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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Dear God, No. How does this guy get money to make these? Michael Bay must die.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    10/02/09

    @philibuster: Well, all these people saw it despite how terrible it was. It seems to be working ok so far.
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    Image of cgates1 cgates1
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    I like the watercooled Lewis guns from The Great War. Although I'm not sure how effective a .30 caliber machine gun would be against anything other than unarmored people, though. And I'm guessing that changing those ammo drums with those fingers is a b****.
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    TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah promoted this comment cgates1 was starred cgates1 was unstarred
    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    All the doomsday fans (the 2012 is kickin in, yo!) will use this as further proof the world is ending. And I agree with them.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Ya know, I actually liked the second transformers movie. It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was about exactly what I expected.

    For those who didn't like it, what were you expecting? It's a movie that will be popular with children about giant robots staring people who can't act and directed by someone famous for explosions and slow motion.

    True, the end fight was pathetic and that transformer chick was just disturbing, but there were some great camera angles.
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    pauljones promoted this comment Joe Valasek was starred Joe Valasek was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @Joe Valasek: Well said.

    I went in there expecting big fighting robots, explosions, and Megan Fox.

    I got what I went for, and came out reasonably satisfied.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: I was just happy with GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: I was happy with the Megan Fox strip tease in the beginning.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Looks like you could incapacitate it with a bat. Looks coo, but is lame for a fighting robot.

    "YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY CYBERTRON!"
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    Image of ImpeachHim ImpeachHim
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    I love it.
    Steam punk Autobot.
     Reply
    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment ImpeachHim was starred ImpeachHim was unstarred
    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Cool, the Model T has Vickers guns!
     Reply
    Number_Six promoted this comment Quattro-luvr was starred Quattro-luvr was unstarred
    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Friggin hell! They need to make a Transformers movie set in the 1920s!
     Reply
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    I enjoyed the first. A lot. Transformers 2 was the most joyless, soul-crushingly, mind-numbingly awful experience. I was actually mad when I left the theater. It was worse than the Waterboy.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Hopefully, it won't be as [pejorative] as the second installment. We know that there will be some [expletive] sweet explosions, but hopefully they won't be used as a [expletive] crutch for the lack of a decent [expletive] script.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    On the bright side, if Megan Fox continues the trend of being more and more scantily clad in each movie that she is in, she should be running around in lace lingerie in the third movie.

    I would definitely pay to see that.
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    Edited by pauljones at 10/02/09 11:27 AM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: By that logic, I am waiting for Transformers 4!
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    10/02/09

    @ArtForge: Transformers 8: DP
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    Image of chucky2jimmy chucky2jimmy
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: I'll save my $7.50 and get Mega-Foxness this way

    [jalopnik.com]
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    pauljones promoted this comment chucky2jimmy was starred chucky2jimmy was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @ArtForge: You and me both.

    @Andrew Didorosi: Somehow, deep down, I knew that was coming.

    @chucky2jimmy: Pictures are nice, but I prefer live action and motion.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Oh, jeez...like I said earlier, this is going to be quite a day. "I prefer live action and motion." It's going to be a long day for you.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: It's just more fun because you can switch back and forth between slow-motion and fast-forward at will.
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    Edited by pauljones at 10/02/09 12:06 PM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: It's always fun no matter what speed. Speed is not important.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: I dunno, variety is the spice of life.

    Sometimes it's nice to go slow and revel in the details, and sometimes it's nice to speed it up. It really all depends on the time constraints you have to work with.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Yeah, but if you go too slow, it could mess things up. And if you go too fast, you could break something.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: As long as it's in HD, it's all good.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    10/02/09

    @pauljones & skaycog: That's not exactly a shame fest. At least not for you two.
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    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Wow, Mr.pauljones, we agree on all accounts.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @Syrax, the hyrax: We know what a real shamefest is, don't we, Mr.Syrax?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @Syrax, the hyrax: Any ideas for improvement?
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: I'd do better, but every time I try, I just wind up pretending about Megan Fox.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: You're still wanting me to post that nude photo of Megan, aren't you? Well, I ain't gonna do it. What's the policy here about photos with bare breasts?
     Reply
    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: You can't blame a guy trying, right?
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: No. That's what men do best....try. Or is it that men are trying? I get mixed up.
     Reply
    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: Whichever it is, as long we're the best.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: I was about to answer, but gave a second (and this post is the third) thought. Go on...
     Reply
    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @Syrax, the hyrax: Come on...tell us.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Yep, men are the best. Well, some of you are. I do know a few worst.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: So what am I the best at?
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: From my own personal experience? Well....wait....is anybody else reading this?
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: Nah, it's safe. Everyone else on this site is actually just a figment of my over active imagination.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Several things. Y'r gy wh knws lts bt tmbls, is fn, nd 'm prd to cll my frnd.
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    Edited by skaycog at 10/02/09 4:59 PM skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: I'm sorry, the universal translator has been confiscated.

    It'll take me a few hours (and likely a few beers) to translate that one.

    This is what I have so far:

    You're a guy who knows.....and I'm proud to call my friend.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: "You're a guy who knows lots about automobiles, is fun, and I'm proud to call my friend."
    You did pretty filling in the vowels.
    This all started with your Megan Fox in lace lingerie.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @skaycog: Megan Fox in lace lingerie? Where!
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/02/09

    @pauljones:
    Here!
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    10/03/09

    @skaycog: Look, she is hiding her mutant thumbs
     Reply
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    Image of Fat Tire Fat Tire
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    Do you have to start it with a hand crank?
     Reply
    Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness promoted this comment Fat Tire was starred Fat Tire was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    10/02/09

    @Fat Tire:
    Don't wanna know where the crank is.....
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    Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was starred Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/02/09

    @Fat Tire: Only if you're Megan Fox
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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @Ash78 is going POLAR...: Well, now that my imagination is cranked up, there goes my productivity for the day.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    *yawn*
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    Image of GeeHalen GeeHalen
    10/02/09

    In reply to Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
    So which character will be a Chevy Volt painted in star-spangled banner?
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    Image of I *heart* Stiggie I *heart* Stiggie
    10/02/09

    @GeeHalen: They'll name him Key.

    While that was kinda lame, I give myself props for the double meaning.
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    pauljones promoted this comment I *heart* Stiggie was starred I *heart* Stiggie was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @I *heart* Stiggie: It took me two seconds to get that one. Nice play.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Neener Neener
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: I still don't get it....must be Friday.
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    pauljones promoted this comment Neener was starred Neener was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/02/09

    @Neener: Francis Scott Key came up with the words for the US National Anthem after witnessing the British Bombardment of Fort McHenry aboard a British ship in the War of 1812.

    The British were unable to overwhelm the Fort, and this was at the time credited to the strength, skill, resiliency, and iron will of the American soldiers manning the fort, which were seen as having saved the day.

    In retrospect, it wasn't the noble American characteristics listed above that saved the day, but rather the lousy aiming and poor gunnery skills demonstrated by the British, the extent of which was unheard of in the Royal Navy in that day and age.

    In summary, Fort McHenry was labeled as a saviour of the United States, just as the Volt is labeled a saviour of the new GM. In the end, it was luck that saved the United States, just as it will be luck that ultimately saves the new GM.

    Now get off my lawn.
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    Edited by pauljones at 10/02/09 1:36 PM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Neener Neener
    10/02/09

    @pauljones: Wow...it's like we have our own little Wikipedia here in Jalop land.

    History and I do not mix well...I can't remember what I ate last week.
     Reply
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    Image of I *heart* Stiggie I *heart* Stiggie
    10/03/09

    @pauljones: Thank you, thank you very much.

    /curtsy
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Perv? No. Legend? I'd have to see the vid before deciding...
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
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