I've definitely moved on. It won't be too far out in the future that we look back and chuckle at the quaintness of such things as "Megan Fox" and the ubiquity of the term "hybrid". Ah, how young and naive and silly we were back in the aughts. Those were good times. #meganfox
I need some alone time right now........................................................................................................ that's better. Getting tired of Megan,moving on to Amy Smart now #meganfox
When I was a kid I was fortunate enough to get all the constructicons, in their bright-green glory. By the time the unpacking was done, there were these little flaps of paper everywhere, and I had no idea what to do with them. Being the neatnik that I am, I read the instructions carefully and, upon deciding that only a complete IDIOT would have no idea how to do such an intellectually obvious operation as playing with transformers, promptly threw them out.
The adults I knew were always flustered by the toys, how they changed from one thing to another and back. I never got it, since it was all so easy.
Years later, in my late teens, I revisited my toy closet and did my absolute best to put those things back together. Never could. Not even a little bit. And I was getting my engineering degree.
The terror of that moment came flashing back to me when I thought about trying to assemble the real Bumblebee, screaming to the heavens between crates and parts and little flaps of paper, for help that never comes...
@cybernewt: I'm with you there. I got a Jazz toy when the first movie came out a couple years back. When I opened it up I didn't even bother with the instructions, I just started messing around and all I could think was "gad damn, I don't remember these things ever being this complex!" I then had to open the instructions out to figure the damn thing out. I still stick to my guns that the G1 toys weren't as difficult.
Soon, the Chinese will drop their Megan Fox ripoff upon us. Lower-quality plastics, a much older, weaker engine, more awkward proportions, and built by virtual slave labor... but hey, the price is right! 干杯!
I...I have no words. I swear I'll never visit Autoblog again. Hell I don't know if I need to visit any other site ever again, I've got everything I need right here. If you guys can set me up with an e-mail account and a job I'll never leave.
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Yeah,Megan's hot......but give me Amy anyday #meganfox
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The adults I knew were always flustered by the toys, how they changed from one thing to another and back. I never got it, since it was all so easy.
Years later, in my late teens, I revisited my toy closet and did my absolute best to put those things back together. Never could. Not even a little bit. And I was getting my engineering degree.
The terror of that moment came flashing back to me when I thought about trying to assemble the real Bumblebee, screaming to the heavens between crates and parts and little flaps of paper, for help that never comes...
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And fap.
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quagmire: I bid 50 bucks!
police officer: she had 5 STD's...
quagmire: 45 bucks!
police officer: also, when we caught her, the prostitute soiled herself...
quagmire: 55 bucks!
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I don't want to see the dude who ends up with those leather pants.
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Oh and "You have commenter Tossed Accord to thank for this."
Unban him, pronto.
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