OH, and the one thing the staff know is that we are pretty good at keeping ourselves amused. The 500 comment record-breaker comes to mind along with any number of wandering and heavily linked/illustrated threads. It's great when the inmates get to the run the asylum, even for a little while.
So, no, don't worry Ray! Everything will be just fine. Have a nice time! We won't break anything! No wild parties. Promise.
@CoЯiolis Eff: I have that bookmarked and check the image every now and then. Usually there is nothing at the gate, last thing I saw was a Turbo Carrera and a bike.
@Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: That seems to be the common answer, but why is my first question, and second, how come it's still on Consumerist.com (which still uses the Gawker platform)?
@MaxSmart32: Consumerist got chucked out of Gawker to Consumer Reports a while back. Even though they still use the Gawker platform, it's like the Groundhog Day version of the system, stuck permanently at the peak of Gawker win.
@Ben Wojdyla: I've got a giant hunk of Scandinavian death metal. The brakes squeal for several minutes if depressed more than 2/3 of the way from speed, there's random spots of surface rust on the hood where a giant dent was mostly-repaired, and the suspension is soft enough that I can Rock The Boat at traffic lights by letting off the brakes and applying 'em a half-second later.
@Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Jay-Z should make a song about Beyonce's CENSORED. I mean, if anyone has to make a song about that, it might as well be the best rapper alive.
@everyone: This means that I can comment on Jalopnik stories on Consumerist, where they have a Preview button! And, if you go to yours, or anyone else's profile you can see how long they've been commenting. February 2009 baby!
@Syrax: Well, I've been reading Jalopnik for quite a while now. I didn't want to make an account because, I didn't think I had the wit to keep up with most of the commenters here. So, I finally decided to make an account in early February, and I've been polluting Jalopnik with my garbage ever since.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: It looks like I was a member since March 2007. I think it happened when I sent in an email tip that someone liked. I was a lurker for a long time before then. I certainly lack commentatorfu. I'm more of a rambler.
@mzs: I'm an accountophobic so I was here since 06 but my account is from Feb/08. My comment-fu is not up there yet too. I know I'm not in the funny side. Certainly not in the All-Star section. I think I'm like that latino from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy that has nothing to do.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: Holy crap, evidently I've been here almost as long as you have. I'm afraid to think of the three years worth of lost billable hours spent here.
@A stʁolling playeʁ: That stuff isn't working for me. Maybe if I use Safari...nope, same old thing. Anyone wanna tell me how long I've been here? 2007 I think.
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was starred
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was unstarred
@pauljones: I don't think so, look at the eyes, but after so many years I have finally noticed that there is an audi in there because you made me look.
@Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: Please, good sir, as a new Jalop I ask for enlightenment: where hath this "burberry" prefix on the banhammer come from?
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So, no, don't worry Ray! Everything will be just fine. Have a nice time! We won't break anything! No wild parties. Promise.
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Damn. I either need more or less beer.
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OK, well, being underemployed, I sort of am, it's not like I'm doing anything Monday.
And I know, there was regular content when it was actually a holiday last week.
But still, Robble, Robble, they took our posts!
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Win.
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Just kidding. We'll throw in a few sedans.
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And would it kill ya to give us some Rally Sardinia coverage too?
Have a safe and fun weekend gentlemen.
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I don't think I'm going to get ANY sleep this weekend.
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I didn't say it'd be good content...
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/pink and white are different races?
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PS: 02/09? I thought you were here for a lot more time.
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Also: check this shit out!
I've been here forever! I didn't even know that!
addendum: I tried the Consumerist thing and it didn't grab my comment after all. :sadface:
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Didn't realize how long I was here either.
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Sad truth is I got my star on Gizmodo.
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@A stʁolling playeʁ: That stuff isn't working for me. Maybe if I use Safari...nope, same old thing. Anyone wanna tell me how long I've been here? 2007 I think.
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Code for, SPAM THE SHIT OUTTA MATT!
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Ehhh, have a good time. You guys deserve a break. I'll miss you, though.
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/? was that as creepy as it sounded?
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