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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Thank Goodness it's Photoshop filters... for a moment there I thought my astigmatism had gone hyper-acute...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    You idiots, those are our army. Somebody gave us a great deal on Yank Tanks, and we jumped at the chance!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    This is like when the Polish Army bought 1000 "Septic" Tanks and planned to invade Germany.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Maybe Oprah is going to give them out to her audience..
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    aw, my pops would be so sad to hear all these challengers are just sitting around. poor fella wants one so bad...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Chrysler announced today they are hiring Vik Keuylian, formerly of Lamborghini of Orange Country, to help clear out some of their inventory.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/22/09

    @engineerd: I don't know why they had to look abroad - a 5-minute walk from where these photos were taken, there's a Russian bait shop. There's no where to fish in the area. They're either experts in moving unwanted product, or have another useful area of expertise.
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    01/22/09

    @Maymar wishes his car had beach assault capability: You will buy a Challenger or else Viktor here will make things unpleasant for you!
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    They're gonna have to move these things to make room for the Guantanamo inmates soon.


    "You've heard of waterboarding, but how about SNOWBOARDING!"

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    01/22/09

    @Ash78: I can't stop laughing at the image in my head of Al Qaeda dudes in orange jumpsuits getting mad air on the slopes.
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    01/22/09

    @combat chuck: I'll admit the first time I heard a newsperson say "Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" I honestly pictured Wakeboarding or Kneeboarding. I figured they were doing a story exposing fraternization with inmates.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Makes sense, using a military base to store vehicles that bombed...
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    Image of roaduscarnivorous roaduscarnivorous
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    so when other countries have tanks and fighter jets, canadians have muscle cars. oh those progressive canadians
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    01/22/09

    @roaduscarnivorous: ...and Acura-ized Civics.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    I assume because Chrysler's using Downsview for storage, there must be a field of Bombardier Dash 8s in Brampton.


    Oh, and re. the Canadian Armed Forces - we may be small, but we're pimper than thou, rolling in G-Wagens. Don't be fronting on our Bruceness.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/22/09

    @Maymar wishes his car had beach assault capability: Funny how quickly they forget that we're the only military force to have successfully invaded Washington DC -- and we're the ones who burned down the White House.


    And of course we have a military. Who could forget the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen?

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Weapon X? Underground bunker? Concealed military installation?


    [uk]


    You're all invited round mine. I'll supply the MASK toys, you can bring the whiskey

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    Image of armyofchuckness armyofchuckness
    01/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy can't grow a beard: For this MASK reference (and properly capitalizing all letters) you get a heart from me. I have my Rhino on display in my office.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    01/22/09

    @armyofchuckness: heart reciprocated. I have Raven, the Corvette Seaplane on my mantelpiece....
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    01/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy can't grow a beard: I had Raven too. But I'm not too sure where it is now.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    I hadn't checked Maddox for years and I went to his site yesterday and read that quote (it's about the Quantum of Solace). How about Jalopnik asking him to write a special post about what losers we jalops are. It'll be funny (and true). Ha!
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    I went through a filter phase in Photoshop once. I was in a techno band at the time. True story.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    01/22/09

    @combat chuck: n, ssss, n, ssss, n, ssss, ... beep, beep, beep ... n, ssss, n, ssss, n, ssss
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/22/09

    @joshman: Techno-code?
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    01/22/09

    @joshman:
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Sometimes I wonder, if they are losing money so badly on every car that is not sold for so damned long, and aren't likely to recoup the money in any way, why don't they just pick a day and say "anyone who can get up here today can have a free car". Or at least 50% off a new car, if only for the sake of clearing out the excess inventory and eliminating the cost of storing the vehicles.


    And then I wake up.

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    Image of justsomereportingguy justsomereportingguy
    01/22/09

    @pauljones:

    I heard a Dodge commercial on the radio during my drive to work today. "All Trucks 50% off"...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/22/09

    @justsomereportingguy: @CompWizrd:


    Nice. they have 50 percent off the cars that are crap, and 50 percent off the old trucks.


    They have excess production for every other model, too. If I could find a good deal on a Challenger or a new Ram, I might be a little more impressed.

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    01/22/09

    In reply to Surplus Dodge Challengers Stored At Old Canadian Military Base
    Well, it's settled. I'll drive up to Canada, beat up the mountie at the gate and take home a Challenger.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/22/09

    @FromaBuick6:


    You distract him, I'll knock him out, then we can grab the keys to the safe box and run away with those new Challengers!


    About three hours later we would sadly be caught and turned over as a result of extradition charges, and be facing felony charges in both Canada and the US.


    We can dream, though. We can dream.

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