It's Mister Jalopy's World, We Just Exist in the Form of Jalopnik.com

Oh, to be Mister Jalopy. We say this now and then, but we never get around to doing so. San Pedro, undoubtedly, has some fine garage sales. We mean, just look at the place! But we're sentimental and have a hard time throwing away junk mail at times, and we've got a nice third of a triplex largely held together with… » 1/31/07 9:30pm 1/31/07 9:30pm

We'd Almost Trade The End of Last Week for This

How do you top blasting across the Southwest in a luxo car with a couple of women, scoping all manner of madcap machinery, making new friends and ogling hotties while staying in luxo-type rooms? Well, you really don't. But if we were gonna trade the Bullrun for two days out of somebody else's life, we could do far » 8/01/06 9:30pm 8/01/06 9:30pm

Mister Jalopy on the Value of Inconvenience for Convenience's Sake

As is established by now, Mister Jalopy is quite the sage, pundit, and/or what-have-you. We once called, got his voicemail and were horrified to learn that his real name is not Mister Jalopy. Even Coop (his oftentime garage-saling partner) and his wife refer to him as such. However, so's not to horrendously spoil the… » 7/15/06 12:45am 7/15/06 12:45am

Smokey Yunick's 'Sidecar'...Losfer Words (Big 'Orra)

Generally, it's an unwritten decree on tha Jalop that we don't lay verbiage down on items from the same site twice in a row. But like inveterate dictum-dodger and race-vehicle innovator Smokey Yunick, we're breaking that rule because Mister Jalopy just posted on Yunick's "Sidecar," which the august Se or Jalopy… » 5/10/06 5:58am 5/10/06 5:58am