Commenter of the Day: False Identity Edition

With Matt DeBord out today doing secret stuff ( driving the new Pontiac G8 GT), I've been asked to step into the breech and award today's commenter prize. So let's begin, shall we? By no means do we try to emulate our Gawker Media brethren over at Wonkette, but sometimes we have to get involved in politics, especially… » 2/28/08 5:20pm 2/28/08 5:20pm