“Banana Derby” is monkeys riding dogs. Racing each other. For... bananas, I guess?
Being a rookie cop and getting laughed at is nothing new, especially if the laughter is coming from protesters and/or your superiors. What is new, it seems, is that everyone laughs at you when you're a rookie cop and a monkey tries to bite your hand off.
First, Iran elects a president whose sense of style begins and ends at Members Only jackets. Then, some operative tries to hire a washed-out used car dealer to assassinate a Saudi Arabian ambassador in the United States. And now Iran's attempt to put a monkey in space failed.
A man traveling by aeroplane from Peru to NYC decided he would get his money's worth on his ticket. The plan to take his new pal Mr. Marmoset back to the US would have been foolproof, if not for passengers who noticed the man had a freaking monkey clutching onto his ponytail. The monkey was detained at La Guardia.…