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    What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    Aside from the body kit, I sort of like it. The paint needs to have been applied with a roller or broom though.


    I'm with Kieth Moon on proletariatizing the elite's stuff.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    I know where he's going with this.

    This is step one, working on the fender flares.

    Next week he'll be driving the world's first Benz Dually!
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    I think there's a plot device in there. We'll never see it, but whenever someone opens it up, their face is lit up brightly and they get a look of wonderment.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    MOAR EXHAUST PIPES!


    /Sorry, I haven't used the caps lock key on my new work computer. Just checkin' to make sure it works. Next I need to check out the Num Lock key and find the "Any" Key. Ooooh...the ever-elusive Any Key!

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/14/09

    @Mobius_1: I got your Haaal-ohhh....this is all I plaaay-ohhh....
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    Inconspicuous consumption. Probably locked from the inside, too.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    The original Old Man Tan paint job?


    ...and the original POLAЯ that was committed by his former employer to an asylum, then killed off by Wert for dropping his comment number percentages by 60%.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Oooh...that's sinister.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    @engineerd: Yeah, Old Man Tan is where I draw the line, on the inside or the out.
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    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: I had totally forgotten about Man Tan. You're too young to know about all those old freaky products.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    Except for the rear flares, I like it.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/14/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: You know what? I do too.
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    Image of Tier 5 royal, the Manic King Tier 5 royal, the Manic King
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    A lot of empty spray cans?


    Oh and one lonely screwdriver.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/14/09

    @Manic King of Corinthia: I think the lonely screwdriver typically occupies the driver's seat.
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    05/14/09

    @Manic King of Corinthia: Every car has a lost screwdriver in the trunk.


    Hell, my parts Volvo did, and it'd probably been there for a decade when I found it.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    I have a soft spot for these Benzes that everyone hate but this one is killing. And you think it couldn't get worse than those Lorinser, Brabus and Konig bodykits.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    The beaten and plastic wrapped corpse of good taste?
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    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    It's not drugs, because no self respecting drug dealer would drive a last-gen S-Class, especially with that body kit (Too ostentatious). My guess is the spicy taco meal from Taco Bell.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    what did they do paint that thing with bed liner paint. That finish is only reserved for kustoms & hot rods.
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    05/14/09

    @Flathead Smith: Bed liner is actually a very cool idea and it would be insanely difficult to get right technically and also to look sick. I think it would look particularly good on a circa '90 sentra. You know how it has those lines down the side and on the hood, don't do the whole car but follow those lines.


    I do like the matte look on this, I don't like the body kit though.

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    05/14/09

    @mzs: Bed liner is f*cking heavy. Friend of mine painted his hood with it (because his family owns a shop that does bed liner), thing ended up weighing like 50 lbs.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    Junk. and too much of it.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/15/09

    @philibuster: i disagree sir. you can never have too much junk in the trunk.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/14/09

    In reply to What’s In This Matte Black S-Class’s Trunk?
    The obvious answer is dead hookers...
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    05/14/09

    @pauljones: Lots and Lots of them...


    Oh, and some coke

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/14/09

    @OldeEnglishD: Of course. You have to hook those hookers somehow.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/14/09

    @pauljones: That was the obvious answer, which leads me to believe it is something much more sinister.


    Maybe this is the car Ray took to his reunion? In that case, I would guess it's a burberry banhammer.

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    05/14/09

    @engineerd: Either that or a totalled Camaro that he carries with him for sentimental purposes.
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