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    MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    09/15/09

    In reply to Mini Coupé And Roadster Concepts Raise, Lower The Roof
    Wouldn't a true four door Mini (instead of the hokey Clubman) make more sense? Or how about a panel truck? Or a Minichero?

    There's so many possibilities, but these are just pointless and ugly. But, really, what more should I expect from BMW? They're the leaders in pointless and ugly.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    09/15/09

    In reply to Mini Coupé And Roadster Concepts Raise, Lower The Roof

    just my first thoughts.....
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment stuntdriver was starred stuntdriver was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/15/09

    @stuntdriver: Is...is that...SLR GUYS HAT?!!!
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    Is Al Navarro around here today? Would he care to shed some light on what thoughts (or controlled substances) likely went through the heads of the marketing people who thought this up?
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    discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was starred discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/15/09

    In reply to Mini Coupé And Roadster Concepts Raise, Lower The Roof
    These two pups look primed for the Itasha treatment: [jalopnik.com]
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/15/09

    In reply to Mini Coupé And Roadster Concepts Raise, Lower The Roof
    what's with the giant cherries balanced on the oversized bras in the background? Those wacky Germans.
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    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in was starred vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/15/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: The message is clear - these cars are for cupcakes.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    What a travesty of a commercial...it obviously needs more Jill Wagner, Quynh Thy, samurai swords, a mace, and to make more sense.
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    Edited by bmoreDLJ at 09/15/09 1:25 PM bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/15/09

    In reply to Mini Coupé And Roadster Concepts Raise, Lower The Roof
    a concept we can get behind.

    Wort approves.
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    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    09/15/09

    @Syrax: Golf clap.

    /no no not the trunk!
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    Ash78 promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    09/15/09

    @PowerTryp forever Minardi: Better hope we've got a Weathertech mat back there!

    "You spilled the Wort" is not just an expression in homebrewing.
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    There's an office in Baltimore* that will tell MINI how to evade the IRS on their little prostitution scam going on here.

    *Other offices located in Washington, DC, NYC, and San Bernadino, CA.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of jodark jodark
    09/15/09

    @engineerd: You forgot Chicago.

    BTW, I've heard from an inside source that there are about 5 more of those tapes. And one features a major politician. Might be just rumors, but we'll see.
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    engineerd promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/15/09

    @jodark: I'm sure there's more. This isn't an isolated incident, it's a systemic issue in that organization.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    I predict they will get some heat over this.

    Marketer: "Well, see, it's not really sexist because we are portraying them as empowered bitches."
    Mgt: "Um. Uh. Well."
    Marketer: "Hey, let's run it up the flagpole and see who complains. If it gets 'controversial' (air quotes) well that's even better. Free PR.'
    Mgt: "But the bikini part--"
    Marketer: "It's edgy, not sexist. Trust me, the chicks will dig it"

    Exeunt.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    I think it's a poor excuse for a car commercial. And the bird flipping at the end is pathetic. In trying to be positive....they did have clean knees.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    09/15/09

    @skaycog - Got Beer?: +1
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    skaycog - Got Beer? promoted this comment Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was starred Timtoolman, sporadically speaking was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    Same Breasts my ass, the one on the right had a smaller pair.
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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/15/09

    @lilwillie hides autos in the attic: Yes, but Two Pair always beats a Pair.

    Mmmmm...boobies.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/15/09


    @engineerd: Yeah, but Three of a Kind beats Two Pair.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/15/09

    @skaycog - Got Beer?: I'm not sure if that's hot or disturbing.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    Wow. That's not appropriate at all. And I don't mean in a PC way. That association just doesn't work. How about a fucking puppy or something chewing on a shoe? Like Mini's are now "badass" or something? 1% bikers going to be running out and buying them in droves?

    I don't think so. I've seen more badass riding mowers.

    That's just dumb. Or European, I don't get a lot of that stuff. Yeah, I'm just not worldly enough to see the parallels, that's it.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of kerc (wants a Mustang!) kerc (wants a Mustang!)
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    That was weird. I thought for a second that my lunch sandwich had gone bad.
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    Novaload promoted this comment kerc (wants a Mustang!) was starred kerc (wants a Mustang!) was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09/15/09

    @kerc (wants a Mustang!): LOL. Same here.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    Is MINI represented best by wild, empowered models?

    Yes, because there's not room for more than one at a time.

    Hey! Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm talking about the cars here.
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    mytdawg promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/15/09

    @maximum-sienna: Depends on how you stack them. In the garage I mean...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    09/15/09

    In reply to MINI Sees Two New Concepts As Untamed Women
    I was expecting one with a severely misshapen head and the other one to be topless. That is flagrant false advertising!
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
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