The only people I know that eschew Lombardi's Pizza for Pomodoro's are the Jersey Shore type. Guess that's why the backwards cap-wearing Mini Cooper Coupe (in John Cooper Works trim, no less) was caught there just moments ago, grabbing a slice. Sup, brah!

We already knew the Mini Cooper Coupe was coming to the U.S. market, but now we've got the first fully unclothed shots of the new two-seater from BMW's itty-bitty car division. And what we see with the camouflage off is the most frat boy-looking car we've ever seen.

As expected, Mini is bringing to market the car they always should have built — the Mini Cooper Coupe (first unveiled way back in 2009 at the Frankfurt Motor Show). It's a two-door, two-seater potentially able to take a tiny shot across the bow of the super-compact sports car class. Daddy like. Well, as long as Daddy…