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    Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    01/18/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Hmmm


    But me
    I personally think the worst / meanest thing to do there...
    Do burnouts in a Prius
    Throw darts at poor GM..
    Or offer Chrapsler reps brochers from their memorable vehicles.. be like this is what you people used to make..

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    Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/18/09

    @Accordforall: Draw Jake the Corvette Skull on Cobalts and Impalas with a Sharpie...
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    Image of Clive Hanuschak Clive Hanuschak
    01/17/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Surely there's gonna be a follow up article with pics of ALL the booth professionals & any others who were attracted to this little GEM...
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    Clive Hanuschak was starred Clive Hanuschak was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/18/09

    @Clive Hanuschak: Which leads to the question, "what is the look of a gallery with no pictures?" Never did care much for the Buddhist mysticism.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Alex Ernsberger Alex Ernsberger
    01/17/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    You made me want to buy one of those little things now that i know how maneuverable they are, and that they fit through almost anything (except an elevator shaft apparently).


    However i was then deterred by the fact the vehicle managed to attract a total of 0 booth professionals. Seriously what good is a little electric go-kart of fun if it doesn't make the girls from Ferrari swoon when they see it roll by?

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    Alex Ernsberger was starred Alex Ernsberger was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/17/09

    @Alex Ernsberger: We need a GEM-based Lamfauxghini, clearly.
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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/17/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Girlfriend Emergency. Girlfriend 16. Check check check.


    "It's an emergency!"


    Girlfriend Emergency. Girlfriend 16. Check check check.


    "It said 'Press for Help'! We need help! Emergency. Emergency!"


    Need help?


    "Yes. It's not an emergency, but man...never mind. We just need to get the girlfriend to go down. That's all we need. No emergency.."


    Oh. Okay.


    "Alright."


    Alright.


    "Tee hee!"


    "Sorry guys"..


    "No Problem."

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    Image of MadHungarian MadHungarian
    01/17/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Is that really sorry excuse for a "crowd" typical of attendance at the show this year, or did y'all film this after hours or something?
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    MadHungarian was starred MadHungarian was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/17/09

    @MadHungarian: Possibly after hours, definitely before the show opened to the public.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    01/17/09

    @MadHungarian: It was the last of the press days. Most press had already left the show and we were free to roam about.
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    Ray Wert was starred Ray Wert was unstarred
    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    01/17/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show


    I really hope that's tire smoke.

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    WilliamG. was starred WilliamG. was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/17/09

    @WilliamG.: Portable fog machine.
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    The radio waves coming off the "O" in the Jalopnik logo are a great touch.


    I feel the need to point out that I moved my laptop screen around to no avail the first time I watched this video, thinking it was washed out due to the angle. Nope, it's the camera... oh, well. Looks good otherwise, and the theme music is a brilliant choice.

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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    I suppose an elevator emergency is better than a bathroom emergency.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Good to know our fearless leaders have preserved--and enhanced--the Jalopnik unruly, wild and crazy, bad kids in the back of the class image.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    01/17/09

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Like you expect anything different from me. Come on!
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    Ray Wert was starred Ray Wert was unstarred
    Image of AbrahamMunippus AbrahamMunippus
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    This was a better stunt when the BYD's Chairman drove his Chinese Hybrid Through Cobo Arena at last year's show.

    Come on, try to do something original next year, will you please?
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    AbrahamMunippus was starred AbrahamMunippus was unstarred
    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    01/17/09

    @AbrahamMunippus: OK, seriously?
     Reply
    Ray Wert was starred Ray Wert was unstarred
    Image of philibuster philibuster
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Did you guys have to make sure the doors you went through weren't too low? It seems like people have made that mistake previously, from the looks of the scrapes.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/16/09

    @philibuster: I was afraid the camera would end up on the floor, along with the router and the blueberry.
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    01/17/09

    @philibuster: We probably should have - but didn't.
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    Andrew Didorosi was starred Andrew Didorosi was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    The off-roading was funny, but trying to run it up the escalator would have been at least an order of magnitude better.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Awesome video guys!
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Who knew the TARDIS would navigate the Cobo so well... No doubt looking for a "booth professional" to be Doctor Who's next traveling companion...
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    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/16/09

    In reply to Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
    Awesome work, guys.
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
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