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    Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    So she should be getting a ticket in the mail, right?


    Then again, her fashion sense is seriously impaired.


    Too bad the photographer didn't take the opportunity to at least spit on her car.

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    "Oh, bite me, Barbie!"
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    It could be worse: she could be working at Starbucks...
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    I'm going to use this moment to express my utter disdain for Family Guy. Utter Disdain.
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    05/20/09

    @philibuster: Seconded.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    Nobody loves you, Meg!
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    Seth MacFarlane says she parks like that every day.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    05/20/09

    @Alfisted: Well-played, my friend.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    I want to see a picture of Brian in his Prius.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/20/09

    @Maxichamp:


    And on a related note:


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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    Pancake Ass.
    Self-Important-Asshole.
    Drives a Lexus SC430.
    Complicated Starbucks Order.


    Judging by everyone else's comments, I'd say she is fairly handicapped.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/20/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: from 0:30
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    meh, i have a much bigger problem with her driving an sc430 than her parking in a handicapped spot for 5 minutes to get a coffee.
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    05/20/09

    @nataku83: +1
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    She's very pretty.


    That doesn't excuse being A FUCKING SELF IMPORTANT ASSHOLE.


    That is all.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/20/09

    @Elhigh: I fear I might be the first person to point out to you that the charge "self-important asshole" actually cuts both ways.


    Especially when stated in ALL CAPS.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @skahammer: You have to shout at self-important assholes. And of course, they usually wonder who you're yelling at.


    I freely admit to being a self-important asshole, but not in the car and not when driving. I'm twice Kunis' age and have a funky knee, but I'm not taking a handicapped parking space. I don't even usually take a space close to the door, so older farts than myself can make the hike easily.


    And if you're going to make the charge that the charge cuts both ways, then beware your own blade. You opened your mouth, enjoy your foot dinner.


    Mmm, foot. Tastes like crow.

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    05/20/09

    @Elhigh: I have a friend with one leg. Lost the other to bone cancer 18 years ago.


    I've only seen him park in a handicapped spot once, and it was basically due to a lack of options.


    He's the most able disabled person I've ever met.


    This? No excuse.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Jon: I work with a guy who doesn't have an original shoulder or hip - metal detectors go off when he walks into the room. He doesn't use the handicap spaces either.


    I had an uncle - dead now - who lost the use of his arms to polio, he drove a car customized by his brothers so he could operate it with his feet. He didn't use the handicap spaces.


    He said they were people who had more trouble than him. Boy I miss that guy. And it's in honor of his spirit that I won't go near the handicap spaces, and get righteously pissed at the able people who abuse them.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability


    + Watch video
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    You can tell how big jerk someone is by how complicated their coffee order is.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: Yes, those Half-Caf Quad Grande Soy on Ice dicks.


    Coffee, creme and sugar...like every other freedom loving American.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: I like mine hot. I'll take care of the cream and sugar myself, thanks.


    Yeah, cream and sugar. I like it that way.

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    05/20/09

    @Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: Ahh, yes patriotism. If there's one way to judge how hick a Canadian is - it's how they order thier timmies.


    Extra large four by four four cream, four sugar - north of seven, super hick.


    Large two-four two cream, four sugar - toothless, suburban dirtbag.


    Large double-double two cream, two sugar - typical Canadian coffee order.


    Do you have anything that doesn't taste like dirty dishwater? Typical university student, home to their small town for the weekend.

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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/20/09

    @Elhigh: I use 100% pure cream, none of that Half and Half for me.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    05/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: I thought that was a measure of how Italian you are.


    Espresso caldo, ma no troppo caldo con un pocco di zucchero e un bicchiere di Jalopnik per favore.

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    Image of CompWizrd CompWizrd
    05/20/09

    @robot-shmobot: I volunteered at a Cystic Fibrosis walk last week, and the coffee they offered was one of those portable containers from Starbucks.


    I put 6 sugars in it, and still couldn't taste the sugar.


    How do people drink that stuff?

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    05/20/09

    @Dhillaz: Jalopnik Brand Grappa? mmmmm...
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    05/20/09

    @CompWizrd: Without sugar. Seriously. I enjoy my coffee bold. If it's weak, watery and you can see the sides of your cup, it's not bold enough.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/20/09

    @robot-shmobot: So you like 10W-30 or do you prefer straight 90 weight?
    Actually my mother should use a viscosity indicator for hers.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: If you're gonna go, go big. Life's too short for prissy coffee. I use h&h most of the time 'cause that's what's there, but at the house, it's either heavy whipping cream or pop a hole in another can of evaporated milk. I ain't picky.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Dhillaz: Just one pucco di zucchero?


    I wouldn't put any Jalopnik anything into my coffee. Polar'd make it cold, UDMan would stuff it into a truck and drive away, Leeeeeena would make it too hot, and Ash78 would run away with it, win a COTD, and I'd never get to see it again.

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    05/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: Where I work we deal with a lot of folks recovering from addiction. For years, before we started locking up the coffee, they'd substitute a legal stimulant for their old fix: caffeine. The coffee was so strong it really didn't flow quite like water. It was bitter like life in the ghetto, hotter'n hell, and one little chaw between your cheek and gum would do you for the afternoon.


    Okay, that last bit is hyperbole, but the rest of it is accurate.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/20/09

    @Elhigh: You ought to see the stuff my mother drinks. She has a machine intended to make up to six cups of coffee, fills the filter to the brim with espresso grounds, and makes herself one mug of liquid death. She drinks it straight, no cream, no sugar, for breakfast every morning (no food). The really insane thing is that when we go on trips, which can last up to several months at a time, she doesn't drink anything caffeinated and doesn't appear to have any withdrawal symptoms whatsoever. My mother is a medical anomaly!


    P.S. If you blended POLAЯ and me, you'd probably have the perfect coffee... just be sure to keep Ash78 away! Damn COTD-winning son-of-a... *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    On the sliding scale of horrible things that celebrities do behind the wheel of tasteless expensive cars, this is actually pretty minor
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Cognitive Friction: Minor it is, but it's symptomatic of a larger mindset that will ultimately out itself in some much less tolerable way, like maybe appearing on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here."
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    Image of Dominic Chan Dominic Chan
    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    I think buying a SC430 qualify for being handicapped
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    05/20/09

    @Dominic Chan: Bonus points for paying a premium for "designer" jeans with holes already in them.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Mila Kunis Steals Handicapped Spot Because Of Coffee-Related Disability
    Send her my way. I'll try my best to make sure that she's limping tomorrow.
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