-umm, wow, i forgot she was back there, no sir, the dealer said she was the newest 'standard option' and that all the maybachs have 'em now.. i've got to get this thing to a custom shop to get that removed, or at least updated with a newer model..
"okay, son, i'll be right back after i run these through the system"
"okay, you're all set, just a routine stop here, but i'm going to have to see some proof of her citizenship, green card, or.. WHOA! what is she doing!!? that's it, both of you need to come with me..."
"Now, look at zee shadow. You zee? It's a little wabbit with the huge ears. Non? And now, zees vay, you see it is a birdie with a big long beeeek.
Now, we will consult zee ball crystal to see what zee Fates have in ze store for you, m'siuer." #maybachzeppelin
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Snorting pixie sticks on the way to vegas and reading Hunter S. Thompson on the kindle. #maybachzeppelin
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Maybe she's his auntie or something? #maybachzeppelin
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-okay officer, right away.
"is your passenger related to you?"
-umm, wow, i forgot she was back there, no sir, the dealer said she was the newest 'standard option' and that all the maybachs have 'em now.. i've got to get this thing to a custom shop to get that removed, or at least updated with a newer model..
"okay, son, i'll be right back after i run these through the system"
"okay, you're all set, just a routine stop here, but i'm going to have to see some proof of her citizenship, green card, or.. WHOA! what is she doing!!? that's it, both of you need to come with me..."
-dammit.. i'm suing daimler. #maybachzeppelin
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/not bitter #maybachzeppelin
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What Is This Woman Doing In Her Maybach Zeppelin?
MORPHEUS (V.O.)
I'm not sure. But, if you don't
want to find out, you better get
out of there.
NEO
How?!
MORPHEUS (V.O.)
I can guide you out, but you have
to do exactly what I say...
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Now, we will consult zee ball crystal to see what zee Fates have in ze store for you, m'siuer." #maybachzeppelin