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Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
Detroit, 7:44 AM
Fri Dec 4
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"Buffalo"
"Tatonka"
"Buffalo" uses fingers to make horns on head
"Buff...."
"Buff... buffalo"
"Buff......ahhh...lo?"
"Yes, buffalo, tatonka"
nods head in agreement
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"No, Dunbar, John Dunbar. Not Dumb Bear>"
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**Fade in to picture of wrecked Fusion**
Mike Rowe (voiceover): The new Ford Fusion is the safest vehicle in America. Just ask Maureen Edgerton.
**Cue dramatic reenactment**
Mike Rowe: Ms. Edgerton ran into several buffalo while driving through a blizzard on a lonely Montana highway. She was still able to drive it home.
**Cue picture of rusted frame rail**
Mike Rowe: Try doing that in your Toyota.
**Cue picture of government cheese**
Mike Rowe: Or your GM.
**Cue Ford logo**
Mike Rowe: This is the real Ford Advantage.
Announcer: No buffalo were hurt in the making of this commercial.
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Graphics were way better, too.
Though they were still cheesy. But in full color.
My favorite was pace. You could set your pace to "GRUELING".
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It's amazing she didn't wind up with a buffalo in her lap. That's the hard way to get a buffalo skin blanket.
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That must be a hardcore car.
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