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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/20/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Grand Marquis de Sade would have been better.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    In case anyone craves further punnage, here's the lot.

    [renaissanceroad.com]
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Is this too obvious?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Douchebag
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    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of AlienProbe AlienProbe
    11/19/09

    @Alfisted: Y'know... ladies have told me that douche actually is sold in a bottle. So if you take a douchebottle and fill it with urine... slap a Beemer logo on it and it will be a bit more correct. Oh, and slap an Ass-Hat onto it as a bottle cap and perfection is achieved.
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    Novaload promoted this comment AlienProbe was starred AlienProbe was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Tha Accord looks like it's about to mow down Arafat and Rabin, which come to think of it, wouldn't have made Oslo any less effective.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    When Hell freezes over
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    The duel that never happened.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    1. Houston, this is Chapter 11.
    2. The Golden Age of American Shipbuilding.
    3. Enjoy your false sense of security.
    4. I can see a rush-job from my house!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/19/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: Dun-Dun, ba-dum-cheee!

    Oh, yeah...!
     Reply
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Matthew is Jalop's leading auto pundit.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Shouldn't there be one of these next to the rogue?
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: That would actually make her look mildy hot.
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: A Grabber? That's sexist.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    11/19/09

    @FormerlyPreferredCustomer:
    Grabber, I didn't touch her.
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    skitter promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: That's immediately where my mind jumped. Seems like the obvious choice.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/20/09

    @smalleyxb122: One's not enough. You've got to have a team of Mavericky mavericks.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    4 should be a Challenger in Plum Crazy.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    11/19/09

    @Elhigh: Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Thank you for omitting the Chrysler 300.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    11/19/09

    @mr_dude:
    I really, really wish I had photoshop.

    "Tonite, we shall drive in comfort!"
     Reply
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/19/09

    @Joe Valasek: THIS... ISSSS.... CHRYSLERRRRRRRRRR!
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    The last one would have worked better for me had it involved a certain Mercury sports coupe.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/19/09

    @Alfisted: I do not want to see her in Capris.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    AMC Eagle, Mercury Marquis, Honda Accord, and pig with lipstick.

    What do I win?
     Reply
    Edited by pauljones at 11/19/09 3:59 PM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/19/09

    @pauljones: Hi-yo!
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/19/09

    @pauljones: Yesterday a very conservative friend of mine was telling me how he was going to order Palin's book. I asked if he was buying it because he likes her? He said yes and that he thinks she should become President.

    At this point I just had to ask him what he thought were her qualifications. The first words out of his mouth - She's a beautiful woman. And I think she deserves to be President.

    Finding that hard to believe, I then brought up the Newsweek cover photo of her in running shorts and how that's becoming such a Big Deal. He said he thinks Newsweek is a news magazine and doesn't belong running covers like that. I said, "But, you just listed her number 1 qualification as being beautiful. She has marketed herself as such. Newsweek is just reporting that news."

    He remained unconvinced, as often are those political specimens at either end of the spectrum. This story brought to you by Nissan, proud makers of the Rogue.
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    pauljones promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/19/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): That's the third time in as many days that I have heard someone refer to Sarah Palin as being "beautiful".

    Did the definition of "beautiful" change sometime last week, or is Hillary Clinton the last living woman with which Palin can compare herself with?
     Reply
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/19/09

    @pauljones: I think it's all relative. With regards to electable women politicians, she's a goddamn Angelina Jolie. Compared to the average shopping mall, she doesn't even rank on my MILF-ar. (You know... like 'gay-dar', only straight-er.)

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/20/09

    @pauljones: Apparently that pig with lipstick has a lot of crossover appeal.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    I know the last one! It's "I really like rouge"

    /dyslexic
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
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