Bears Do Shit in the Woods, Corvettes Do Flip

We reloaded this clip a couple of times just to make sure the lead-in ad was static. As Milan Kundera once wrote, "Man can be held responsible for his actions, but only the Maker can be held responsible for shit." Meanwhile, some guy flipped his 'Vette while pulling out of his driveway. "Man can be held responsible… » 8/29/06 5:00pm 8/29/06 5:00pm

They Chahd My Cah in Hahvahd Yahd: Ivy League Parking Garage Goes Up in Smoke

Dear Thnderblt: We are sorry about this headline. Nevertheless, we couldn't resist. We found it, although juvenile, to be a momentary wicked pissah of a hed. Anyway, there was a fire in a garage at the Soldier's Field parking garage at Harvard Bidness Skool that left about fifteen cars in various states of smoked… » 7/12/06 12:26am 7/12/06 12:26am

The Ice of Boston: Beantown Tows Record Number of Cars During Storm

While we're sitting here on the Left Coast basking in warm, sunny days (a dramatic difference from the storms of a year ago which is a bigger problem than one might think because Angelenos have no clue how to drive in the rain), the kids back East got hit with some stormage, and the City of Boston, determined to keep… » 2/14/06 11:05am 2/14/06 11:05am

Live Frugally or Die: Mass. Residents Registering Cars in NH

Authorities in Melrose, Massachusetts are grumbling about the propensity of their constituents to register their cars in neighboring New Hampshire. While there's a legal loophole in Mass law that says that residents who own houses in NH can register thair cars there, there seem to be plenty of people who simply… » 8/04/05 4:00pm 8/04/05 4:00pm