This Is Exactly Why People Think Michael Phelps Is A Schmuck

Michael Phelps, the multi-gold-medal-winning Olympian, is really pushing his luck. It now appears he'll pose in front of any car that's either black or blinged-out. Preferably both. » 10/19/09 7:30am 10/19/09 7:30am

Michael Phelps Has Another Black Car, Stupid Hat

Joining his custom black Mercedes SL63 is Michael Phelps' custom BMW 7-Series. We guess he needs the extra space for when he goes shopping for stupid hats and "hard" poses with his hangers-on. » 10/16/09 1:30pm 10/16/09 1:30pm

David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo

It turns out Michael Phelps was actually copying David Beckham's back-in-black madness, who also went with the "classy" inclusion of his number on the headrests. But wait, now he's wrapped the 911 in matte black. Below, the full dull blackness. » 10/09/09 10:00am 10/09/09 10:00am

Michael Phelps' Soon-To-Be-Stolen Custom Mercedes

Full-time swimmer and occasional drug user Michael Phelps will now look like a drug dealer driving around Baltimore in his murdered-out Mercedes SL63 AMG. The contrast between the black Mercedes and gold medals is nice. The hat? Not so much. » 10/08/09 1:00pm 10/08/09 1:00pm

Mazda China Cool With Pot, Continues Michael Phelps Sponsorship

Mazda China won't be jumping on the bash Michael Phelps bandwagon, choosing to retain Phelps even after the bong photos as long as he focuses on the zoom zoom and not the puff puff. » 2/10/09 3:30pm 2/10/09 3:30pm

Mazda China, Michael Phelps Ink Multi-Million Dollar Sponsorship Deal

Mazda is giving Olympic Gold Medal swimmer Michael Phelps the biggest sponsorship deal in Chinese history for the new Mazda6. But neither Mazda nor Phelps is Chinese. What gives? » 1/05/09 12:30pm 1/05/09 12:30pm