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Michigan State Police Line Advertises Sex Line, 1-800-HOT-COPS?

Residents of Bridgeport, Michigan, recently got an unusual response when they called the local state police post. Instead of getting an answer from a dispatcher, callers heard a recorded message prompting residents to "Indulge yourself with the most exciting conversation imaginable," followed by the number for a phone sex line. Unless you're suffering from priapism, a phone sex line isn't exactly what you want to hear in an emergency. The phones have been fixed, but the state police have had to admit that the illicit prompt wasn't the fault of the phone company. More »

This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee All The Way Down I-75
OK, so this little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none...
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