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    Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    I thought it was an Olson. Olsen. You know, the little creepy twins.
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    Edited by Novaload at 10/26/09 5:52 PM Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen

    Homer likes it. #celebritycars
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    So, if I hit her G-Wagen, will she thank me for it?

    Just kidding! I can never find the G-Wagen. #celebritycars
     Reply
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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    The Flagon with the G-Wagon holds the Duff that is true..

    The Goblet with the harlot sends you weeping anew.
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    Novaload promoted this comment Edited by Maxx Craves: at 10/26/09 2:01 PM Maxx Craves: was starred Maxx Craves: was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    Nice elbow pads Hil. I can't tell if you are going for the football keeper look, or the Moussad Agent look. #celebritycars
     Reply
    Novaload promoted this comment VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder) theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder)
    10/26/09

    @VeeArrrSix: Moussad is HUGE this fall #celebritycars
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    Novaload promoted this comment theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder) was starred theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder) was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    Stuff By Duff!

    To Hell with the meter, I'd like to

    Stuff her Muff! #celebritycars
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    Gee...I wonder if she can afford it.

    OTOH, flat windshield glsss, FTW.

    If you're gonna have a high-end off-roader, at least this on can do just that, go off-road.

    In the bush, if you will...
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 10/26/09 12:52 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of zeet zeet
    10/26/09

    @send lawyers, guns, and money: She can afford it. I was once told by one of her tour staff that she gets 40% of the merchandise gross. Now, that didn't sound too huge until he pointed out that they sell $25 of merch per person. Her tour had as many trucks of merch as it did everything else: lights, sound, lasers, etc. Think about that: a 40,000 person stadium show and she nets $400,000. The tour was full of shows that size, and that's just the merch payout. She's doing fine. #celebritycars
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    send lawyers, guns, and money promoted this comment zeet was starred zeet was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/26/09

    @zeet: Yeah, the first part of my post was sarcasm.

    The economy is a closed-loop system. People seem to forget this, and seem to think money disappears from the planet.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 10/26/09 1:40 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of powermatic powermatic
    10/26/09

    @zeet: Mmmmm. Merch. #celebritycars
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment powermatic was starred powermatic was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/26/09

    @powermatic: Indeed. #celebritycars
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    Image of zeet zeet
    10/27/09

    @send lawyers, guns, and money: I figured it was sarcasm, but like to make sense of the scale of things anyway. The merch item that blew my mind: a $5 glow stick with her logo on it. #celebritycars
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    send lawyers, guns, and money promoted this comment zeet was starred zeet was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/27/09

    @zeet:

    Wow, $5 glow stick.

    Gotta love profit margins in the 1000%+ range.

    Lemmings...I love 'em. #celebritycars
     Reply
    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    Ooh! And Brad Pitt crashed his "chopper"!!!1!

    [www.dailymail.co.uk] #celebritycars
     Reply
    Novaload promoted this comment Rock517 was starred Rock517 was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    I got a parking ticket last week but did you guys post a topic about it? Nooooooooooo. #celebritycars
     Reply
    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    10/26/09

    @lilwillie: [jalopnik.com] Fixed.
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    lilwillie promoted this comment Edited by Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again at 10/26/09 12:56 PM Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/26/09

    @Peugeot--Has no star power:

    Awesome.

    Fresh 'curds squeak. #celebritycars
     Reply
    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    She would have fed the meter that day, but she was a little short. #celebritycars
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    FlakJack was starred FlakJack was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09


    @FlakJack: I'm not into making fun of Hilary Duff, but even I have to admit, that was hilarious. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen

    Fortunately, she has her own personal superhero who can take care of these little problems... #celebritycars
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    Hey, no making fun of Hilary Duff.

    She's not crazy, she's not a coke head, she doesn't drive a new car every week, she doesn't try to ride motorcycles that she has no clue about, she isn't one of the infamous Taco Bellas, she won't kiss Shia LeBeouf for any amount of money, she hasn't shaved her head, she isn't in multiple sex tapes, she doesn't have a reality TV show, she isn't the daughter of rich hotel tycoons, and she doesn't drive a pink Bentley Continental GTC.

    Plus, she's also quite pretty. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of wojo wojo
    10/26/09

    @pauljones: You forgot to add;

    "...Yet." #celebritycars
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    pauljones promoted this comment wojo was starred wojo was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    @pauljones: But it looks like she has a Big. Black. Box.

    Not. The. Geländewagen #celebritycars
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    @wojo-Psyience Detective: : Don't jinx it.

    She's pretty, wealthy, and sane. Don't destroy my pathetic idealism. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/26/09


    @pauljones: Don't say I never gave you anything. #celebritycars
     Reply
    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    @skaycog: So. Pretty.

    Nice dress, too. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of scott.camp scott.camp
    10/26/09

    @pauljones: Plus she's dating a Canadian NHL hockey player, not some douchebag.
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    pauljones promoted this comment scott.camp was starred scott.camp was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    @scott.camp: "...Canadian NHL hockey player, not some douchebag."

    Best use of irony. Ever. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/26/09

    @pauljones: When did you fall in love? #celebritycars
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: With Hilary Duff? Sometime last year. With Adriana Lima? When I hit puberty. With Megan Fox? In 2007. With Kelly Hu? After she joined Nash Bridges. With Lisa Kim Fleming? As soon as I ran into a table after seeing her at a HIN after party.

    And that's the story of my unattainable crushes. You should hear Dearthair's. It's far more expansive and impressive. #celebritycars
     Reply
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    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    That'll Duff right out. #celebritycars
     Reply
    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in promoted this comment Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    I would Tear. That. Up.

    Not. The. Ticket. #celebritycars
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/26/09

    @POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: Thank you for expressing my thoughts much more concisely. #celebritycars
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
    So her G-spot was off limits?

    (prays for Jezebel x-post) #celebritycars
     Reply
    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: I heard it got a ticket for being parked in a No Tapping Zone. #celebritycars
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
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