<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Motorsports]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Motorsports]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/motorsports http://jalopnik.com/tag/motorsports <![CDATA[ F1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone's Hot Daughter Poses Semi-Nude For PETA ]]> We don't know how it's possible that Tamara Ecclestone is even mildly related to her father Bernie, the boss of F1 and general all-around ugly guy. Despite our suspicions on her true paternity, she's posed draped only in a checkered flag for PETA's "I would rather go naked than wear fur" campaign. These images, published in this month's English tabloid "Hello!" are the latest in a campaign that's seen celebs like Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes bare most for the cause. We'd be much more swayed by their arguments if PETA wasn't doing bonkers stuff like suggesting Ben & Jerry's switch to human milk in their ice cream recipes. Crazy hippies.


[Autoweek]

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Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5061609&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lewis Hamilton: Child Prodigy Turned F1 Star ]]> As a child, we mean, more of a child than he is now, well before being a superstar of the racetrack, Lewis Hamilton was already in the limelight. The McLaren-Mercedes driver may be the biggest thing to happen for British F1 fans since Damon Hill claimed the championship 12 years ago, but how has the 23-year-old become so successful? As with most superstars of any sport, it all started at a very young age. This clip from a 1997 BBC program, features an interview with a young Lewis, chronicles his early career from racing remote-controlled cars at the age of six, to his early meeting with McLaren boss Ron Dennis. So much for our dreams of being an F1 driver, it's a bit too late to start now. [via GridCrasher]

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Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:45:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5058152&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Helio Castroneves Indicted On Tax Evasion; Charges Against More Drivers To Come? ]]> Brazilian race car driver and Dancing With The Stars winner Helio Castroneves is staring down charges he evaded taxes on more than $5 million in income over a four-year period. The 33-year-old two-time Indy 500 winner is expected to turn himself in to authorities today, along with his sister Kati and his lawyer, Alan Miller, both accused of helping Castroneves. Good call on the part of authorities, because although he's got fancy footwork, we kind of doubt the Team Penske driver was the tax code mastermind behind the scheme. Regardless, because of the Alan Miller connection, Castroneves' indictment could have repercussions well beyond those currently accused.

Apparently Michigan attorney Alan Miller has also represented or currently represents such racing stars as Jimmie Johnson, Kyle Busch, Casey Mears, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jeff Gordon, Ward Burton and Clint Bowyer. There's no evidence that Miller conspired with any other drivers for tax-evasion purposes, but his indictment in connection with Helio Castroneves likely has a number of famous names checking the books with their lawyers and accountants. [Miami Herald, USA Today] Thanks to everyone who tipped us!

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Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5058563&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Motorsports Race Tracks Make Out Big In $700 Billion Bailout ]]> One of the so-called "sweeteners" added to the financial markets bailout bill that passed the Senate Tuesday night was an obscure provision allowing motorsports race track owners to write off the cost of their facilities over seven years. Apparently the IRS has been trying to extend the track write-off period to 15 years — which means track owners would be able to deduct less every year — but thanks to the Wall Street Bailout, superspeedway owners barely able to scrape by with obscure NASCAR and IndyCar races will finally get the tax breaks they deserve. Cost to taxpayers? $100 million. Provision and analysis courtesy of The Chicago Tribune after the jump.

2. Sec. 317. Seven-year cost recovery period for motorsports racing track facility. .

Track owners want to be able write off the cost of their facilities on their taxes over seven years - a depreciation timetable many of them have used for decades. But the IRS has wanted to stretch it to at least 15 years and has raised questions whether the increasingly popular tracks really belong in the same tax category as amusement parks.

Auto track owners are simply trying to get out of paying more taxes - which they'd have to do if they deducted less every year. These owners have gotten plenty of tax breaks over the years from states and localities eager to get speedways. The provision would be extend 2 years till the end of 2009 and would cost 100 million. The provision encompasses all facilities including grandstands, parking lots and concession stands.

[Chicago Tribune; Photo Credit: Funnyhub.com]

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Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:40:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5058553&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NHRA Approves Roush Mustangs For Straight-Line Competition ]]> The National Hot Rod Association has granted its approval to the 2008 Roush supercharged 4.6-liter V8 in the Stage 3TM and P-51ATM Mustangs. This marks the first time the NHRA has given the nod to an aftermarket powertrain; previous competition powertrains had to be as-delivered by the manufacturer. Depending on configuration and bodystyle, the Roush Mustangs will be classified between AA Stock and B Stock or SuperStock A and F. Look for the first Roush car coming from Haas, Carrothers & Wagner Racing; the team won three consecutive NHRA Division 3 championships from 2004-2006, and they're currently building a Roush Mustang with a Stage 3TM powertrain.

[MustangEvolution]

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Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:20:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5047888&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Full-Lox Slide Dept: Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track ]]>

[via Onion Sports]

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:00:00 EDT John Krewson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399981&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sabine Schmitz Leaving Nürburgring, Coming To America ]]> Everyone's favorite Nürburgring Taxi driver, Sabine Schmitz, is coming to America to race in Grand Am Koni Challenge events at New Jersey Motorsport Park and Iowa Speedway. Sitting behind the wheel of a VW GTI race car, Sabine will be filling in for Randy Pobst at APR Motorsport. Sadly, we'll only be graced by her presence for those two races before she flies away back to the fatherland.

So how did they convice her to jump the pond? Well, Schmitz is friends with the folks at APR Motorsport through all the testing the team has done on the Nordschleife, where Sabine is an instructor, BMW 'Ring-taxi driver, and ruling Queen. When Pobst found he couldn't drive in two of the races due to commitments in other racing series, Schmitz was the first choice to sit in. Her response?

"I am really excited to get the chance to race in KONI Challenge, in a German car with Mark White and APR Motorsport. I have spent a lot of time with the APR Motorsport Team, as well as Mark over the years, including spending some time this past spring on the Nordschleife in a GTI race car. We all developed a great amount of respect and friendship for one another and I hope to do a good job for team, as filling Randy Pobst's seat is not easy!"
Anyone want to head out to the track with us?[Axis Of Oversteer] ]]>
Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399971&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Danica Patrick, Milka Duno In Towel-Snapping Cat Fight At Mid-Ohio ]]> Let's be clear here — we'd call it a "cat fight" even if the two drivers screaming at each other were men rather than the twin female towers o' power of IndyCar — Danica Patrick and Milka Duno (often pronounced "Milk n' Donut"). Apparently Danica thinks Milka's too slow and has been blocking her with the big rear-end of her car whenever she tries to pass the little French pastry. Yesterday after the morning practice at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course, Danica decided to confront Duno. We'll let the Indy Star pick up the story from here:

Patrick went to the Dreyer & Reinbold Racing pit box after the morning practice to complain about her struggles to pass Duno, but Duno did not like Patrick's style. [...]

On a video shot by a friend of Duno's and shown to The Star, Duno told Patrick on several occasions to "go away." When Patrick didn't leave immediately, Duno twice threw a towel in Patrick's direction, prompting Patrick to use foul language before the minute-long incident ended.

All we have to say is Me-yowza! [via Deadspin, IndyCar, Indianapolis Star]

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Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:34:13 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398895&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Note To BMW: New M3 ALMS Racer Looks Hot On Track Without Flame-Surfacing ]]> We first saw the new BMW M3 racer earlier this year at its Chicago Auto Show reveal. Now, after a year of development, the finished product has taken to the track for a test run as it's readied to do battle in the ALMS GT2 class against the likes of the Porsche 911 and Ferrari F430.

Although we know function is more important than form on a racing car, but if the latter is any indication of the former, BMW will have a real winner with the new M3. Of course, a 485 HP 4.0-liter V8 powering a 2535 lb car will more than likely help as well. We mean, can someone please tell BMW to forget that whole "flame-surfacing" thing and just put widebody kits on all their street cars? [BMW]

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398467&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Bullrun Recap From The Friendly Folks At MR. ANGRY ]]> For some of you, the images of the "Project ANGRIER" 1969 Dodge Daytona replica will forever be etched on your subconscious, filed under "badass." Unfortunately, things didn't turn out as planned for the Daytona with the run ending way early due to a busted wheel. After the wheel was replaced with a Ford Fusion, the team pressed on for the eventual finish in Phoenix. A full report of the race is posted over at Cardomain, so go check it out for all the juicy details on just what kind of wheel failure retires a made-to-run rally car.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398307&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ CNBC's Jim Cramer Goes To NASCAR, Teaches Fans To Say "BOOYAH!" ]]> The bald-headed man out to make 'merica money will be heading "to Nascar's pit row" for his first NBC special called "The American Dream with Jim Cramer." That's right folks, "Big" Jim's jumping over to the airwaves from cable and in doing so, the Mad Money-man is looking to teach fans of the rubbin' is racin' series what making a buck is all about. Although you'd think we'd laugh off his prospects of success, he's bringing some of the big names in "stock car" racing with him — Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton and Casey Mears — so hopefully a tip or two may sink in. But really, the best part of the entire show will more than likely be seeing Cramer taking a run on the circular track himself in the cockpit side-seat of a Petty Experience Nascar racer at 160 MPH. We're assuming it'll happen, considering there's a teaser clip of it up on CNBC's site. All we know is, we hope he screams like a little girl with pigtails. [The American Dream]

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:30:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398257&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ F1 Loves All Its Fans Equally, Except Some More Equally Than Others ]]> The F1 Paddock Club is the seating area where the Formula One uber-rich go to wine, dine, converse and oh yes, watch some cars do something or the other. Although most invitees to this exclusive club have an income level rivaling some small nations, it must be so bothersome to actually attend the races when they could be out on their yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean. The Paddock Club assists them by acting as a shanty of sorts providing the barest of essentials to help them make it through a day roughing it at the track. Frankly, it's a wonder they even manage to have pan seared tuna and on-site pastry chefs. The folks at F1Fanatic have put together a guide to this brave new world. [Check out the digs at F1Fanatic]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398084&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vintage Racer Killed In High-Speed Crash At Mosport Raceway ]]> This weekend weekend of bad motorsports keeps getting worse. Yesterday, Scott Kalitta. Today, Dino Crescentini, a ten-year veteran of vintage racing, died at Mosport International Raceway in Bowmanville, Ontario, when the Wolf Dallara Can-Am car he was driving — a car once owned by Canadian industrialist and Formula One team owner Walter Wolf and driven in the 1977 Can-Am Series by the legendary Canadian Gilles Villeneuve — apparently went sideways at very high speed. Crescentini was participating in a race as part of the 29th International Vintage Racing Festival at the track. Inspector Paul Hamilton of the Durham Regional Police tells us

"...[the driver] was heading northbound from corner six at Mosport. After this corner is a long straightaway and at some point his vehicle became airborne at an extremely high rate of speed and rolled end-over-end. The driver was transported to Bowmanville hospital where he succumbed to his injuries."
An at-the-scene account from tipster John below the jump:

UPDATE: This is NOT the same Dino Crescentini who does SCCA racing. Different guy.
"They haven't officially announced the driver's name, but it is believed to be Dino Crescentini, owner of the vehicle. For those old enough to remember (not me, as I'm only 20), the car he was driving was a Wolf-Dallara Can Am car, formerly driven by Gilles Villeneuve.

At the time of the incident, I was in between stints at Mosport's kart track (located at the end of the straightaway, near where this happened). From our viewpoint, you could see parts of the car in air, as it was apparently barrel rolling towards the corner. The car settled just out of view, in a cloud of dust and smoke. Sad to see a great guy, a great car, a great event, and great day end like this."

[via The Garage Blog, The Star]

Photo Credit: Joe Tobasco @ Flickr

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Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:50:55 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396762&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Horrifying Scott Kalitta Funny Car Crash Video, As Shown By ESPN2 ]]> We initially hesitated from showing you video of the 300 MPH crash and death of NHRA champ Scott Kalitta after we received a tip that a video from the stands had made its way to YouTube. We decided the death of a drag racer was a rather gruesome thing to show you. Although we knew the race was being broadcast by ESPN2, we figured they'd cover it with the dignity and respect it deserved. We hadn't realized it'd been replayed by "the deuce" immediately after it happened and then again, and again, and...yeah. So we figure — hey, if a mainstream sports media outlet like ESPN feels comfortable replaying it, then it must be alright. Right? Yeah, we're still not sure. But we deserve to give you the right to make that decision on your own. If you're one of those people who wants to see something like this — click the play button to see the Scott Kalitta crash. [via ESPN2]

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Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:51:20 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396760&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jalopnik How-To: Drag Racing ]]> We know the thought of heading out to a drag strip for the first time can be both daunting and intimidating. This past weekend we did just that when we were invited to the second annual Ford Racing Invitational to try our hand at the straight-line game of drag racing. Having always focused more on the curves and less on the straights, this was your author's first time in front of a Christmas tree. As such, we figured it might be the perfect time to show you the ins and outs of running a car down the quarter-mile. Hey, we came in third place, so we guess we can't be too shabby at it.

For starters — unless you're running evenly-matched top fuel dragsters against each other what you'll do down at your local drag strip isn't actually "drag racing." It's really called "bracket racing" which is a form of drag racing that allows for a handicap between predicted speed of the two cars running side-by-sde. Basically, it means that even if you're running your mom's Honda Odyssey on the strip, you can still win running next to a Ford Mustang GT because of a premium placed on consistency of performance of the driver and car rather than on raw speed. With that said, here's the official "How To"


Step 1: Pay Up
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Drag racing ain't free. The first step, once you've arrived at the dragway, is to pay the folks in charge. Different classes carry different charges, so it's a good idea to call ahead and find out how much you'll be paying. Once you've paid for entry and track fees, proceed to the pits


Step 2: Park and Unload
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Pit areas vary wildly. You'll find everything from beautifully laid concrete marked with trailer lanes to muddy grass perfect for sinking into. If you've brought your drag toy in a trailer or plan on working on your car there, it makes a lot of sense to show up early and get a prime piece of real estate — it can make the difference between a comfy dry weekend and a messy pain in the ass. if you've just driven in, take all your junk out of the car and give it a once over. Make sure it meets all the safety requirements of the class you're running in and give it a little clean-up.


Step 3: Inspection
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Now it's time to take your car over to the inspection booth. These guys are here to make sure the car you brought won't pose a danger to either you or the rest of the race field. They'll go through your ride with a fine-toothed comb and point out things sub-par, or they'll give you the thumbs-up. When your car has passed, you'll get a color-coded inspection sticker proving you're safe to run. Another thing they'll do is have you fill out your race card. The race card is where you declare the class you'll be running in, your personal info, details on the car, and whatever other details you think the commentator in-booth might like to know about when adding "color to the strip."


Step 4: Wait
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After you have your car all approved and registered, return to the pit area and wait. It takes a while for the rest of your competitors to make it through the process you just did. The track crew also has to prepare the surface for maximum stickiness, and, in general, everybody just has to get up and get going. So while you wait, put your number on the car, maybe do a little decorating, take a nap, do a little tuning on your car, check out the competition, have some track food, or just hang out and enjoy the breeze. But keep your ear listening out for your class, because there's nothing worse than hearing an announcement of your license plate and that your car's being towed. That's not the kind of dragging you're here for.

Step 5: Practice.
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When the time is right (usually a scheduled time), the track will open for practice. This is an open competition lineup where you pull through the staging lanes and give your rig a try. Drag racing is a lot trickier than you might think. It's easy to mash the gas and go quick on the street, but when the clock is running, it's a lot more technical, so practice makes perfect. In fact, let's go to video:

This was my third run, so I'd gotten the jitters of the first time down the track through and I was starting to learn how to react and launch. As you can see, you get slotted in lanes. Each lane is numbered and corresponds to a staging path. When you enter the staging area, a track official will ask your class and point you into the lane. This track has three staging lanes, and each lane is divided into two sides. There's a lane 1L and 1R, 2L and 2R, etc., for lane one, left side, lane one, right side, and so on. As cars ahead of you move up, you pull forward. When the track official waves you forward along with your running buddy, you have to make a choice: to burnout or not to burnout.
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Ahead of the starting line there's a concrete pad called the "water box." Track hands hose it down with water to make burnouts fun and easy. The purpose of the burnout is to clean the crud off your tires and heat 'em up for maximum stickiness. A standing burnout doesn't make much sense if you're running street tires, so either drive around the box to avoid wet tires, or just do a peel out to get the funk off.
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Next, you pull up to the line. Make sure your helmet is strapped on tight, traction control is off, and the windows are up. As you advance, there are two sets of staging lights — called by some the "Christmas tree" — your tires need to be between them before the Christmas tree lights will start. Advance the car 'till the first set of lights goes on, then slowly move forward until the second set lights up — then carefully inch forward until the second set turns back off. A this point you've found the front of the lights, and you need to back up just enough to turn that second set on again. Now wait for your opponent to do the same.

When you're both set to go, make sure your car is in the forward gear of your liking. Hold the engine at optimum RPM and pay attention to the Christmas tree. Depending on your class, the tree works differently. For bracket racing, they use a "five hundred tree" or a set of lights that takes half a second to go from yellow to green. For this tree, it's recommended to launch as the final yellow light goes off in order to achieve a decent reaction time. If you jump the gun, you "foul," and your run, no matter how good, doesn't count for squat.

So the lights go and you're off. In a manual tranny car, carefully watch the tachometer and know where your shift points and engine cutoff are at. Shift as quickly and accurately as possible. If you're driving an automatic, just mash the gas and point the car in the right direction.

In this run, I managed a 0.67 s reaction time, which isn't great, but far better than the 1.01 s. the other guy got. And, due to the magical vaugeness of the Hurst short-throw shifter on this car, I managed to hit second gear instead of fourth — not what you want when shifting at almost a hundred miles an hour. Nonetheless, despite my supercharged GT being at a 140 HP disadvantage to the GT500 car and me stinking up the shift, I only lost by 0.8012 seconds with a 14.29 time. This is why it's called practice.

After you've crossed the finish line and are all excited, don't forget to slow down. You've got to make the turn off the track and go to pick up your time slip. This will tell you what just happened so you can critique your performance, think about ways you can improve and have bragging rights back at the pits.

Step 6: Qualifying
Like above — do what you just did in practice, but do it better because this time it counts. In qualifying, your times are used to slot you in your class brackets — when bracket racing, the important part isn't speed, it's consistency. If you can run 13.9 all day every day, you'll do very well in your class. Why? Because bracket racing uses offset timing on the lights to equalize fast cars against slower ones. Speedy cars will be delayed at the line and have to catch up and pass to win.

Step 7: Mark Your Dial-In Time
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Dial-in time is that great equalizing figure we just talked about. After you've made a couple runs, you should get an idea of how fast you go. This time gets written on your windows so the tower workers can read them and put them in the timing computer. In this way, the race is offset on the fly. Depending on the class, you may or may not be able to change your number as you go. The important thing about your dial-in time is not to go faster than that time — otherwise you "break out." The break-out exists to prevent guys from saying they're slower than they are and effectively cheating to victory. Now is it becoming clearer why consistency is all-important?

Step 8: Have fun!
Now sit back and relax while listening for the track announcer to call your class. As you're called, proceed to the staging lanes and the track workers will assign you a lane and your opponent will line up next to you. When you're at the line just remember the lessons from earlier in the day and be careful to race against yourself, not the guy in the other lane. That's a great way to lose your concentration and mess up.

Here's a run from the first round of our bracket, where everything clicked and I won against a Shelby GT. The other fellow wrote up a dial-in time substantially lower than mine and couldn't quite make up the ground. A little longer track and he would have had me. But how fast was I? Pretty decent with a 0.31 s reaction time (which doesn't matter in bracket racing — only the time from light-to-light counts) and 13.95 second quarter-mile at 100 MPH. Far from my best run though.

So there you have it folks. How to drag race. We found out although it's still easier than running 'round the windy stuff, it's a lot more difficult than just pointing the car down a track and hitting the gas. We recommend checking out some of the events in your area, if not to race, then at least as a spectator.

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Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396251&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hideki Noda's LMP2 Car Flips The Fuck Out In Le Mans Practice Session ]]> Ouch. About two hours ago, the LMP2 Lola Mazda driven by Hideki Noda flipped near the end of a qualifying practice session for this weekend's 24 Hours of Le Mans. And when we say "flipped" we mean like what happens when a kid drops a matchbox car down a flight of stairs — except with more broken pieces. Luckily, Noda was unhurt. Unluckily, the Mazda was pretty much totaled. Talk about a crap way to end your weekend before it even starts. (Hat tip to Manny!) [via YouTube]

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Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:13:10 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395898&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Introducing: Monday Morning NASCrash! ]]> We know despite our own usual disinterest with America's favorite racing series, there's at least a few of you NASCAR fans out there. Even for those of us who aren't fans of the always-turning-one-way-action there's one thing we can all come together on for entertainment value: the crashes. It may be the dirty little secret of NASCAR fans, which is why we're so ready to pounce on this idea with such reckless abandon. Thanks to the folks at SpeedTV, we've been able to create a mashup of all of the fantastic crashes from the past weekend of circular racing action — we're calling it "Monday Morning NASCrash". It'll be all the big bang-ups from all three NASCAR series of the past weekend: Sprint Cup, Craftsman Trucks, and the Junior Varsity Nationwide Series. Yes, whether you call 'em wrecks, bang-ups, or fender-benders, we can all enjoy a good, clean racing accident at the expense of someone else. [via The SPEED Report]

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395454&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ferrari Boss Flip-Flops on Mosley ]]> Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:09:48 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013959&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ F1 Star Lewis Hamilton's Dad Crashes Porsche Carrera GT, Shows He's Like Son ]]> Yes, perhaps the old adage of "like father, like son" is actually true. We all know how much Lewis Hamilton loves the Porsches, right? We also know how much he loves diving head first into the walls too. Enter Anthony Hamilton, his father and manager. He was just out having some fun with his wife in a loaned silver Porsche Carrera GT yesterday in jolly good England, when he

"lost control of the 205mph £330,000 ($643,600) supercar just after he left home with wife Linda yesterday."
The Sun continues the story after the jump.
It SPUN through 180 degrees and HURTLED backwards through a wooden fence and a thick hawthorn hedge before coming to rest in a children's playground.

One witness claimed Anthony...lost it as he showed off to onlookers by revving the engine of the Carrera GT - which can do 0-62mph in 3.9 seconds.

Said Anthony Hamilton after the crash: "I am extremely sorry." Yeah, one would think you'd probably be pretty sorry — although we have seen worse wrecked Carrera GTs before. (Hat tip to David!) [via The Sun] ]]>
Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:26:49 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395069&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tony Stewart Wins Prelude To The Dream At Eldora Speedway ]]> Despite a late-minute surge from folks like drag racing champion Cruz Pedregon, who proved quite adept at turning circles at Wednesday night's fourth annual Old Spice Prelude to the Dream charity race at Eldora Speedway, the winner ended up being the man that brought the racers there — Tony Stewart. We're assuming we'll have more in the morning — including hopefully some pictures. But at the moment, we're too busy rioting in downtown Royal Oak over the Red Wings Stanley Cup victory. Full list of finishes below the jump.

Final results: 1. Tony Stewart 2. Robby Gordon 3. Clint Bowyer 4. Kenny Wallace 5. Denny Hamlin 6. Matt Kenseth 7. Kevin Harvick 8. Jimmie Johnson 9. Kenny Schrader 10. Kyle Busch 11. David Reutimann 12. Ryan Newman 13. Red Farmer 14. Jeff Gordon 15. Cruz Pedregon 16. Ray Evernham 17. Ron Capps 18. Carl Edwards 19. Aric Almirola 20. Dave Blaney 21. JJ Yeley 22. Kasey Kahne 23. Bobby Labonte 24. Mark Martin 25. Bill Elliott
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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:51:41 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395061&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Eldora Speedway's Only Three Hours Away... ]]> ...and the Prelude To The Dream race starts at 7:00 PM tonight. We could totally make it down to the Tony Stewart-owned track. And believe us, we seriously thought about taking a run down to the track from Detroit. But frankly after covering it last year, the thought of spending the next week wiping down the dirt from our laptop again is making us reconsider the idea — even if it's a blast watching Nascar drivers getting schooled on the dirt-track by the local soil-grinders. But — maybe we'll snag it on Pay-Per-View this year instead. Hey, the money goes to a good cause, right? At the very least we'll try to get some updates tonight — in between watching Game Six of the Stanley Cup Finals. Jeez, why am I feeling like we're going all Deadspin over here? Whatevs — check out the sweet on-dirt action from last year below.

[HBO]

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Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:50:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395028&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Brian Williams Launches Into Bizarre Racing Tangent After Obama's Speech ]]> After Obama's victory speech last night you'd expect the pundits to discuss meaning, rhetoric and intent. Instead, NBC's Brian Williams launched into a discussion of short track racing in rural Montana. Ignore, if you can, that Brian Williams is apparently an aficionado of a form of racing that makes NASCAR look like the symphony, and try and focus on the fact that Brian Williams would "give anything" to have a focus group of those people to see how they would vote. Although we'd hoped to leave the term "NASCAR Dads" behind after last cycle, are dirt trackers this year's Evangelicals? If that's the case, how come none (neither?) of the candidates are hitting up tonight's NASCAR Prelude to the Dream race? [MSNBC]

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Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394957&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Formula 1 Steering Wheel Interfaces ]]> Just when you thought the cruise control and media buttons on your current steering wheel were too overwhelming, take a look at some of the wheel configurations for Formula 1 cars. These steering wheels are loaded to the gills with dials, switches, buttons, screens, toggles and more to confuse, baffle and distract those of us who haven't driven anything more complicated than an Isuzu Impulse. Check out a few of the crazier ones in the gallery below and follow the link for all of the wackiest F1 wheel interface configurations you will ever see.
[Oobject]

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Wed, 21 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392488&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Prostitute Linked To British Intelligence Agency, Uberraschung! ]]> We joked last week about how the only reason we're following the Max Mosley story anymore was because it "keeps getting crazier and crazier." Little did we know that it would be revealed by The Times that one of Max's prisoner/gaurd prostitutes (Mistress Abi), in a twist even Graham Greene couldn't have imagined, was the wife of an MI5 agent. For those who don't know, Mi5 is the domestic spying agency pledged to "Defend the Realm" of the UK. In this case "Defend The Realm" meant spanking and sexing the head of the FIA in a sadomasochistic orgy. Remember when Mosley said the sting was setup "by a group specialising in such things for reasons and clients as yet unknown" after getting busted? We now live in a world where that may be true. Understandably, MI5 isn't happy with the implication that instead of tracking down terrorists they're tracking down old man boners.

The agent has been fired, of course, if only for the fact that the head of MI5 had to have a meeting to tell PM Gordon Brown that they weren't involved in the Nazi-style sex orgy. This also ties in weirdly to Mosley's father, the infamous British fascist, who was spied on and turned in by MI5. This is totally going to turn Mosley's Nixon-esque persecution paranoia, clearly on display in Mosley's letter to the FIA, up to 11. We can't wait to see what happens tomorrow. Thanks to all the sick, sick individuals who sent in tips [The Times]

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Mon, 19 May 2008 07:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391545&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lewis Hamilton And Heikki Kovalainen Receive Iced-Out Racing Helmets From Steinmetz ]]> The Swiss-based diamond company Steinmetz just gave two Mercedes-McLaren drivers — Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen — two very special helmets. The helmets have a "Forevermark diamond-encrusted Steinmetz logo" and — here comes the best part — the driver's signature on top of the helmet lined with hundreds of handcrafted diamonds. That's at least more safe than the 2004 Jaguar Formula 1 cars racing with a diamond-encrusted nosecone from Steinmetz. Although we'd hate to be on the receiving end of a diamond-encrusted head-butt from either Hamilton or Kovalainen. Ow, the pain of thousands of tiny micro-cuts!

[McLaren via World Car Fans]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391128&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BMW Publishes Nürburgring Driving Guide ]]> Maybe Tochio Suzuki doesn't need a guide to the Nürburgring to pilot a Nissan GT-R to a 7:29 lap around the Nordschleife, but we do. How convenient for us BMW decided to publish a handy-dandy corner-to-corner guide to the legendary track. Available as an inconvenient PDF file, the guide provides apexing tips, dangerous corners to watch for, gear selection recommendations and where to brake for greatest effect. Next time we find ourselves in Germany with something delightful and powerful at hand, now we'll be well equipped to turn in lightning fast times. [Bimmerfile]

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Thu, 01 May 2008 15:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386132&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pictures of Entire 1952 Indianapolis 500 Starting Grid Found ]]> As much as we like open wheel racing and modern car designs, there's something far more awesome about vintage racing cars. This is undoubtedly the opinion of one Jim Rogacki, an engineer from Buffalo, who, while digging around for vintage car parts, managed to run into an amateur Indianapolis 500 historian. After shooting the breeze for a while, Jim convinced the man to let him scan his fantastic collection of photos for all 33 cars in the 1952 starting grid. We swiped a couple, but go take a look at the very neat complete collection and the story behind it over at Jalopy Journal.

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Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385582&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wife Busts Tony Kanaan's Balls After Qualifying Behind Danica Patrick ]]> She's everywhere these days - Danica Patrick is the Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova of open wheel racing and everyone wants a piece of the moment. Well, maybe except teammate Tony Kanaan and his wife. A quick item at Automobile relays a phone call from Kanaan's pregnant wife after he qualified third and behind Patrick at the last Mid-Ohio IRL race. When she heard about the result, she had a question for him:

"Could you do me a favor? In our motor home, in the bedroom, go to my closet. All the way in the back of the closet, there's a blue dress. Maybe you should wear it next time you qualify!"
Man, that's cold. She knows Tony looks so much better in red dresses. When asked for a comment, Kanaan replied by saying "Why do I look like Vin Diesel?" [AutomobileMag] photo source AP ]]>
Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384885&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Newish Nose On The Ferrari F1 Car Got Rhinoplasty ]]> We hear the "breathing hole" on the nose of the new Ferrari F1 car will, in addition to providing a more efficient Ferrari front wing with less drag for increased top speed, also help with those annoying bouts of severe sleep apnea. Also, all the other kids at school would still be laughing at Ferrari's little bubbaleh if they hadn't gotten it done for her. And for those of you who can't-a speak-a the Italian-a, we've got a helpful translation of the gist of the animation above after the jump thanks to the F1 fan-boys over at Axis Of Oversteer

"a channel joins the lower section of the nose to the upper, with an inverted profile wing inserted at the channel's exit. The basic purpose of this configuration is to relieve the negative effects of the high pressure area under the nose which creates an aerodynamic obstruction as the speed increases."
You'll be able to check out Dr. Schlotkin's handiwork for real this weekend in Spain. [La Gazetta dello Sport via Axis Of Oversteer] ]]>
Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:30:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383004&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Geely To Make Chinese Rip-Off Of Ferrari F1 Car? ]]> First it was those wily Italian Ferrari forgers, now the masters of intellectual property reuse seem to be getting into the game of copying the prancing pony boys. By the looks of this illustration, Chinese automaker Geely seems to be flattering Maranello's F1 squad by way of imitation. We're not exactly sure just how official this is, but the mere possibility of Geely building such a car has our heads spinning. Do they really intend on competing in Formula One? Would the car be constructed from carbon-fiber or fiberglass? Would it have a high-revving V8 or a loosely-assembled pig-iron four-banger? Will the paint be lead-based? If we flip it over, will it have one of those golden stickers on its underside?


[via China Car Times]

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381461&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Students Show Off SAE Collegiate Design Series Racers ]]> Back in the way off yonder, at least two of us on the Jalopnik staff spent time turning wrenches on an SAE car during college. These cars are nice reminder that the best engineers are the ones who wake up at one in the afternoon and still smell like Jager bombs. The SAE Collegiate Design Series is an effort to put classroom learning into practice by providing engineering competitions for students to work on. There are a range automotive groups to choose from including the Formula SAE, BAJA Challenge, and the now defunct Formula Lighting Series. Here at the 2008 SAE World Congress, the colleges are showing off their wares and proving that the heart of racing is still alive and well.

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379571&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hoon Of The Day: Japanese Car Soccer ]]> Japan is just the gift that keeps on giving, from kei cars to lovable but bizarre concepts like the the Toyota i-Real, but it's the extracurriculars which make for today's auto amusement. Sure drifting Previas are sexy, but car soccer is a ballet of crushing metal and gigantic balls. How does it work? Take all the rules of regular soccer and play the game with cars. We'll admit the judges seem pretty lax on handing out penalties, and it looks more like a sneaky way to have a demolition derby, but it does look like a lot of laughs. We took the liberty to clip out a section of footage from a game and the whole game is available below — if you're into that kind of thing.

First Half (~8 minutes)

Second Half (~7 minutes)

[Youtube Part 1 and Youtube Part 2, via About Cars]

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Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:15:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=377829&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NASCAR Drivers Tee Off In New Golf Tour, Sunday Napping To Hit All Time High ]]> We were already yawning by the time we made it to the bottom of the press release hailing the beginning of the Horse Power Tee Shot Tour, an unholy union of golf and NASCAR. The new tour will be equipped with drivers from the psuedo-racing series, using only drivers to strike the ball, and being scored not for reaching the hole, but for who gets closest. Topping it off will be Speed teevee further sullying their name by providing coverage. Can one be anything but annoyed by this idea? We can't even properly get our annoyance out, even the press release below the fold annoyingly came as an image file, who does that? Our teeth are grinding.

Horse-Power-Tee-Shot-Tour.jpg

[Horse Power Tee Shot Tour]

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373346&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Troy Critchley Charged With Homicide In Tennessee Drag Racing Incident ]]> The horrible drag racing incident in Selmer, Tennessee at the "Cars and Kids" event last June has taken yet another tragic turn, with charges now being filed against the driver involved. The June incident occurred when Aussie drag racer Troy Critchley, while performing a burnout in his top fuel dragster, veered into a crowd, resulting in six dead and eighteen injured.

The AP is now reporting Critchley is being indicted on six counts of vehicular homicide due to recklessness, as well as 22 counts of reckless aggravated assault. The case is expected to go to trial in November. [AP via Edmunds Inside Line]

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Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:15:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371780&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 1957 Chevrolet Corvette Airbox Car ]]> Now this is very cool. Three brothers and Corvette enthusiasts scooped up a messy old 1957 Corvette race car and have brought back from the rough. It all starts out like many car stories - at a bar talking cars - where Kevin Hussey was shooting the breeze with a friend and the topic of Vette restoration came up. The friend asked Kevin how much it would cost to fully restore an old Vette he owned. After viewing the car, Hussey answered honestly with a high number, but if the friend ever wanted to get rid of it, Kevin would be interested. Fatal last words. Eventually the exchange took place, but the pedigree of the Vette didn't come to light until after the car had changed hands.

After a little research, Kevin began to suspect the car was equipped with the ultra-rare RPO 684 and RPO 579E "airbox" options packages. After a bit more work, and a trip to see some Corvette experts, it was determined that the car they had was indeed a diamond in the rough and very rare. A full restoration was called for, but not one which would bring it to concourse standards. Nope, the maverick brothers decided to rebuild the car in the image of a vintage racer. Very cool story and definitely worth a read over at Vette - more pics too.

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Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:15:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=368010&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Polish Police Okay Limited Street Racing ]]> Rejoice szybki i wściekły, you now have at least one sanctioned street racing venue. According to our favorite news source ever, Annanova, police in the Polish city of Lodz have defined sections of the city which will be open to no holds barred street racing. This is an attempt by authorities to concentrate street racing in one area to reduce the widespread racing throughout the city. While we like the reasoning and believe in sanctioned and safe racing, we can't help to think since this involves our occasionally ill-advised ancestors, it can only end in multi-vehicle/farm animal pileups.

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Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:00:00 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=360088&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Corvette C6R Livery For 2008 ALMS Season Revealed By Badboy Vettes ]]> Here's the new look of the Corvette C6R for the 2008 season of ALMS racing. The changes to the new "Victory Yellow" vette include blackout headlights, black BBS wheels, a reborn BlackTail and the all-new "Scrape Stripe." Oh and yeah, check it out — Badboy Vettes even got their URL on the front, right above the splitter, and right below a pretty little "Jake." How do we swing that? Seriously — when the Pontiac G8 ST starts to race, we're totally going to be all over that. Oh and one more thing — there's a contest, so click the jump to find out all about it.

"First fan to guess the inspiration for the 'Scrape Stripe' design gets an autographed official 'team-only' CR '08 hat. Send your guesses to eddie@badboyvettes.com"
[Badboy Vettes] ]]>
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:20:00 EST Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358765&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Winner Ryan Newman ]]> After a three lap sprint to the finish after some BS caution shenanigans Ryan Newman is the winner of the 2008 Daytona 500. We certainly bagged the first 9/10ths of the race, but the final couple of minutes was less than unexciting. Congratulations to team Alltel and all the work that went into securing the victory. We look forward to not understanding the ramifications to the points system and later making more generic racing jokes at the expense of the NASCAR. It's been a pleasure to bring you this lackluster coverage, now to tend to that waitress...

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:58:16 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357462&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Many of Final Laps Surprisingly Run Under Caution ]]> Yeah, between laps 187 (on the mu f**n cop) and lap 192, things were tightly controlled by that Corvette Z06 Pace car. Making things incredibly exciting. Wait... hooooooooly crap look at the sparks form underneath Casey Mears' car, looks like the fourth of July in the poor kids neighborhood. Of course those sparklers lead to another series of caution laps, but oh no, there they go, final 3 laps... hang on to your butts.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:57:26 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357459&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2008 Daytona 500: Spinouts... FINALLY ]]> Though it didn't involve fireballs or barrel rolls, there was a spin out on lap 176. Jimmie Johnson got loose in turn 2 and got a bit friendly with Sam Hornish Jr. and Martin Truex Jr. during the spinny aftermath. Nobody was seriously damaged or forced out of the race, but it's way more exciting than staring at the salt crystals on the table.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:33:51 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357456&view=rss&microfeed=true