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    Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Better a goat than a goatse, I reckon, which is what one often gets with car dealers.

    Figuratively speaking, of course.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/28/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: I see I'm a few hours late with the joke. Bravo, sir!
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Cool! A ride -&- a date!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    This raises the spectre of an entirely new round dragonic automotive love - now with hardcore organic action!
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    The real question is. "In five years, which will have the better resale value, the goat or the Titan"?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/28/09

    @Bullitt417: Definitely the goat.

    Not only can it be dragoned as easily as the titan, it also gets much better mileage, and is arguably better looking.
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Given Mitsubishi's history, a free air raid with purchase might be a better promotion.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    05/28/09

    @Triborough: "Our prices will blow you away like a Divine Wind!"
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    05/28/09

    @Triborough: On December 7th last year I asked my friend, who's family is from Hawaii, "Do you think Mitsusbishi is having a sale today for their 67th anniversary of coming to America?" He didn't think it was very funny.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    I thought the Kiwis were sheep bangers? Are goats same as sheep?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/28/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: It's all the same upside down, son.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    This is not an innovative marketing program. Toyota has been putting sheep behind the wheel in Camrys for years.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/28/09

    @Alfisted: Awesome.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Do you get boots too or do you have to supply your own?


    You know...to keep the goat from getting away...

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/28/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: That only works on cats! How big a boot are you thinking about?
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    When your sitting there


    looking at your new Mitsubishi


    then turning and looking at your goat


    you know


    It's Business Time!


    Cuz, baby it's business time. .ooh ooh oh!

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    Image of Woodgrain Woodgrain
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Buy Mitsubishi Eclipse, get gerbil for free
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/28/09

    @Woodgrain: I thought you got a gerbil when you went to see a Richard Gere movie.
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Hard to see the downside. Educational, too. Did anyone know that a goat's taint is called the escutcheon?
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    05/28/09

    @jdoubleh, aberration roulante: I thought an escutcheon was a tube in your ear? Do goats have ears on their rear ends?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Can I get a Lancer, and some Flying Nun records back catalog instead?
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/28/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Hey, whatever floats your goat.
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    Image of Dis[Con]cordian Dis[Con]cordian
    05/28/09

    @SCROGGS!!: But will there be enough Bailter Space in the trunk for it all?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/28/09

    @Dis[Con]cordian: Yes, but I'm not sure if the A/C will give you The Chills.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    I prefer 40 acres and a mule.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/28/09

    In reply to Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free
    Roasted goat is great.


    My aunt roasts one everytime we go visit her in Italy.


    Goat cheese is great as well.


    This is win.


    Maybe if Pontiac could have tried selling this Goat- they might still be around.

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