I have no idea what they're doing here... I can't imagine they'd actually market this pig in any manner even remotely close to the way it looks right now.
I love the very subtle Jalopnik decal on the side of the car. It is a promise from Mercedes to make this car light, pure, simple, and fun. Also, I much prefer this decal to the "Copyright Chris Doane/Brenda Priddy & Company" seen on some cars, and those weird floating KGP Photography chin spoilers.
12/04/09
I have no idea what they're doing here... I can't imagine they'd actually market this pig in any manner even remotely close to the way it looks right now.
IOW, this could be the Best. Mule. Ever.
12/04/09
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04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
So hot in here
So hot in, eh oh
Wanna lil' bit a eh, ah
And a little bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
I was like, on the 'Ring, speed is bodacious
I'm pushin' it, tryin' to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to pass this guy (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
Eh I'm leavin, please believin' oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Nordschleife, Bergwerk, birds are feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the Karussell
Give some gas, go like hell
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh car catches fire, gotta pull on through
(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So get off the track
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I gotta get off the track
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So get off the track
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I gotta get off the track
Yeah yeah come on
04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
Be safe, use a condom, and prevent that burning feeling under the hood.
04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
04/07/09
Prepare yourself for a smoking hot time on the ring!
9 minutes of explicit, never-before-seen footage!
Filmed on location at the Nurburging in Germany!
Starring the SKL Development mule, to random Mercedes-Benz techs, and a fire extinguisher.
04/07/09
You usually have to got to Tiajuana for that kind of show, er, uh, from what I hear.
04/07/09
/Wishing for a preview button so I could check my damn spelling.
04/07/09
04/07/09
They are fun little runabouts, and yes they are hot.
Hot enough to spontaneously combust, I didn't know.