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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Wow. Now I know why I've never been asked to shoot Pirelli calenderesque photos. I'm completely lacking the hipster douche goatee-gone-amok and fauxnytail.

    Dave Chapelle's really gone off the deep end after that trip to Africa.
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    Edited by Alfisted at 12/09/09 11:19 PM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    David LaChapelle? Oh, I get it now.

    "I'm Richard LeJames, bitch!"
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/10/09

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: or Petite Jonathan
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    So in frame 3 we're introduced to Bride of Whatthefuckenstein.

    I get it. It's all about over-the-top luxury and devil-may-care hedonism, you're rich enough to afford the car, you can wear coats made of the skins of your vanquished business partners (business foes are burned to a crisp by your fiery gaze). But still.

    Money can buy one hell of a car, but it won't buy you style or class.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I thought the name Dave LaChapelle sounded familiar. One of his first works was commissioned by Andy Warhol for Interview Magazine.

    I can here most of the commentariant now, saying big fucking deal, he's just a perverted artist, and really, he should just get a job. Ahhhh, but art is to make you think, challenge the mind, embrace the nuance of the image. If Art isn't challenging, it really isn't Art. This isn't you grandmothers Elvis on Black Velvet painting.

    But I digress; The images are thought provoking, but I wonder why Mercedes ever commissioned LaChapelle to do these. They really don't need the controversy.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Where's Fatty Arbuckle when you need him?
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I'm sorry, but the expression on the guy with the champagne bottle is just hilarious. Maybe this is the sort of thing that goes on behind closed doors at Maybach "studios."
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    Image of clinto clinto
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    #4 looks like Maybachalypse Now.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    The only thing missing is the armbands that were so fashionable in late 1930s Germany.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
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    Image of Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!
    12/09/09

    @skaycog: [instantrimshot.com]
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    skaycog promoted this comment Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was starred Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    12/09/09

    @Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!: I love it! ;)
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    In picture 7 it looks like one of the Geico cavemen infiltrated the set.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Wow, if you view the last picture you see the dirty, unwashed masses coming in to spoil the party.

    Did you see that? Dirty, filthy disgusting people ruining your uber sexy German orgy. Everything was going great till these dark haired short street people showed up.

    Look, did that door work fine before they showed up? Sure it did. Who do we blame for this? Surely not us for being drunk and inattentive, or even those in positions of power...(except for the Kaiser who sold us out in 18)

    Sure you bring that up they throw you in jail for being an enemy of the people. One day they will hear about my struggle.

    I tell you what, when they free me from this prison, if this deutschland were mine, I'd make those dirty folks go a little farther down the line, far from my sexy Maybach party, cuz that is where I would like to stay....

    And I'd spill champagne on my belly, and pose my life away.
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I can only speak for myself, but I've always been grateful that my parents taught me how to orgy at home, rather than having to learn it in the gutter.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I say go all out. Put Hitler, Max Mosley and the Nazi hookers in there too.

    Those crazy Germans...
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    Edited by mytdawg at 12/09/09 3:43 PM mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of BullittFan_Fords4Life BullittFan_Fords4Life
    12/09/09

    @mytdawg: And then, at 3:42pm on the ninth of December in 2009, the Godwin principle was proven true yet again by the commentariat of Jalopnik.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/10/09

    @BullittFan_Fords4Life: I did think about that but because there was no comparison involved it may be a little outside of the law. Although I have seen it modified to include any mention of Hitler or Nazis...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Better not bring your kids!

    Oh wait... that's Dave Chapelle...
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    Image of drewdrawscriticism drewdrawscriticism
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    What, little girls at 1930s orgies don't make you want to spend $400K on an ugly Mercedes?
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    12/09/09

    @drewdrawsLA: In the next commercial, Dr. Z throws the little girl through a brick wall, which explodes into a scattering of doves. The wall, not the girl. She falls a hundred feet and lands on a Maybach, splattering into a puddle, (the girl, not the car) which creates the newest Maybach paint offering: Innocence Red Metallic.
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    Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse promoted this comment Cheeseslap was starred Cheeseslap was unstarred
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