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    For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!

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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/24/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    Here's an excerpt from a statement from Team Diplomatic Immunity on the LeMons forums:

    "On a side note, I've seen some comments from a few folks thinking that Jay was being a jerk, or being greedy when he claimed the car. This was not the case at all - we made it clear to him early on that we were fine with a claim. For various reason it was already a forgone conclusion that this would be the ONLY race for this car and we did not want to tow the 5200lb beast back to San Diego. I was more than happy to receive $500 for the car and leave it at the track. We prefer to run our usual V12 Jaguar at Lemons anyway - compared to the S600 it is fast, nimble, light and reliable.

    The President of Paraguay informs me that he'll redistribute 10% of the claim money to his people and blow the rest in Vegas before he returns to his home country."
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    I understand the claim rule is there to discourage cheating, but if I put hundreds of hours into building my race car (I didn't), the claimant would be displeased to discover the inside of the car covered in a thin, milky layer of diahrrea beer schittz. Cuz I'm classy.
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    I'm all for the purchase. One niggling little question - since the $500 limit doesn't include safety equipment, does the team get to pull fire-extinguishers, roll cage, brake & wheel upgrades, etc?

    It'd be tough to loose that investment for 500 clams, even if the rest of the care was nothing but pure cheat.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/23/09

    @FЯeeMan: They got to remove all their safety gear. Not sure what will happen to the cage, but most likely they'll get that back later.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    It was only a matter of time before the claim rule was exercised. There have been several worthwhile vehicles over the years.

    Please tell me that Jay doesn't add insult to injury and insist on paying for the car in nickels.

    The claim rule is one reason that I have been hesitant to enter my Jaguar. While it legitimately cost me $500, I don't like the thought of selling it for $500.

    Although with its recent radiator repair, the tally has bumped it $150 past LeMons-ability, so the point is moot. (Not that I couldn't recoup that much by selling off some parts.)

    Instead, my $400 Fiero will have the honor of being my LeMons steed next April.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/23/09

    @smalleyxb122: You don't have to worry about Jay claiming a Jaguar. He'd sooner eat ground glass than allow a Jaguar to come into his possession.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    Nice price!
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    Image of LBJ's Love Child LBJ's Love Child
    11/23/09

    @Mobius: ...and it came WITH a Crack Pipe!
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    I hear it now... Jay was drivin' that Model A...

    It's got a Benzo motor and it's really souped up
    That Model-A body makes it look like a pup
    'Scot 12 cylinders and uses 'em all
    Got overdrive, just won't stall
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    Glad Jay finally flexed his muscles on this rule. A law that never gets enforced is a pointless (drug) law.

    Herm...a little irony there, perhaps?
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    That body would look sweet on a 1991 Ford Ranger frame and about six inches of lift.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/23/09

    In reply to For The First Time, Chief Perp Lamm Claims A LeMons Car For 500 Bucks!
    I for one welcome our new 48-valve street rod overlords.

    Pity the rest of the car will probably be turned to metallic mulch and sent to China.
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    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    11/23/09

    @Six Flags Over Tomsk: @Six Flags Over Tomsk: Why when theres a perfectly good 4 cylinder Volvo engine from the V8olvo just sitting there waiting for a new home.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/23/09

    @fodder650: That Geo Metro engine is probably also available. I'd like that, actually. Although it'd probably drink more gas than the V12...
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/23/09

    @fodder650: That engine was sold to the Bernal Dads LeMons team last year.
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    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    11/23/09

    @Murilee Martin: Im sure theres a less then suitable engine lying around. Maybe go all Blastoline and think really oddball in there like a 3 cylinder turbo sprint engine
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    I don't have kids or an elephant gun, but I do have "Kids" and "Elephant Gun"!



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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    I was in that area yesterday and saw a DB9 :-) It was just passing by, so I did not have time to pull out the camera...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/15/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    Peter. When the little girl said her name was "Orelia" you were supposed to say, "Oh, really?"

    And then make her correct you.

    "No, Orelia."

    "Oh, really?"

    ad nauseam.

    Then you would get to know the family; wait for one of the girls to grow up, and then marry into this filthy rich, spoiled clan.

    You are NOT thinking!
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/18/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: I also forgot to invite her for a cup of Kofi Annan. What a shame.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/15/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    Peter, lot of talking about "roomy" back seats, but forgot to take a picture of them?

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/15/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: That's easily as hot and most of the pictures you post.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/15/09

    @Mad_Science: That´s what I thought, Peter should have posted a picture of them too.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/15/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Now if you could combine the seats in question with your typical fare, we'd really be in business.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/15/09

    @Mad_Science: That´s not an easy job, to find a professional in a 612 back seat.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/18/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Oooh, what a nice shot. Regarding your comments, I think this is what they call community-powered journalism :-DDDDDD
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    Image of scotttharobot scotttharobot
    05/15/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    I once saw a 612 up here in Milwaukee, but it was beige.


    Who the hell buys a beige Ferrari??!?

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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    05/15/09

    @scotttharobot: Milwaukeeans.
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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    05/15/09

    In reply to Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: Track-Tested, V12-Powered, Kid-Approved
    First, thanks for using the term 'moment of inertia' and not 'center of gravity', I don't know why but whenever I hear CoG it bothers me a little.
    Second, dude, we need to hang out, just so I can meet someone who has eight lower extremities. I've never even heard of one much less seen one.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/15/09

    @03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche: Spider, meet Defender of SUVs. Octopus, meet Defender of SUVs. Deadly giant kraken squid, meet Defender of SUVs.
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