ALMS Reportedly Merging With Grand Am To Create One Crazy Fucking Awesome Racing Series

We enjoy the sports car racing and famous battles in Grand Am but tend to prefer the field and races of the American Le Mans Series and never watch enough of either because of unfortunate scheduling, thus it is with pure joy and an extreme erection that we greet the exclusive news from SPEED that the two are merging »9/01/12 1:30pm9/01/12 1:30pm

Sirius, XM Merger: Nearly a Year Later and Still Nothing

Seriously, has it been that long? All I want is for the two to finally kiss, make up, merge and make everyone happy, especially the million upon millions of users of satellite radio in the home or on the road. Last night, something went down that caused Matt Drudge, of the infamous Drudge Report, to sound the sirens… »1/28/08 4:00pm1/28/08 4:00pm

SAIC Motors and Nanjing Automobile Group Merge, We Look Forward to Dr. Maoyuan Commercials

Shanghai Automotive (SAIC) has devoured the smaller Nanjing Automobile to make an even larger state-owned automotive company. In the deal, SAIC gets increased capacity in order to compete with foreign car companies and Nanjing will get approximately 320 million shares of SAIC. Though we've had a bit of bad luck with… »12/26/07 2:30pm12/26/07 2:30pm

Manufacturers Give Thumbs Up to Sirius, XM Merger Everyone Forgot About

It's been 10 months, so what the hell is going on with that Sirius and XM satellite radio merger? Eh, it's a bunch of bureaucratic BS, but the Department of Justice should be giving approval by the end of the year with the final ballbuster, the FCC, hopefully giving the go ahead in February. Apparently investors people »12/18/07 4:00pm12/18/07 4:00pm

"That's Not A Vol-vo," AB Volvo Offers $1 Billion For Nissan Diesel

Too busy to bid on Chrysler, AB Volvo (the Volvo company that makes trucks) offered to purchase Japan-based Nissan Diesel for $1.1 billion, or 5.5 billion ramen noodle packs at the current rate of exchange. Volvo already has a 19% stake in the company and hopes to close the deal soon to prepare for new Japanese… »2/20/07 4:30pm2/20/07 4:30pm