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F1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone Says Democracy Bad, Hitler And Saddam OK
Perhaps hoping to underscore why he gets along so well with Max Mosley, F1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone told The Times he doesn't like democracy and believes Hitler, Saddam Hussein and the Taliban were doing a good job. More »
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Comment by citroën67: This fuck probably has douchebags like Sean Penn on speed dial. It's just sad that good people die young every day,... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Max Mosley To Step Aside As FIA President
Alleged sex freak Max Mosley's agreed to step down as president of FIA, Formula One's world governing body, after elections later this year in order to unify the Formula One championship. The long nightmare is almost over. More »
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By Ray WertComment by Syrax: It means only that he'll have a lot more time for Nazi orgies. 22 Responses | Other threads
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So I Woke Up This Morning And F1 Was Dead
The bough has apparently broken: as we head into what are perhaps the last hours of Formula One as we know it, the teams and the FIA have yet to reach a compromise. More » -
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Eight Teams Break Away From F1, Form New Championship
Formula One Teams Association (FOTA), representing eight of F1's major teams, frustrated by deadlocked talks with F1 boss Max "tea-bag" Mosley (pictured), carried out their threat to break away from Formula One and create their own championship series in 2010. More »
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By Ray WertComment by wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx is out of town for a week trying to find a computer: Dear Dr. Ray, I have this big problem. I have no clue how I feel about this news of the F1... 22 Responses | Other threads
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First Shots Of Budget Cap F1 Car For 2010
If Max Mosley gets his way with F1 budget caps, this is what next season’s Brawn may look like. And as for the 2010 Ferrari, look below.
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By Peter OroszComment by Skunky: Is the Stig taking a nap in the first one? 5 Responses | Other threads
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Alexander Mosley, Son Of Max Mosley, Found Dead
Alexander Mosley, the 39-year-old mathematician and son of controversial FIA President Max Mosley, was found dead in his West London home today.
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Comment by leavethegun-takethecannoli: Wow, that's sad. My condolences. Drug overdose....pfft.......he was probably beaten to death, or choked out, by a hooker. Like father, like... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
A scan of the now-infamous Bernie Ecclestone Max Mosley Whipping Christmas Card has hit the web and it's worse than we could have predicted. Also, team Toyota appears to be enjoying it. [F1Fanatic]
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Comment by SlowMo -thread killer: ok, I'll bite, what the hell is the meaning of the fat little bird sitting on the railing? 5 Responses | Other threads
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Bernie Ecclestone Christmas Card Depicts Max Mosley Whipping F1 Team Members
Always controversial F1 owner Bernie Ecclestone's holiday card depicts a cartoon of F1's even more controversial rulemeister Max Mosley whipping F1 team members, with Bernie brandishing band-aids for their red rear ends. Seriously? Yes.
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Comment by Mr. Praline: Nothing says Christmas quite like Nazi hookers. 8 Responses | Other threads
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Ferrari Threatening To Pull Out Of F1 Over Engine Proposal
With Max Mosley pushing a one-engine-for-all agenda as a cost-saving measure for Formula One teams, Ferrari has threatened to get out of the F1 business entirely. Ferrari believes that, after more than 50 years of consecutive commitment to the racing series, it would be better served looking elsewhere for race wins if the spec engine proposal gets approved. Mosley has tried to ignore the problem — which he's proven is a winning strategy. Ferrari is probably just mouthing off, as they have made so much history in F1 people are naming buildings after their drivers. The Ferrari statement below the jump. More »
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Comment by F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS: SPEC engine's are a TOTAL GARBAGE idea if you ask me. First it's a SPEC Tire (thanks to the French... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Mosley Stands By His Spec Engine Plan For F1 Racing
FIA president Max Mosley, having put all that Nazi fetish prostitution scandal business behind him, is back promoting his cost-cutting spec engine plan for Formula One. Mosley appears convinced that F1 must develop technologies that can make their way to everyday cars in order to remain relevant — technologies like KERS and other energy-recovery techniques. Says Mosely: "[Using spec engines] will give F1 far more relevance and credibility than the use of vastly expensive racing engines, or extremely light and sophisticated gearboxes, both of which are almost entirely irrelevant to modern road transport." Heresy! But we also understand where he's coming from. More »
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By Andrew StoyComment by eurodriver: I really hope they don't go the spec engine route. That's what makes F1 the pinnicle of motorsports - they're... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Germans Love Barack Obama, Ban Fast Lane Daily Over Mosley Joke
Though the Germans turned out in droves yesterday to see Barack Obama speak, the company has banned a few videos put together by our friends at Fast Lane Daily that pointed out Max Mosley's Sex-capades. Ze Germans representing Mosley, stereotypically humorless, banned FLD, despite the fact that the video, seen here, is fairly inoffensive. For their part, FLD has put up a video reenactment of what happened with a Rescue 911-level of acting and production. This makes us wonder if Ze Germans have banned us for all our coverage. Anyone want to go over and check?
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Comment by Jacobsladder: "Though the Germans turned out in droves yesterday to see Barack Obama speak, the company has banned a few videos... more » | Other threads
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F1 Chief Max Mosley Wins Nazi Sex Scandal Lawsuit Against British Tabloid
Max Mosley, the F1 boss implicated in a swastika-laden sadomasochistic sexfest, has won a landmark lawsuit against the tabloid running the original story and video, the UK's News of the World. More »
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By Andrew StoyComment by racerx: @racerx: err...I do find the amount of CCTV a bit disconcerting. more » | Other threads
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Toyota F1 Boss Says Team's Hybrid System May Not Be Ready For 2009 Season
Following the Kinetic Energy Recovery System (KERS) shock received by a BMW/Sauber mechanic earlier this week, Autosport reports Toyota may not have their KERS system ready in time for the start of the 2009 season. Toyota F1 team president John Howett expressed concern about the new technology in an interview, saying "Whether [the issues] can be overcome to a satisfactory, safe level before the first race, I can't hand-on-heart tell you." Fans, on the other hand, are expressing great interest in the electrified lithium-ion-coated exploding-battery fest that the 2009 season promises to become. More »
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By Andrew StoyComment by Weather and darkness will not be an issue: @SeanKHotay: Hey, i like that idea. Remember how fast slot cars are? more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley's Courtroom Drama Draws To A Close, We Provide Probable Outcome
Max Mosley's sordid legal affair appears to be ending now that the judge in the FIA president's case against the tabloid (News Of The World) that published the details of his alleged Nazi Orgy is nearly ready to rule. Though a major distraction for the sport, we've sort of gotten used to the craziness Mosley injects into our workday. But moments like when he told the judge he really likes S&M will live on in our hearts, and in the legal system whenever someone else uses the old Marv Albert defense. But the question still remains — who'll win? We break down the case below. More »
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Comment by Novaload Misses Murilee: Here's my wish. The old perv goes back for more. This time he again gets bleeding wounds on his arse.... more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley Tells Judge He Hearts S&M... Seriously
Oh Max Mosley, you creepy weirdo. After being caught in what the tabloid News Of The World described as a Nazi-style sex orgy, Mosley has been forced to cop to the fact that he loves sadomasochistic group sex. But not Nazi sex. No sir. Mosley said he couldn't imagine anything less erotic than Nazi sex, but because he's Max Mosley, he followed up with yet another bizarre revelation. More » -
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Mosley Warned By Ecclestone Two Months Before Orgy
According to The Times, Bernie Ecclestone warned Max Mosley, "that people had been hired to discredit him and that they had been given an unlimited budget to do so." The paper's information comes from a corporate spy who now feels remorse for trying to help the former Fascist Party member avoid the plot against him. More » -
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David E. Davis Smacks Max Mosley Across The Mouth, Mosley Enjoys It
There's isn't much you can say about Max Mosley that's worse than the original Mosley video. So we have to give David E. Davis, editor emeritus at Winding Road, credit for going above-and-beyond in response to the vote of confidence that kept Mosley in charge of the F.I.A., suggesting that, among other things, some Holocaust survivors could get together to entertain Mosley and "if little Max turned up the next morning hanging upside down from a fire escape in some evil slum wearing a full dress ceremonial Nazi uniform and holding a dead rat in his mouth, the world would be a better place." The full rant below. More »
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Comment by DelSource: This reminds me of that preacher interviewed by Richard Dawkins a few years ago, who frothed at the mouth at... more » | Other threads
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Mohammad Bin Sulayem Saves Mosley's Ass From Final Spanking, Compares Scandal To "Terrorist Attack"
Those curious how Max Mosley was able to pull an upset vote and keep his job as head of the FIA after a serious Nazi sex scandal need look no further than Mohammed Bin Sulayem, head of motorsports in the United Arab Emirates. Oh Max, did you really think it would look better to have your ass saved in a scandal involving the Jewish community by a guy named Mohammed? It's actually not that bad, we think... though Bin Sulayem did bring up terrorist attacks in his defense of Mosley. Seriously. More »
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Comment by Self_Destructo_2000: Jesus, this story gets weirder everytime I come back. So, FIA, screw you guys. I'm a-goin' home! more » | Other threads
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Ferrari Boss Flip-Flops on Mosley
One day after calling on Max Mosley, president of the F.I.A., to resign, Luca di Montezemolo, Ferrari's president, changed his tune. -
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Max Mosley Wins FIA Vote, Keeps Job
In a stunning victory aided by the smaller organizations, Max Mosley won a vote of confidence from an assembly of FIA representatives. The vote was 103 for the motion and 55 against with seven abstentions and four invalid votes. The response has been overwhelming with German organization ADAC, the largest automobile club in Europe, vowing to leave the FIA until Mosley steps down. American organization AAA is considering similar action according to a representative who spoke to reporters after the vote. Additionally, the Dutch aren't quite happy andNeville Chamberlainthe British MSA (Motor Sports Association) thinks everyone should just move on. Some reaction quotes below the jump, including Ray screaming "appeasement" in Helvetica bold. More » -
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Max Mosley Responds To FIA Club Critics, Let The Crazy Continue
We've got the response from Max Mosley and his band of kinky minions to those puritans from the clubs that asked he accept resignation and be rewarded with a vote of confidence. In his usual nutty fashion, Mad Max responds that this is the "worst possible" solution because any suggestion there is a crisis is "nonsense" and, anyways, he'll lack the authority to save the FIA. It all makes perfect sense... if you're on acid. The full letter courtesy of AutoSport below: More »
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Comment by LandofMinos, I took the O out of Cuntry: As much as I take the piss out of Max for his lame attempt at B&D (I'm speaking from experience... more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley Rejects Treaty, Attacks The French
Like we said, we've been trying to tone down the Max Mosley news with the exception of stories so ridiculous they warrant noting, like the involvement of MI5 in the kinky sex or when F1 teams construct complex strategies to avoid Mosley. Therefore, we bring you these two updates. In addition to suing News Of The World, which broke the story, in its home country of Britain, Mosley is also suing the company in France, where the laws must favor the kinky. Not only that, he also rejected what seemed like a fair deal offered to him by a group of FIA officials. More »
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Comment by LandofMinos, I took the O out of Cuntry: Well if I'm ever back into a corner and my only way to theoretically escape is by attacking surrender monkeys.... more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley Prostitute Linked To British Intelligence Agency, Uberraschung!
We joked last week about how the only reason we're following the Max Mosley story anymore was because it "keeps getting crazier and crazier." Little did we know that it would be revealed by The Times that one of Max's prisoner/gaurd prostitutes (Mistress Abi), in a twist even Graham Greene couldn't have imagined, was the wife of an MI5 agent. For those who don't know, Mi5 is the domestic spying agency pledged to "Defend the Realm" of the UK. In this case "Defend The Realm" meant spanking and sexing the head of the FIA in a sadomasochistic orgy. Remember when Mosley said the sting was setup "by a group specialising in such things for reasons and clients as yet unknown" after getting busted? We now live in a world where that may be true. Understandably, MI5 isn't happy with the implication that instead of tracking down terrorists they're tracking down old man boners. More » -
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Max Mosley Threatens FIA Will Go To Crap If He's Ousted, Officially Channeling Nixon
We'd rather not devote time to Max Mosley and his ongoing attempts to screw up racing like he's screwed up his life, but the story keeps getting crazier and crazier. After being asked to avoid F1 events and, basically, being benched for Monaco, Mosley has issued a letter stating that FIA will be ruined and Formula One destroyed if he's voted out in the big "vote of no confidence" meeting this June. This is basically the Nixon approach. The nation will be ruined and the media, who are blowing everything out of proportion for political reasons, will win. Snippets from the crazy letter discovered by Autosport.com below. More » -
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Max Mosley Turning Tables On F1 Teams, Avoiding Them At Monaco
Remember how that small group of F1 participants (just drivers, staff, team bosses and sponsors) were developing an elaborate system to avoid Max Mosley at Monaco? They were going to hire spies and scouts to follow his movements and make sure that when Mosley tried to find someone they'd have it so someone would say they had just left the place that someone else had said they had just been before. Basically, the Monaco Grand Prix was going to turn into one long Abbot & Costello routine. But then the FIA decided to strip Mosley of his official title, for the event, instead putting Mosley's Deputy in charge. More »
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Comment by LandofMinos, I took the O out of Cuntry: mmm "But then the FIA decided to strip Mosley of his"... more » | Other threads
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F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco
Drivers, team bosses and senior executives from major sponsors are making elaborate plans to avoid meeting or being photographed with Max Mosley during the Monaco Grand Prix. The May 25th race will be the first Mosley will attend since the Max Mosley Sex Video leaked. According to The Times, some teams are even going as far as employing scouts to keep them informed of Mosley's location and movements. More »
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By Wes SilerComment by joneez is wearing green for FOTA: @petersterncan: My issue is not about the hookers, I'm all for that, I've visited a few myself. My problem is... more » | Other threads
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McLaren Boss Ron Dennis Denies Setting Up Max Mosley
Ron Dennis has denied allegations that he was responsible for setting up the Max Mosley sex video scandal. It has been suggested that McLaren may have facilitated the News of the World investigation in response to the $100 million fine they received from FIA last year. More » -
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Israel Not Down With Nazi Johns, Un-invites Mosley
Formula 1 boss Max Mosley, who as we remember, was involved in this teensy-tiny controversy has been un-invited by Israel to participate in a little discussion on the future of racing in the Holy Land. Galed Majadle, the minister for science, culture and sport has now withdrawn his invitation to Mosley he randomly decided to extend to him after meeting him during a visit to the World Rally Championship event in Jordan. Sorry, Max, no dreidel for you. Guess you'll have to create some positive spin somewhere else. (Hat tip to PhkMark!) [Autosport]
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Comment by smokyburnout: i imagine any motorsports in Israel right now would end up like this year's Dakar Rally anyway... more » | Other threads
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FIA Announces 'Everyrace' Anti-Racism Campaign
In what has to be the biggest coincidence or worst timing of the year, La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, also known as the FIA, which is also known as the Association of Nazi Hooker Sex Parties, International, has launched the Everyrace, an anti-racism campaign. In all reality, this campaign is result of real-life shenanigans not involving Nazis or hookers, but rather racer Lewis Hamilton, who was on the wrong end of some backwards fans in Barcelona. At one point a group of fans even adorned black face paint and wore shirts bearing the words "Hamilton's Family." Max Mosley had something to say about the matter, as well. More »
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Comment by NotChris: I think the anti-racism campaign is great but I am wondering why the name is not One Race instead of... more » | Other threads
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New Max Mosley Sex Video Surfaces Like A German U-Boat
The latest update in the Max Mosley Nazi orgy sex video scandal is the FIA has set a date of June 3rd for a General Assembly meeting of the FIA Senate, in which there is expected to be a vote of no confidence in Mosley. But to be fair, we kind of expected that. What we didn't expect was that the High Court of London would refuse Mosley's injunction against gossip rag News of the World. The injunction saw the removal of the sex video of Mosley engaging in various acts with five prostitutes, but now that the injunction has been refused NotW has restored the video and reports visits to their web site have increased 600%. Well, we could have told them a Nazi sex orgy video starring a Formula 1 chief would be good for traffic. So, better question is what the new video shows us. Well, it's not so much what we can see as it is what we can hear. More » -
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Max Mosley Death Watch #3: The Harder You Hit Him, The More He Wants To Stay
This whole "Max Mosley Death Watch" thing might be around longer than we expected. So, Mosley is a freak, Bahrain didn't want him to come to their race, Mosley doesn't care, FIA orgs call for his resignation, but he's still got Bernie in his corner. And now we find out, from a "friend" of Mosley, that "the more people want him to go, the more he will be determined not to." Great. More »
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Comment by kooper: I hate to defend this particular individual, but here goes: What he does in his private time and behind closed doors,... more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley Death Watch #2: ADAC, KNAF Demand Resignation
It's been a rough one for Max Mosley this week, though Mosley likes it that way, usually. The FIA president, now infamous for his alleged Nazi-stlye sex orgy, has rejected calls for his dismissal, despite automakers and the Royal Family of Bahrain expressing their serious concerns. Though Bernie Ecclestone stands by Mosley for now, things have taken an even worse turn with two major European organizations calling for his removal. More » -
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Max Mosley Apologizes, Isn't Going Anywhere
Up until now, FIA president Max Mosley has been quiet about the Nazi-style orgy matter, even as Bahrain said they didn't want him. There's a long statement but the gist of it is that he's sorry that this whole thing was made public, that there was no Nazi connotation to any of it (really?) and that he's going to go after those who attacked him. We guess his point is that dressing up like SS officers and screaming in German during sex should not be perceived as anything related to Nazism. The statement below the jump: More »
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Comment by econobiker: And he was also sad that the performing midgets missed their bus connection and therefore could not be present during... more » | Other threads
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Max Mosley Death Watch #1: Bahrain Would Rather Not
The Royal Family of Bahrain, which is hosting the Bahrain Grand Prix this weekend, has let it be known that they'd rather not have Max Mosley and his band of death camp-simulating whores come to the big race, according to Bernie Ecclestone. The reason they're giving? They're not interested in having media attention shifted away from the race and on to the Nazi sex, which is a reasonable complaint. Though some are calling for Mosley's head, he's still got Ecclestone's support, which is all he needs for now. [BBC Sport]
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Comment by MOPAR-MAN: I'd rather talk about cars. Maybe leave stuff like this to Perez Hilton. more » | Other threads
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Bernie Ecclestone Defends Mosley In Nazi-Style Orgy Scandal
Though participation in a Nazi-style sex orgy would normally cost someone their job, F1 Chief Bernie Ecclestone is standing by his man, FIA president Max Mosley. The claims of Mosley participating in simulated Nazi-style death camp sex with prostitutes are supported with video, though it appears that's not full confirmation. According to Mr. Ecclestone, "I find it difficult to believe. It's his business but it sounds to me like a set up. Has he in any way damaged F1? No." On the first part, we wonder how one sets someone up for that sort of sex if someone doesn't like that kind of thing. On the second part, that's probably a truer assessment of F1 than Ecclestone intended. More »
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Formula One Boss: Turbocharging Could Return Next Decade
Addressing the media in Munich this week, FIA prez Max Mosley, again assuring fans that F1 would keep up with all the gee-wiz, high-tech innovations coming out of the auto industry, said forced induction engines could return to the series as early as 2011. It would be the first time turbocharging was allowed in F1 since the late-1980s, when teams were given a choice of a 1.5-liter turbo or a 3.0-liter natural breather. It's also the latest from Mosley on making F1 more environmentally friendly — mentioning the word "hybrid" a couple of months ago was another, as was the use of "biofuel" in a sentence earlier this year. All that's fine, but why go through all that effort, when he can just make it so boring no one will spare the energy to watch it. Oh, wait. More »
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