The Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon does some mean burnouts. But what about Bibendum-circling donuts? Not a problem either.

We can't tell you how the Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon drives until Monday morning at 12:01 am. But, we can show you what it looks like when you murder the Michelin Man's children as he sadistically dances on.

Le Mans, June 2010. What, exactly, is going on here? What happened next? Do we even want to know? And why does the smile on his face look so... dirty? Photo Credit: Bill Caswell/Chaos Motorsport.

I am the latest change for Le Jalopnik. Je m'appelle Bibendum — the new guest blogger for Le Detroit Motor Show. I hail from France with many years — 115 — of experience in automotive and bicycle industries.