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Barrichello To Rosberg: "Get Out Of There!"

Rubens Barrichello knows about racing with Michael Schumacher and had this to say when asked for some advice for Schumi's new "co-driver" Nico Rosberg: "Yeah. Get out of there!" It's the sound of the world's smallest second fiddle. [@Foreversideways]

02/02/10

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By Matt Hardigree

#adwatch

Saucy Schumi Drives SLS AMG Upside Down In New Ad

The ad campaign for the gullwing door-equipped Mercedes SLS AMG fulfills two fantasies every real car guy has: driving upside down on the roof of a tunnel and getting Michael Schumacher to wink at you. Swoon. More »

01/28/10

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By Wes Siler

#racingnews

Click here to read Schumi's New Ride: 2010 Mercedes F1 <s>Car</s> <i>Livery</i> Unveiled

Schumi's New Ride: 2010 Mercedes F1 Car Livery Unveiled

Here's the paint job for the Mercedes-Petronas RB1 Formula 1 car Michael Schumacher will pilot either to a George Foreman-like comeback or Brett Favre-like disappointment. Oh, and Nico Rosberg will race one, too. (Photo: PATRICK HERTZOG/AFP/Getty Images) More »

01/25/10

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By Matt Hardigree

#formulaone

Häkkinen vs. Schumacher: The Greatest Overtaking In Formula One

Much is written about the dwindling of overtaking in modern Formula One. Don’t tell Mika Häkkinen, who in 2000, performed the greatest modern undertaking move on a momentarily hapless Michael Schumacher. More »

01/15/10

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By Peter Orosz

#separatedatbirth

Separated at Birth: Pagani Zonda Vs. Mercedes-Benz C11

Michael Schumacher’s 250 MPH Le Mans race car may be turning 20 this year, but you can still see it on well-endowed public roads. Only now it’s a street car. More »

01/04/10

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By Peter Orosz

#racecars

Mercedes C11: To Come Full Circle in Silver Arrows

When Michael Schumacher sits his 41-year-old self down in a Mercedes next year, it will not be for the first time. Twenty years before, he raced a 730 HP Mercedes prototype faster than any Formula One car ever made. More »

12/31/09

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By Peter Orosz

#formula1

Ralf Schumacher Ponders Return To F1, World Doesn't Give A Shit

Michael Schumacher's younger brother is reportedly contemplating a return to the world's most popular sport. Makes sense to us. No, wait, it doesn't. Ralf, you suck. Stay home. [Racer, Image Credit: Sniff Petrol]

12/29/09

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By Sam Smith

#formulaone

Does Schumacher Still Have the Right Stuff?

Ever since his retirement, Formula One’s most successful driver has been itching to return. Back for 2010, driving Ross Brawn’s world champion Mercedes, only one question remains: can a 41-year-old man kick ass in modern F1? More »

12/23/09

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By Peter Orosz

#formulaone

Master Race: Michael Schumacher Signs With Mercedes, Returns To F1

Michael Schumacher has signed a three-year Formula One contract with Mercedes that begins next season. The deal sees Schumi reunited with Ross Brawn and gives Mercedes an all humorless German lineup. [Speed]

12/23/09

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By Wes Siler

#formulaone

Michael Schumacher: Manliest Of Men

Michael Schumacher showed the rest of the driving world who's boss this weekend, winning the International Challenge of the Stars kart race for the second time then fueling rumors of his return to F1. More »

11/30/09

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By Wes Siler

#formulaone

Report: Michael Schumacher Talking To Mercedes About F1 Comeback

Cold hearted killer and David Hasselhoff enthusiast Michael Schumacher is reportedly in talks with Mercedes about coming back to F1. Guess all that talk of replacing Felipe Massa made him pine for his glory days. [PlanetF1]

11/20/09

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By Wes Siler

#auctions

Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million

Here's the plan: paint Song Dynasty Ge Kiln pottery patterns on a Ferrari 599, call it the "China" then auction it off for a cool $1.8 million at a Beijing gala event of Ferrari owners swooning over Michael Schumacher. More »

11/04/09

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By Ben Wojdyla

#racingnews

Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again

Michael Schumacher and his buddy Sebastian Vettel picked up another Race of Champions Nations Cup victory for Team Germany after besting China, Finland and England. The Americans nearly won, but Vettel put the hurt on both Foust and Pastrana. [RallyBuzz]

11/04/09

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By Matt Hardigree

#newcars

VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia

Listen to Michael Schumacher talk about "performance" of the Ferrari 458 Italia from this video on the Italian stallion-adorned brand's YouTube page. It leaves us with only one question — is Schumi living in Jersey these days? More »

09/02/09

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By Ray Wert

#topgear

The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits

Though we've already told you The Stig 's Michael Schumacher, it appears Brits still consider Stiggie's identity to be the biggest mystery of the century. Ahead of who killed JFK and the Loch Ness Monster. Silly Brits. [Daily Star]

08/17/09

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By Matt Hardigree

#carstars

Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses

Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More »

08/11/09

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By Matt Hardigree

#formulaone

Schumacher Cancels F1 Comeback

Don't call it a comeback, because Schumi ain't coming back. Michael Schumacher's called off an eagerly-anticipated Formula One comeback with Ferrari because he hasn't recovered from a neck injury sustained in a motorcycling accident earlier this year. Sorry Felipe! More »

08/11/09

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By Ray Wert

#formulaone

First Footage of Michael Schumacher Back in an F1 Car

Watch the recently returned winner of 91 races practice at Mugello in Kimi Raikkönen’s 2007 championship-winning car. More »

08/01/09

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By Peter Orosz

#topgear

The Stig Ute-lizes Top Gear Test Track

Who better to hoon the properly batshit Australian Holden HSV Ute than The Stig? Of course, now he's got a new ride. [TopGear.com]

07/31/09

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By Matt Hardigree

#formulaone

Senna, Fangio and Brabham: Three Drivers, Eleven World Titles

This photograph was taken at the 1990 Australian Grand Prix, which was the 500th Formula One race held. Ayrton Senna is all grins after taking the world title at the previous race at Suzuka. More »

07/31/09

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By Peter Orosz

#formulaone

When Schumacher Attacks!

Statistically, Michael Schumacher is the greatest F1 driver ever. But with machine-like ability comes cold, sometimes violent, calculation. With Schumacher returning to F1, other drivers need to be afraid. Very afraid. More »

07/29/09

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By Wes Siler

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