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    $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

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    Image of Fauxhemian Fauxhemian
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world.
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Fauxhemian was starred Fauxhemian was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So let's see here... according to this link:

    [www.bornrich.org]

    the RussoBaltique vodka is a million Euros, or $1.48M at the current exchange rate. Three bottles of that would therefore be $4.44M, which means that at a total package cost of $1.5M, they are effectively paying you $2.94M to take the car. Yeah, that sounds about right, but I'm still gonna say crackpipe.
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    Image of eddie000 eddie000
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
    A. "Send down four skin-divers"
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment AmishJohn approved this comment eddie000 was starred eddie000 was unstarred
    Image of diamondg89000001002003004005 diamondg89000001002003004005
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So wait lets bring attention #5-7
    5. Tungsten exhaust
    6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
    7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard

    I willing to bet that shit doesnt last a week on the car. Diamond and ruby badges really?! id just walk buy pop off the badges shit thats 50k from 5 mins of work...
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    Brian B has been de-Minardied! promoted this comment diamondg89000001002003004005 was starred diamondg89000001002003004005 was unstarred
    Image of Brian Brian
    10/13/09

    @diamondg89000001002003004005: Sure. Except for the fact that you would then be dead because the only people who will buy this abomination are Russian mob bosses. Do you really think anyone would be stupid enough to f*ck with one of their cars???
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    I'm really disappointed in the lack of offensive firepower on such an obviously offensive vehicle.
    What are you to do when the proletariat mouth breathers make off with your gem encrusted badges? Sure, you could try running them over, but that will just enrage the masses. Soon, their ranks will swell enough to where they can easily topple over this bourgeois frippery. There, upside down in armored safety, you'll be left to ponder this glaring deficiency.
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    Image of abrakadabra abrakadabra
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

    Another impressive Russian SUV.
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment abrakadabra was starred abrakadabra was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Ah, so RussoBaltique is alive and kicking. The last tsar did actually drive one. So did Lenin, I believe.

    But I'd much rather be seen in this Kegresse
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    Image of ccc40821 ccc40821
    10/13/09

    @brandegee: Looks more like a converted Rolls Royce Silver Ghost to me. Lenin had one of those, though probably not a halftrack.
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    evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars promoted this comment ccc40821 was starred ccc40821 was unstarred
    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/13/09

    @ccc40821: There's nothing out there that doesn't look cooler with a bit of half track.
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    Image of huevosrancheros huevosrancheros
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    million dollars rolling on KMC rockstar wheels
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    something_unique_and_descriptive promoted this comment huevosrancheros was starred huevosrancheros was unstarred
    Image of dragon951 dragon951
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Gold-plated windows?

    Apparently vision has nothing to do with driving in Russia.

    Wait, I guess vodka already made that true.
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    Nick promoted this comment dragon951 was starred dragon951 was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    10/13/09

    @dragon951: actually, a lot of windows come with a titanium coating to block heat. soooo, there's that.
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    Image of dragon951 dragon951
    10/13/09

    @Nick: I know they aren't opaque, it was a joke.

    Metal has been in glass since leaded crystal (circa 1400 B.C.).
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    Image of Brian Brian
    10/13/09

    @dragon951: They used gold in the glass visors of the Apollo astronaut's helmets. It's do-able.
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    Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So the self-absorbed dicks really are on the inside...who knew?
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    pres was starred pres was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    so they put rockstars on it? they couldn't fine more extravagant rims and had to go with rockstars? well, at least they painted the star, i guess.
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    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    In their spare time, the Dartz "engineers" design hotel interiors in Dubai. I think.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Congratulations to our Nouveau Capitalist/former comrade friends! They have just stolen the title of "Purveyors of the Least PC Ride" from GM, I mean Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery. [golf clap]
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    Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of underwear-ninja underwear-ninja
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    What a dork-mobile... (tee-hee)
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment underwear-ninja was starred underwear-ninja was unstarred
    Image of HiramJahoovafat HiramJahoovafat
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So sad to see the Comrade who buys this - some big dick with a little dick that buys it to impress his friends that think he has a big dick when he really just has a truck with big dick seat coverings...

    But overall, it begs the question: Who in the World has the title or employment description of 'Whale Circumciser' on their resume?
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment HiramJahoovafat was starred HiramJahoovafat was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/13/09

    @HiramJahoovafat: Jealousy has obviously gotten the better of you.
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    Image of HiramJahoovafat HiramJahoovafat
    10/13/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: don't know 'bout jealousy, but can you imagine the size of the cup & knife?
     Reply
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