Monkey Attacks Cop At Traffic Stop, Everyone Laughs At Cop

Being a rookie cop and getting laughed at is nothing new, especially if the laughter is coming from protesters and/or your superiors. What is new, it seems, is that everyone laughs at you when you're a rookie cop and a monkey tries to bite your hand off. » 6/22/13 10:30am 6/22/13 10:30am

Iran can't even put a monkey in space

First, Iran elects a president whose sense of style begins and ends at Members Only jackets. Then, some operative tries to hire a washed-out used car dealer to assassinate a Saudi Arabian ambassador in the United States. And now Iran's attempt to put a monkey in space failed. » 10/14/11 1:30pm 10/14/11 1:30pm

Things Haven't Been The Same Since They Outlawed Miniature Car Monkey…

What did bored teens do before Super Monkey Ball? Pretty much the same thing, just with real monkeys. [via BlackWhiteAndWTF] » 3/05/10 3:00pm 3/05/10 3:00pm

Is That a Monkey Under Your Hat?

A man traveling by aeroplane from Peru to NYC decided he would get his money's worth on his ticket. The plan to take his new pal Mr. Marmoset back to the US would have been foolproof, if not for passengers who noticed the man had a freaking monkey clutching onto his ponytail. The monkey was detained at La Guardia.… » 8/08/07 12:00pm 8/08/07 12:00pm