Watch Crash Test Dummies Get Absolutely Rocked In European MicrocarsMichael Ballaban4/20/16 5:00pm1956EditPromoteGo to permalink European microcars: they’re like cars! Sort of! Well, technically they’re “quadricycles,” and not cars at all. And because they’re extra small and extra cheap, they don’t have to adhere to normal car safety standards. That doesn’t mean regulators can’t have a hell of a time completely destroying them, however.