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    Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    04/07/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    The Residents top-hatted eyeball model is a far superior product.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    I'm holding out for the pumpkin.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    I thought the whole point of getting a motorcycle was to help you attract women. Why the hell would you want to turn right around and scare them off again?
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    Image of I *heart* Stiggie I *heart* Stiggie
    04/06/09

    @FromaBuick6: EXACTLY - you can pull up next to me ALL DAY on your Duc and I'm gonna check you out, hard, but you pull up on your Duc next to me with one of those on and it wouldn't matter how hot you are - all I see is Freddie Kruger checkin' me out from under that helmet.


    Damn I'm shallow aren't I?

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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    04/06/09

    @I *heart* Braun GP: You've done spelled Brawn GP incorrectly, I reckon.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    Are any of these Lemons approved?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    I could make a pair of goggles out of toilet paper tubes and restrict my field of view and make myself look like a tool just as effectively for free.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    Besides the inevitable demonic possession, I don't have any problem with these.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    It is all fun and games until you crash and one of these bones, fangs, or stones ends up poking through the helmet into your skull.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    Someone with a Vespa pleeease ride with one of these. That would be hilarious/awesome.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    $99 is a bit steep for my Halloween costume. I'll keep an eye on them, though. First, to see if they go on sale. Second, to make sure they don't come after me in the dead of night.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    Call me when you can buy a Master Chief motorcycle helmet.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    I bet the guy is a disgruntled former equipment manager for Gwar.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    Just what I need for my next appearance in a Black Label Society video.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    As someone who watched WAY too many B-(C,D,E and F) grade horror movies in his life, I fully approve of these helmets.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    04/06/09

    @SCROGGZILLA!!!: What kind of bike would Paul Blaisdell ride, I wonder?


    I'm not buying until the guy builds a Howling or Dog Soldiers snowmobile helmet. Til then I guess I'll have to continue riding my SkiDoo Olympique dressed as Tobor.


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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/06/09

    @Slantsick is a wagon ho: 1. When I see a photo of Paul Blaisdale, I don't think "biker". I think..."gee, he looks a lot like John Waters." Therefore, I'd guess Honda Cub.
    2. If you're riding around on a skidoo dressed as Tobor, then the commentariat deserves...no demands video documentation of this awesomeness. Also, do you carry passed out buxom young lasses (or their blown-up dopplegangers) with you while performing this aqua-hoonage?
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    04/06/09

    @SCROGGZILLA!!!: "aqua-hoonage"? I don't think she'd make it far.
    Plus there's that whole "can't swim" thing.


    And sadly, that was a fib. I wear a Teenagers From Outer Space V-neck jumpsuit. All the better to fight off giant superimposed lobster shadows- uh, I mean, "aliens". Nobody's turning my dog into a plastic skeleton!

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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    04/06/09

    In reply to Spooky Motorcycle Helmets Are Spooky, Inexpensive
    That reminds me of the rabbit costume from Donnie Darko. That was the only movie character that gave the creeps as an adult.
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