I am of the opinion that in order to save the movie industry, they should film Victoria Secret and SI: Swimsuit photo shoots and charge a ten dollar entry fee.
That is the kind of movie industry that can save Detroit.
I'd complain about the rape of my childhood....blah blah blah.....but this repetitive, derivative shit stain of tv show already did that. Christ, now I have to endure a full year a A-Team updates on Jalopnik.
@SCROGGS!!: There's a local tv station in my area that plays re-runs of the A-Team, as well as Knight Rider, The Incredible Hulk, and other "classics". When I was a kid, I thought all these shows were awesome, the pinnacle of tv entertainment. Watching them now, it's amazing how much they sucked. Especially the acting.
@combat chuck: I'm hardly the Masterpiece Theatre type....after all, I like Godzilla movies....A LOT. But the A-Team, Knight Rider, CHiP's and the Dukes of Hazard are land fill in search of a landfill.
Part of me wants to see this done in the campy style of the original. Another part of me wants to see this go in a much darker direction, sort of like the last Rambo movie. Having just watched TAKEN, Liam Neeson can definately do "take no prisoners, badass"
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That fear is Cuba Gooding Junior.
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However, he's not really a comic actor, more serious.
We're going to end up with Don Cheadle as Mr. T.
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Que the calls of racism from Spike Lee!
Seriously, this show sucked major goat azz. In every episode, they expended more ammo than the Ia Drang Valley campaign and nobody died?!
If everyone with military training shoots this poorly, then the show was obviously another Hollyweird slam on the military!
You know what I would love? A really, really subversive update on the show. Like the first 2 Batman movies.
Imagine this: A mom and pop diner is being pushed out of business by the nasty CEO of a local powerplant who wants to buy the land cheap.
So the A-team kills everyone in the whole fu*kin' county! Even the mom and pop.
Then, as they drive off in the van, they argue about existentialism and the meaningless of existence.
That's a movie I'd pay $10 to see.
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On that note, apparently it's the movie industry that will save Michigan.
We're screwed.
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I am of the opinion that in order to save the movie industry, they should film Victoria Secret and SI: Swimsuit photo shoots and charge a ten dollar entry fee.
That is the kind of movie industry that can save Detroit.
Cars? What are those?
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Sorry, wrong 80s TV reference.
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How about Vince Vaughan as Hannibal?
.........And the van stays likea before.
They'll probably change the van to a H1 or a Suburban.
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KILL. ME. NOW.
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Chuck Norris isn't shit.
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