OH, and the one thing the staff know is that we are pretty good at keeping ourselves amused. The 500 comment record-breaker comes to mind along with any number of wandering and heavily linked/illustrated threads. It's great when the inmates get to the run the asylum, even for a little while.
So, no, don't worry Ray! Everything will be just fine. Have a nice time! We won't break anything! No wild parties. Promise.
@CoЯiolis Eff: I have that bookmarked and check the image every now and then. Usually there is nothing at the gate, last thing I saw was a Turbo Carrera and a bike.
@Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: That seems to be the common answer, but why is my first question, and second, how come it's still on Consumerist.com (which still uses the Gawker platform)?
@MaxSmart32: Consumerist got chucked out of Gawker to Consumer Reports a while back. Even though they still use the Gawker platform, it's like the Groundhog Day version of the system, stuck permanently at the peak of Gawker win.
@Ben Wojdyla: I've got a giant hunk of Scandinavian death metal. The brakes squeal for several minutes if depressed more than 2/3 of the way from speed, there's random spots of surface rust on the hood where a giant dent was mostly-repaired, and the suspension is soft enough that I can Rock The Boat at traffic lights by letting off the brakes and applying 'em a half-second later.
@Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Jay-Z should make a song about Beyonce's CENSORED. I mean, if anyone has to make a song about that, it might as well be the best rapper alive.
@everyone: This means that I can comment on Jalopnik stories on Consumerist, where they have a Preview button! And, if you go to yours, or anyone else's profile you can see how long they've been commenting. February 2009 baby!
@Syrax: Well, I've been reading Jalopnik for quite a while now. I didn't want to make an account because, I didn't think I had the wit to keep up with most of the commenters here. So, I finally decided to make an account in early February, and I've been polluting Jalopnik with my garbage ever since.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: It looks like I was a member since March 2007. I think it happened when I sent in an email tip that someone liked. I was a lurker for a long time before then. I certainly lack commentatorfu. I'm more of a rambler.
@mzs: I'm an accountophobic so I was here since 06 but my account is from Feb/08. My comment-fu is not up there yet too. I know I'm not in the funny side. Certainly not in the All-Star section. I think I'm like that latino from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy that has nothing to do.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: Holy crap, evidently I've been here almost as long as you have. I'm afraid to think of the three years worth of lost billable hours spent here.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: That stuff isn't working for me. Maybe if I use Safari...nope, same old thing. Anyone wanna tell me how long I've been here? 2007 I think.
@pauljones: I don't think so, look at the eyes, but after so many years I have finally noticed that there is an audi in there because you made me look.
@Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: Please, good sir, as a new Jalop I ask for enlightenment: where hath this "burberry" prefix on the banhammer come from?
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So, no, don't worry Ray! Everything will be just fine. Have a nice time! We won't break anything! No wild parties. Promise.
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Damn. I either need more or less beer.
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OK, well, being underemployed, I sort of am, it's not like I'm doing anything Monday.
And I know, there was regular content when it was actually a holiday last week.
But still, Robble, Robble, they took our posts!
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Win.
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Just kidding. We'll throw in a few sedans.
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Also, a Mark VIII just drove by. I FUCKING LOVE THE GIANT BRAKELIGHT.
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And would it kill ya to give us some Rally Sardinia coverage too?
Have a safe and fun weekend gentlemen.
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I don't think I'm going to get ANY sleep this weekend.
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I didn't say it'd be good content...
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/pink and white are different races?
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PS: 02/09? I thought you were here for a lot more time.
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Also: check this shit out!
I've been here forever! I didn't even know that!
addendum: I tried the Consumerist thing and it didn't grab my comment after all. :sadface:
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Didn't realize how long I was here either.
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Sad truth is I got my star on Gizmodo.
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@A stʁolling playeʁ: That stuff isn't working for me. Maybe if I use Safari...nope, same old thing. Anyone wanna tell me how long I've been here? 2007 I think.
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Code for, SPAM THE SHIT OUTTA MATT!
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Ehhh, have a good time. You guys deserve a break. I'll miss you, though.
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/? was that as creepy as it sounded?
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