Your Ridiculously Awesome Lamborghini Aventador Wallpaper Is Here

What good is the internet if we don't use it to drool over things we can never have? Today's Weekend Wallpaper is the Lamborghini Aventador, which can be yours for a mere $397, 500. Made of carbon fiber with aluminum front and rear frames, this model is about 100 pounds lighter than its predecessor and is reported to… » 3/07/15 4:24pm 3/07/15 4:24pm

Grand Am Grand Prix Of Miami: Über Gallery

America's sports car racing series that isn't ALMS visited the Homestead Speedway in Miami over the weekend, only to get rained out with an hour left in the race. Our friends at MotorSportMedia bring us the hot, wet action in still shots and video. » 5/01/12 5:15pm 5/01/12 5:15pm

News Helicopter Catches Ferris Bueller-Wannabes Abusing Valet-Parked…

Once again proving that Florida is a terrible place to own a car, a local news crew busted a local parking lot owner who took a customer's Corvette and treated it like his own plaything for a couple of days. They even used a helicopter to track the guy because no real news happens in Orlando, apparently. » 5/01/12 4:00pm 5/01/12 4:00pm

Miami Wasted $4 Million On Hundreds Of Cars That Sat In A Parking…

For six years, about 300 hybrid vehicles slated for Miami-Dade municipal service sat unused in a Miami parking garage. The $4 million fleet of low-emission cars, trucks and vans produced absolutely no emissions as they sat unused, although more than 125 cars have entered service since South Florida's el Nuevo Herald » 4/23/12 3:00pm 4/23/12 3:00pm

Valet Crashes Maserati Under Jeep And Into $200,000 Porsche [VIDEO]

We just received this photo of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, apparently driven by a valet, that managed to vault itself over a Mini and into a Maserati GranTurismo and a vintage Porsche 356 just minutes ago. No one was hurt, but there could be damage to $400,000 worth of cars depending on the specifics of the Porsche. » 4/14/12 12:59am 4/14/12 12:59am

Distracted Miami police officer drives cop car up a pole

A police officer in Miami somehow avoided injury this morning after a momentary distraction led him to drive up a utility pole, trapping him in his patrol car. Oh to be the firefighter responding to that scene. » 12/13/11 1:30pm 12/13/11 1:30pm

1983 Nissan Maxima a rolling tribute to WTF

Paul Bennett's job as a mechanic at Miami International Airport clearly isn't enough to satisfy his tinkering instinct. Using a 1983 Nissan Maxima as a basis (canvas? unwitting volunteer?) he's created this rolling tribute to wrenching and insanity. » 11/09/11 12:30pm 11/09/11 12:30pm

Cops in Florida ready to fight each other over traffic stop

A war is brewing in South Florida, but don't look to the police to protect you. They're the ones who are fighting. Members of the Miami-Dade Police Department aren't taking kindly to having one of their own arrested at gunpoint by a State Trooper and now the threats and insults are flying. » 11/03/11 4:30pm 11/03/11 4:30pm

Watch a Florida State Trooper pull over a Miami PD police car

Miami-Dade police officer Fausto López was arrested and charged with reckless driving after leading Florida Highway Patrol on a seven-minute chase at up to two miles a minute while commuting to an off-duty job... in his police car. » 10/31/11 10:00am 10/31/11 10:00am

Have A Wedding In This Gorgeous Parking Garage

The New York Times also discovered the incredible $65 million wall-free Miami parking garage we showed you last summer. Although it's not the most gorgeous garage of all time — like this one — it's still being used for weddings. » 1/24/11 9:00am 1/24/11 9:00am

Exploding Bullets Cause Bomb Scare At Miami Airport

A man has been arrested at Miami's airport after FBI and TSA officials said his luggage contained volatile gun parts, which caused his bag to explode Tuesday just before it was about to be loaded on a plane. Maybe he was just trying to pull a Speedy Gonzalez, and give the plane rocket boosters. Yeah, probably not.… » 12/28/10 5:20pm 12/28/10 5:20pm

24 Hours Of LeMons "Compromises" On Cuban-Themed Race

The LeMons race that threw a few rods has humorously been renamed: "The Painfully Bland Bowl Of Thin Lukewarm Oatmeal That Can Not Possibly Offend Anyone, No Matter How Much They Enjoy Being Offended, 24-Hour Season Ender." [LeMons] » 10/04/10 8:30am 10/04/10 8:30am

Miami's Incredible $65 Million, Wall-Free Parking Garage

Miami's amazing $65 million parking garage at 1111 Lincoln Road appears almost entirely free of walls. This despite holding 300 cars, numerous high-end shops, one really expensive home, and floors of akimbo supporting piers. » 7/23/10 9:00am 7/23/10 9:00am

Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street

A six-foot-long Nurse Shark was found in the middle of a Miami street on Tuesday after two men unsuccessfully tried to sell it to local fish markets. You read correctly. A shark. In the street. » 7/24/09 10:30am 7/24/09 10:30am

The 20 Most Traffic-Congested Cities In America

From New York to San Bernardino, drivers in America's cities live in their cars. Below we use Google Earth to take an in-depth look at the intersections of the nation's 20 most traffic-congested cities. » 3/05/09 12:00pm 3/05/09 12:00pm

Motoring, What's Your Price for Fleeting Fame? Interactive Mini…

When we were in San Francisco over the New Year, we noticed a Mini billboard on 80 eastbound just before the bridge with a digital readout that displayed various slogans. It turns out that the Anglo-Bavarian small-car brand has bigger plans afoot for said signs, which are currently up in Chicago, New York, Miami and… » 1/10/07 9:30pm 1/10/07 9:30pm

Jalopnik Interview: Road Rage

Farago spoke with Todd Smith of Affinion Group about the results of the Driver's Seat Road Rage Survey, which found Miami is home to the country's least courteous motorists. Wait, New York is only third?. That's bull***, you @#%&^&%! » 5/18/06 4:14pm 5/18/06 4:14pm

Taking the Dorks to Get Laid: Will an Exotic Car Close the Deal

The guys at MPH, always looking out for those whose prospects with the ladies are far from assured, pose the question in this month's issue (and on the Web): Can A Car Get A Dork Laid? Our own extensive research in this department, which involved driving around Yonkers in a 1973 Buick Century sedan for most of the… » 2/13/06 3:25pm 2/13/06 3:25pm