try and use it.
My how times change. When did people start trying to sell exotics by hooning the crap out of them? Does anyone really think that any real percentage of Lambo buyers are going to drift them?
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'ello mates, I'm Bruce Brucington deep in the wild jungle. We have just located one of the rarest predator in it's nest, shortly after birth. This particular breed, the Automotius Lamborguinius, is one of the rarest of the entire species. It knows only the dark, and is so quick that you can't even blink, or you'll miss it. It takes a real man to get this close to it, you cant be a poofta in this line of work.
Oh, look. The Lamborguinius has sighted prey. It is a herd of Peugeot, easy prey for the fierce hunter Lamborguinius. The Lamborguinius circles around the herd of Peugeots, startling them. They try to flee across the river, but oh the magnificent hunter pounces! Oh, look at that power of the Lamborguinius! It's just ripping in to the fuel tank of that little Peugeot! The natural cycle of the Automotive jungle continues, the hunter and the hunted. Those not fast enough shalt soon be scrap medal.
Well, mates that'll be all for today, I gotta go get some Fosters and shrimp on the barbie, then get more drunk and chase some of the local sheilas. Join us tomorrow when we track one of the great beasts of old, an incredibly rare but slow moving enormous monstrosity known as the Tahoe Chevroletous Americanus.
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I couldn't handle the pressure.
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Across the lands, Spouses wonder why their signifigant other is fixated on rear quarter panels and not the bedroom.
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Sadly, it wasn't even that tough of a decision. It's like we proved yesterday. Cars are greater than Girls.
EDIT: Interesting, it removes the Greater-Than sign, no matter how I try and use it.
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Well... we don't, but it's the principle of the matter.
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You have principles?
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I thought you were going to change your name?
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Ken Block's Subaru video was much, much better.
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What isn't a word?
Bonerific.
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Just not freaking cool.
XOXOXO,
JDuffy13
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