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    Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think

    This Is Not A Mercedes Benz SL 600. The Mercedes SLeBaron
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Nice, France? Now it's Steaming Pile of Shit, France.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Nice boot.


    Owner needs another one in the, err, for the pair...

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    That's the closest thing yet to putting lipstick on an automotive pig.


    I don't see any net deficit whatsoever. In fact, it probably increased the car's aesthetic interestingness by about a factor of eleventy.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    I wonder if they refer to the driver of that car as the Mastergator?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    How can we tell that it's a 600? Someone must salvage the engine.


    At least it's still better than the rhinestone covered SL. I'm sick of seeing that car at auto shows.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Notice the giant Mercedes logo on the grill right below the Mercedes logo on the hood. This guy's got an image to project!
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    Image of crankcase - always getting the shaft crankcase - always getting the shaft
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    "Alligator-skinned Mercedes isn't what you think"


    Could it be worse?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/03/09

    @crankcase - Now 50 and even crankier!:


    Never, ever ask that question, because one day, when you least expect it, *BLAM!*, it get worse.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Is this a promotional car?


    Maybe it's for IZOD, no?


    I'm sewing tigers on my shirt
    and alligators
    Ya wanna see the inside, huh?, I'll see ya later--Biggie

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    Image of MDMAtheSentiments MDMAtheSentiments
    03/03/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Well played.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/03/09

    @MDMAtheSentiments: Thank you.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Comes with a matched set of alligator skin luggage, and for Mrs. Russian mobster, purse and pumps...
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Reminds me of Top Gear Russia for some reason. May this misbegotten Merc soon enter a death roll.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    So this is what happens when a dragon gets a car preggers.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/03/09

    @engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: There it is. Everyone can stop posting now, this one wins. haha +100
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/03/09

    @engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: I always thought the new 600 was bloated, but I couldn't figure out why.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    It's one thing to screw up a 'beater', but a Mercedes? I think it's pathetic.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/03/09

    @skaycog: Mercedes shmercedes.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    I find this very tasteful. Whats with all the commotion?


    Is this the new rage in Dubai?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    You have to admit, all subjective judgments of taste aside, it is some pretty sharp brushwork.
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    Image of elchimpo elchimpo
    03/03/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: this is like painting a lightning bolt on your wanger
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/03/09

    @elchimpo: Don't give any ideas.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/03/09

    @elchimpo: Hmmmmm.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/03/09

    @elchimpo: You don't have a lightning bolt painted on your wanger?


    Say what you want about the art vis à vis the car it's painted on, but you gotta admit it's some nice airbrush work.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/03/09

    @elchimpo: Gives a whole new meaning to "discharge".
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/03/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I'm thinking it's probably a printed vinyl wrap.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/03/09

    @elchimpo: That reminds me of the joke, "Why did the guy get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his dick?"
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/03/09

    @Mike the Dog:


    Only the cool kids have lightning bolts painted on their wangers.


    Repainting it every morning got to a pain in the ass, though, so I resorted to using a Sharpie permanent marker.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/03/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Sharpie eh? Did it seep all the way though the other side yet?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/03/09

    @Pessimippopotamus will steal you a ★ for 50 coins:


    If it didn't, there would be something vastly wrong.

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    Image of d3c509b aka Steve d3c509b aka Steve
    03/03/09

    @engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: Ack! where is the punchline!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/03/09

    @d3c509b: Because every chick likes to blow $100.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/03/09

    In reply to Alligator-Skinned Mercedes Isn't What You Think
    Why do people ruin such beautiful cars?
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