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    Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    and... why is she famous?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    @adelossa: Because her famous father wants to make sure she's mentally FUBAR by the time she's 20? Just a guess.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    I heard Paris Hilton had her Bentley hauled on a flatbed back to the dealer because it didn't have an iPod jack.

    Could Bentley have overlooked that? That's extra? Poor Paris.
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    If she manages to wreck this thing, don't tell her dad. Her nauseating dad.


    I just don't think he'd understand.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Yay...another celebrity youngun with hundreds of horsepower and no self-control.


    Shit we're all doomed.

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    12/29/08

    @Elhigh: The older I get, the more I believe everyone's first car should be able to hit 60mph in more than 10 seconds with a skilled driver. So they can have a small and sporty car OR a big and slow car.


    A big and fast car (most modern SUVs) are sheer terror in the hands of the inexperienced...especially these type-A celebrity twits.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Aww, they grow up so fast.


    Soon it'll be her first hit-and-run and subsequent acquittal! Isn't that precious.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Congratulations... A 2-page thread on Jalopnik about Miley Cyrus... Sweet jebus.


    Can we start talking about the LeMons' Metrobusa instead or something?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @VonPinto: We're playing "ID The Generic Luxury Sport-Ute". It's a time honoured Jalopnik tradition, don't knock it.
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Who cares! She's not even good looking! Now if she was a hottie maybe we'd care more (cause car news is much more exciting when a hottie has something to do with it). She looks like trailer trash with properly placed make-up, low hair product content, at that just before the meth abuse stage.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @WillTheThrill3: She's 16. I'd say she's very hot for 16, I remember what most of the girls in my class looked like way back then, and they didn't look that good.


    I think she's going to be a stunner in 4 or 5 years when she's not a friggin' kid anymore.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Found it. Spoke too soon because I hadn't seen the newest Lexus LX470!


    LX 470 it is, without a doubt. Everything lines up:


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    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: btw, good job, AdamBLang!
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    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Winner winner, chicken dinner. Assist goes to Adam Blang.
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    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: I think that's the LX 570
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    12/29/08

    @Sloop_John_B @leavethegun-takethecannoli: : Adam was on the right track before I was....I was searching for LX470 instead of LX570 (didn't know there was a 570!), which is why it seemed different.
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    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: You found the same photo as I, no fair posting on the second page where nobody reads it!


    Did you have the same google-choke as me? Were you getting some big square box thing when you searched for a Lexus LX-series image?

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    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: Second page? I posted mine before yours! :D


    Of course, I use "classic view"--none of this threaded crap for me. Everything shows up in the order it's posted.


    Yes, I was getting mostly the Lexus Land Cruiser in my image search. I had no idea this Lexus Badgineering monstrosity was still around.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    $10 says she's involved in at least a fender bender before she gets her license. Not Britney-attacking-with-an-umbrella, but some kind of unintentional love tap.
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    That show is sooo disappointing... I saw the name and was like "holy shit, disney's doing a show about Tony Montana's unknown daughter... that's awesome" Going to class all gacked out on her dad's product, mowing down all the high school rivals with a M16... that would have been a great show.


    Instead I guess it's another one of those insipid kid's sitcoms that have replaced all of the good, violent, cartoons of my youth... I'm not really sure, I passed out after about 10 seconds.

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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    I'm also thinking Lexus, but probably GX470 (definitely not LX with that hood/A-pillar meeting point)


    Best pic I could find--just add chrome door handle covers at the dealership:


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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    What on earth has she done to suggest she is going to follow in the footsteps of cracked out stars. Not that I follow it closely, but I have never seen any negative news on her at all. The only thing she did was create a traffic nightmare in my town.
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    12/29/08

    @jbownsabmw but still wants GM to survive: Well she has had some umm very "revealing" pics that she sent to one of the Jonas Brothers(google them) and she is currently dating a 20 year old.
    Man, I hate my generation of "Celebrities"
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    12/29/08

    @The-Simpsons-Rule!!: She sounds like an ordinary teenager to me...
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    12/29/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Damn it, I hit Backspace by mistake and didn't re-add the </a>..
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/29/08

    @The-Simpsons-Rule!!: "celebrities" indeed.


    Back in the day you had to DO something to be famous and usually have some talent.


    Nope, not anymore. Miley Cyrus has NO singing talent, nor do the Jonas Brothers.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    @Plecostomus - Now with 20% more Algae!: Who needs talent in the age of electronics? As long as your parents have enough money and connections, you can be anything you want to be, including things you have no talent for.
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    Who is Miley Cyrus? And why should I care?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    12/29/08

    @TR3-A: I take it neither of you guys have a sister/daughter between the ages of eight and eleven, then.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @TR3-A: The only reason you should care is that in 3 years she's going to be posing nude, and it's going to be huge.
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    AdamBLang got it right, it's a Lexus LX570. The door handles are spot-on and it's the only modern large SUV with door mirrors that hinge on the bottom like that. Plus, chrome.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
    And I'm about 95% sure that's the door handle off a Cayenne... but IDing a car off a door handle is tough even for my Ninja ID skills.
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    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: I can't believe I just google-searched for Miley Cyrus, but what can you do?


    Ahem:


    And wouldn't you know, the little princess didn't get the whip she was hoping for.


    "I took my mom's old car. I didn't get the one I wanted, but I got the old car, which wasn't so bad because it was Porsche…. it was a pretty good hand me down."


    Ninja ID skills FTW!


    Too bad I spent so long trying to get the photos bigger that about a dozen people beat me to it.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: However, the car above is most definitely not a Cayenne. Look again at the A-pillar where it meets the hood. The black car above has a slight bit of sail panel that is NOT attached to the door itself, which is very rare. The Porsche's is completely part of the door:


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    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: I finally see the piece you're looking at... but see that diagonal cut line across the a-pillar, just forward of the mirror? The Cayenne is the only car I know of, or can find, with that line... and I can't find any close up that zooms in tight enough to see if that piece you are referring to is attached to the door or not. In a shot that far zoomed out, I can't tell.
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    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: AdamBLang gets the win! The only other sport ute that gets the same cutline as the Cayenne is the Lexus LX470, and I blame Google for showing me pictures of some big square thing whenever I searched for an image of it. Ash, your ninja skills are better than mine, because in a close up, that little trim piece is the only difference.


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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: I knew that but I didn't want to admit that I knew it because I had read it on TMZ or somewhere.


    Dang, I shouldn't have said that.

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