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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    11/05/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Schumacher looks like Parker Lewis in that photo.

    /and now you'll have that theme song stuck in your head all morning #ferrari
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    It's inevitable, so I'll just come out and say it. "crack"pipe. #ferrari
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    Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Presenter in middle: "And here, on my left, we have an example of how not to dress.- regardless of how much money you have."

    Presenter: "Moving along, next up for auction is Taste & Sophistication...do we have any bidders?" #ferrari
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/04/09

    In reply to Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again
    I prefer my racing to be free range. Enjoy your stadiums. #raceofchampions
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Too bad it wasn't a Lamborghini. Then it could be a bull in a China shop.

    www.instantrimshot.com #ferrari
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/04/09

    In reply to Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
    Oh- so it's a profit scheme.

    Now I get it.

    Well boy- that sure does take the pressure off. #ferrari
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/04/09

    In reply to Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again
    Am I being excessively grumpy if I think this is one of the most boring forms of racing imaginable? #raceofchampions
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    snapoversteer 'bout to get told was starred snapoversteer 'bout to get told was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/04/09

    In reply to Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again
    Aber natürlich! #raceofchampions
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/04/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: I'll see you Donald Duck movie and raise you an American Animaniacs episode with a German song translated into Deutsch! #raceofchampions
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/04/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): I see your Animaniacs and raise you a Rammstein. #raceofchampions
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/04/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: I call... (I went looking for something in the Motorhead genre, but this will have to do.) #raceofchampions
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    Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia

    Does he have any brothers?
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    Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home promoted this comment golferal - Now with no Segway! was starred golferal - Now with no Segway! was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    09/02/09


    @golferal - Now with more Segway!: More importantly, does he know these guys?
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    Image of Electro_Boogie Electro_Boogie
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    "The new braking system is something I have never experienced before"

    Uh...really??
     Reply
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    Image of C4_4life C4_4life
    09/02/09

    @Electro_Boogie:

    ... in a road car.

    Plus, there's more to braking than just the braking distance.

    Pedal feel
    ABS interference
    Ability to posintion the car precisely under hard braking
    ...

    Should I continue or will you stand behind your bash?
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    32ndnote promoted this comment C4_4life was starred C4_4life was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    In other news, the Dacia Sandero now comes standard with a three speed windscreen wiper.
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    dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity was starred dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    I see that Simon Cowell has been advising Schumi on his wardrobe choices.
     Reply
    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    Too much cleavage for my taste. At least he's clean-shaven though.
     Reply
    weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    I guess he's supposed to be eye candy for the ladies and racing hero for the guys. I'll take the Ferrari. He's not particularly good looking, especially in his little boy's shirt.
     Reply
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    Image of Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder
    09/02/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
    That's not Schumi, that's Dolph Lundgren. Play your mind games elsewhere, Ray!
     Reply
    mr_dude promoted this comment Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was starred Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was unstarred
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