The first time I saw this I assumed it was a kinetic weapon from an Alien reboot. It's not. It's a hardcore Level 10 M gaming mouse designed by BMW and Thermaltake. I'd drive that.

We realize this is the seventh Conan O'Brien post in two days. We're not going to apologize. The man created one of the funniest comedy sketches ever about a 1,001 HP super car. Apologize? Hell, we salute you, CoCo!

Conan O'Brien introduced the Bugatti Veyron Mouse as a new Tonight Show character Thursday night, not because it was funny, but because it was "crazy expensive" for NBC. To be funny he'd have to crash it into a lake. UPDATED!